Topic: What the actual FUCK, fora???
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,785
What the hell, guys? I just received this email from someone who called himself "Hank Splatters". It said:
"Last night, I was riding around in my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™. I pulled into the Taco Bell™ parking lot to scope out the action. There, sitting on the curb, was a 600-pound negress, munching on a Soft Taco™. I knew that I had to act quickly. Using my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, I drove through and ordered 100 soft tacoi (correct Greek plural of taco). I then opened the door of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and wafted the warm scents of the tacoi into the general region of the 600-pound negress. Like a corpse under a necromancer's spell, she strode over to my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and climbed in. I then drove my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ to a dark forest on the edge of town. The 600-pound negress was in a trance, held in hypnosis by the delicious, tempting scent of the 100 soft tacoi. I then allowed her into the back of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and unleashed her upon the soft tacoi. She began to devour the soft tacoi, in the back of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, like a ravenous, 600-pound, negress wolf. While she ate, I sniffed her butthole. When she finished, I kicked her in the spleen, then did a karate punch into her gall bladder and liver. I then kicked her out of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, into the dark depths of the forest. I then closed the door to my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and drove off, laughing and laughing as she wandered around in horrid agony in the dark, trying desperately to find her way home. I then went to McDonald's™ and drove through, ordering a #4 with a Diet Coke™. I then went home in my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, climbed onto my sofa, and watched reruns of Petticoat Junction™ until 4am. What a night!"
"Last night, I was riding around in my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™. I pulled into the Taco Bell™ parking lot to scope out the action. There, sitting on the curb, was a 600-pound negress, munching on a Soft Taco™. I knew that I had to act quickly. Using my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, I drove through and ordered 100 soft tacoi (correct Greek plural of taco). I then opened the door of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and wafted the warm scents of the tacoi into the general region of the 600-pound negress. Like a corpse under a necromancer's spell, she strode over to my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and climbed in. I then drove my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ to a dark forest on the edge of town. The 600-pound negress was in a trance, held in hypnosis by the delicious, tempting scent of the 100 soft tacoi. I then allowed her into the back of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and unleashed her upon the soft tacoi. She began to devour the soft tacoi, in the back of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, like a ravenous, 600-pound, negress wolf. While she ate, I sniffed her butthole. When she finished, I kicked her in the spleen, then did a karate punch into her gall bladder and liver. I then kicked her out of my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, into the dark depths of the forest. I then closed the door to my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™ and drove off, laughing and laughing as she wandered around in horrid agony in the dark, trying desperately to find her way home. I then went to McDonald's™ and drove through, ordering a #4 with a Diet Coke™. I then went home in my Volkswagen™ Minivan painted to look like the Scooby Doo™ Mystery Machine™, climbed onto my sofa, and watched reruns of Petticoat Junction™ until 4am. What a night!"
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #700,440
Matt's a racist?
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,450
> "Hank Splatters"
A Moniker Indy used at Bianca.com in the rooms dedicated to fecal content.
One of HS infamous lines as he spammed the many other forums was - My mother taught me everything I know and she ain't worth shit.
4.1 years ago here on MC
https://minichan.org/topic/20045
Topic: What is your IQ, fora?
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. started this discussion 4.2 years ago
Mine is 181. What is yours?
A Moniker Indy used at Bianca.com in the rooms dedicated to fecal content.
One of HS infamous lines as he spammed the many other forums was - My mother taught me everything I know and she ain't worth shit.
4.1 years ago here on MC
https://minichan.org/topic/20045
Topic: What is your IQ, fora?
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. started this discussion 4.2 years ago
Mine is 181. What is yours?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago
@previous (realdw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Online IQ test are terrible.
They told Depressionman his IQ was 181, which is a wild deviation from his probable IQ of 75.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 25 minutes later
@previous (D)
Teaches chinks english with a grad degree. IQ=100 all that is necessary.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago,
@previous (E)
He didn't get his bachelor's degree until he was 32, though.
Anonymous E replied with this 4.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after
@previous (F)
because daddy was locked up in prison & son was busy messing with mommy.
Anonymous F replied with this 4.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after
@previous (E)
LMAO!
@previous (realdw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Online IQ test are terrible.
They told Depressionman his IQ was 181, which is a wild deviation from his probable IQ of 75.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago, 25 minutes later
@previous (D)
Teaches chinks english with a grad degree. IQ=100 all that is necessary.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4.2 years ago,
@previous (E)
He didn't get his bachelor's degree until he was 32, though.
Anonymous E replied with this 4.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after
@previous (F)
because daddy was locked up in prison & son was busy messing with mommy.
Anonymous F replied with this 4.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after
@previous (E)
LMAO!
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,455
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,456
@previous (D)
> I think you two should date.
U need a brain transplant to kick IQ up beyond the 93 you currently have.
> I think you two should date.
U need a brain transplant to kick IQ up beyond the 93 you currently have.
The Bandit replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,457
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,461
@previous (The Bandit)
You're not even bright enough to do other than copypasta.
You do make a good anal wart.
You're not even bright enough to do other than copypasta.
You do make a good anal wart.
