Topic: I don't mean to be crude, but...

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 10 years ago #53,806

What does it mean when your cum is clear as water?

I took a nap and awoke to find that I jiz myself. The consistency isn't the usual cloudy white Mountain Dew and was clear like water.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #700,644

You probably have ball cancer, it's good news for you because you can finally transition

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,645

Interesting. Why is jizz even white to begin with?

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,657

gross ass thread I wish I never read this

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,658

See a doctor.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,659

" Although there’s no concrete evidence yet as to why the quality of sperm or semen varies, it is believed that clear sperm arises when the man ( or woman) frequently ejaculates or masturbates regularly" http://www.differencebetween.net/science/health/difference-between-white-and-clear-sperm/

Something you want to tell us about Catherine?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,662

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Something you want to tell us about Catherine?

Of course you would be interested in hearing about it.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,664

@previous (F)

Oh snap

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,666

It's AIDS :(

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,667

I thought you were a fucking girl

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,669

Oh my fucking god, why did I open this?!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,676

@700,667 (Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Lol™

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,687

@700,659 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
I get wet dreams too much.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,688

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Start masturbating

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,693

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
And miss out on the vivid imagery of dreams?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,695

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You'll still dream, you just wont ejaculate while doing so

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,701

@700,687 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Maybe the jizz wasn't jizz at all, but just pre-jizz which is clear.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,704

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
I'm thinking that as I tried not to ejaculate.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,706

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You tried not to do so, in your sleep?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,708

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yeah, because I was going somewhere in an hour.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,709

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
...what?

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,711

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

In her dream she was going somewhere in a hour. You never ejaculate on your own if you are going to be with people within a hour, Louis ck called it "processing the shame".

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,714

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Thats a thing? Ive never heard of it

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,716

What in the fuck am I reading?! My god damn fucking eyes you fucks!! My virgin eyes!!!!!

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,722

@700,714 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Yeah its a thing alright. Not all people experience it but for some it's a necessary procedure. Not only is it like you committed sperm-ocide but somehow everyone knows and the smell of it all stretches for miles, making your neighbors think "not again".

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,724

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
You're an interesting guy, Andy. I like you

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,786

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Andy?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,787

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
thats my new name for you. Do you like it?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,788

@700,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
An hour is more than long enough to shower and change clothes.

@700,711 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
I must be weird because I've never felt any guilt or shame from fapping.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,792

@700,787 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I do. It's a great name after all.

@previous (Metæ)

More lucky than weird man

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,794

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
If god didn't want us to fap, he wouldn't have given us the ability to.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,796

@700,792 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Oh good. I'll use it for a while to see how it feels.

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