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Topic: I no longer eat insufficient "meals".

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,796

Now, I consume Huel, the nutritionally complete human food. It's what aliens would feed us if they invaded us and made us their sexy little pets. It makes me want to be dominated by Big Dick.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #700,600

Meals !outYouYou

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,601

This topic started in a weird place and quickly went to very different weird places.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,602

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,603

@700,601 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

It's all true

Everything

Huel is a nutritionally enriched powder infused with all of your damn needs @700,601 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,607

@previous (A)

but it looks like something clones are given to produce healthy organs ready for harvesting

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,608

So it's like Ensure™ then?

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,613

there's so many meal replacers now idk which ones are which

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,636

@700,608 (Metæ)

It is what It is

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,637

Externally hosted image@700,613 (bhutto)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,646

> It makes me want to be dominated by Big Dick.

???

Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,647

@700,637 (A)
do you make it with rum

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,649

@previous (H)

No

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,654

@700,637 (A)
how does it compare to Soylent

TTEH !PUPenis69. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,661

@700,637 (A)
Is that a sample pack? £1 for 100g atm, free P&P.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,915

@previous (TTEH !PUPenis69.)

No that's a 1.7kg bag, £45 for two bags free t-shirt and shaker with your first order

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,919

@700,654 (bhutto)

Tastes like porridge good enough to eat but not good enough to over indulge and eat unhealthy amounts

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #701,158

@OP

Just do like a rabbit and eat your own poop, Matt.

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #701,193

@700,919 (A)
I meant nutritionally but whatever

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #701,201

@701,158 (K)
Is that not the implication being made by the Huel company?

The future of food is to look like Huel anyway so just eat Huel instead.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #701,202

@700,915 (A)
why do you want a tshirt that advertises you only eat liquid food

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,207

@701,201 (L)
Then the future can get fucked.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,286

@701,193 (bhutto)

100% of rda of everything

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,287

@701,202 (H)

Brag rights

Ditch no nutritional mealtimes and free your life

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,288

@previous (A)
Mealtime is pretty much the only time I spend with people.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,324

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

And you can finally destroy that final shackle and evolve into your next form

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,551

Hahaha I just drank my own cum and guess what

Tastes like Huel

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,555

@previous (A)
Is this some cool new viral marketing technique?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,557

@previous (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)

No I guzzle that shit daily and nightly

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,559

The joke is that I'm talking about Huel but I'm making a double entendre about drinking my own cum (efficient way to hide the evidence)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,603

@previous (A)
yeah, no that's not funny. it's just gay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,623

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Homophobic remarks are a thing of the past just like inefficient pre-Huel dinner options

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,625

@previous (A)
> says the guy who eats his own semen

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,683

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,818

@previous (adam djensen)

I bought a walter wallet from a Dutchman and it did not arrive unlike my Huel

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 23 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,056

@previous (A)

> I bought a walter wallet from a Dutchman and it did not arrive unlike my Huel


@701,683 (adam djensen)

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adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,149

@701,818 (A)
What is a Walter Wallet??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,285

@previous (adam djensen)
https://walterwallet.com/?lang=ep

adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,317

@previous (A)
Oh that's a bit like the Sekrid wallet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,362

@previous (adam djensen)

Update it arrived

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,375

@previous (A)
How many Walters can you fit in it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,469

@previous (O)

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