Topic: Dickhead though he is, Matt Miller is (facially at least) the most handsome poster on the chans.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,781
He has a certain ruggedness which women like. Whereas consider the competition - Syntax looks like a sun-dried raisin with eyes, Green has his own cock in his mouth, the Doctor has those typically British rancid teeth, Brie looks like something that escaped from a lab, Negi is...well, Negi, Kook is self-indulgently overweight, Vocalon is a hipster twink, On is your average Chink, i.e not attractive in the proper Western sense, Triptych turned her face into a pin cushion, and Beebs is ginger.
Hate him all you want, but Matt is undeniably handsome.
Hate him all you want, but Matt is undeniably handsome.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #700,384
Deleted and then undeleted, thanks.
The Bandit joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,387
Sup fattfuck?
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,389
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,392
@700,387 (The Bandit)
> Sup fattfuck?
Actually yeah, that's another thing - on a chan culture which incorporates the likes of Brie, Kook and even the Doctor, why has Matt been denoted the "fatfuck" of the forumsphere? He is nowhere near as fat as they are and yet nobody ever makes fun of them for their weight.
> Sup fattfuck?
Actually yeah, that's another thing - on a chan culture which incorporates the likes of Brie, Kook and even the Doctor, why has Matt been denoted the "fatfuck" of the forumsphere? He is nowhere near as fat as they are and yet nobody ever makes fun of them for their weight.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,394
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,397
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,400
im not even a twink tho.
like you could have called me a disgusting tranny and that would have at least been accurate
like you could have called me a disgusting tranny and that would have at least been accurate
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,401
@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
> im not even a twink tho.
It's not for you to decide if you're a twink or not, it's a question for the raging power tops who have seen your picture. And both of them have decided you're a twink.
> im not even a twink tho.
It's not for you to decide if you're a twink or not, it's a question for the raging power tops who have seen your picture. And both of them have decided you're a twink.
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,402
@previous (A)
oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now
oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,403
@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
> oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now
Thanks for confirming.
> oh yeah, that pic of me at 14 youre wanking to sure is an accurate representation of what i look like now
Thanks for confirming.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,408
@OPenis
Numerous users on this board are much better looking than Matt. Hell, even Protip is much better looking than Matt.
Numerous users on this board are much better looking than Matt. Hell, even Protip is much better looking than Matt.
henn joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,410
Quality post 10/10
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,414
@700,397 (A)
If there's more than one person who honestly believes that fat girl picture that gets posted occasionally is kook, then you're all a lot dumber than I thought.
If there's more than one person who honestly believes that fat girl picture that gets posted occasionally is kook, then you're all a lot dumber than I thought.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,415
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,418
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,419
@700,414 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What, you mean the nude one? Because she's posted other pics,and why are you making fun of her weight? Kook has a very stressful job and fucked up knees that make it hard to zumba or whatever other fad exercise you millenials are in to.
What, you mean the nude one? Because she's posted other pics,and why are you making fun of her weight? Kook has a very stressful job and fucked up knees that make it hard to zumba or whatever other fad exercise you millenials are in to.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,466
@700,415 (A)I wasn't.
@previous (I)
> you millenials
But now I am. You take that back you little shit. I'll fuckin cut you bitch
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,566
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,567
op> He has a certain ruggedness which women like.
What about his infamous scat fetish? Do women enjoy the rugged smell of porta potties?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,568
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,570
I see that Matt and his fans are making another push to make Minichan into Mattchan.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,579
@700,566 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'll be a 90's kid, but never a millennial. Fuck cellphones, fuck reality TV, and fuck social media.
I'll be a 90's kid, but never a millennial. Fuck cellphones, fuck reality TV, and fuck social media.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,590
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
it doesn't matter whether you have what you believe to be typical millennial values
it's purely an age-based thing. dirty hippies were/are also baby boomers.
it doesn't matter whether you have what you believe to be typical millennial values
it's purely an age-based thing. dirty hippies were/are also baby boomers.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,595
@700,579 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cell phones are awesome. I can catch pokemans, call my super hot girlfriend and watch porn all at the same time. What's not to like?
Oh yeah and take/send nudes
Cell phones are awesome. I can catch pokemans, call my super hot girlfriend and watch porn all at the same time. What's not to like?
Oh yeah and take/send nudes
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,638
Having said this though, I always thought that whole 'requesting open leg vulva from a child' was something someone made up about him, but apparently it actually happened...
https://tinychan.org/topic/11266
...and so Matt, handsome or not, you're one sick fuckin' puppy dude.
https://tinychan.org/topic/11266
...and so Matt, handsome or not, you're one sick fuckin' puppy dude.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,665
@700,579 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You take that back about cell phones! Cell phones were great before the Apple ruined everything with their iPhone line. iPhones were actually cool when they first came out because mobile Safari allowed you to view pages as desktop view unlike the shitty mobile version of every site back then. Now look... Fucking shitty touch mobile sites for every god damn site on this fucking thing people call the Internet nowadays.
You take that back about cell phones! Cell phones were great before the Apple ruined everything with their iPhone line. iPhones were actually cool when they first came out because mobile Safari allowed you to view pages as desktop view unlike the shitty mobile version of every site back then. Now look... Fucking shitty touch mobile sites for every god damn site on this fucking thing people call the Internet nowadays.
Meowth double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,668
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,790
@700,665 (Meowth)
The whole "mobile version" is one of the things that makes me hate cell phones so much. Fuck coding multiple interfaces for a website and having to come up with totally different, yet the same "feel" layouts. It's bad enough having to test shit for 4? (5?) different desktop web browsers.
The whole "mobile version" is one of the things that makes me hate cell phones so much. Fuck coding multiple interfaces for a website and having to come up with totally different, yet the same "feel" layouts. It's bad enough having to test shit for 4? (5?) different desktop web browsers.
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Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,607
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Alright, that point is valid. Although I really hate how the iPhone menu style mobile websites completely have no feel to many desktop websites.
Alright, that point is valid. Although I really hate how the iPhone menu style mobile websites completely have no feel to many desktop websites.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,615
@previous (Meowth)
@700,790 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This thread is about the relatively handsome features of Matt Miller in comparison with the other mutants who post here. Take your dull tech-talk elsewhere please.
@700,790 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This thread is about the relatively handsome features of Matt Miller in comparison with the other mutants who post here. Take your dull tech-talk elsewhere please.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,617
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,622
He's Matt Miller.
He's a go getta.
He's used for fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.
He's Matt Miller.
He's a ghost killa.
A go getta, fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.
He's a go getta.
He's used for fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.
He's Matt Miller.
He's a ghost killa.
A go getta, fatt filla.
He's mah nigga.
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[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,652
Im attractive :3
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Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,682
Dickhead is not common slang where you are? Then your're a dickhead.
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,797
@701,636 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.
I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #703,804
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@703,797 (Meowth)
> I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.
thats not true there is a desktop view option in safari
> I know. I hate how Apple products you have to jailbreak and fake the user agent.
thats not true there is a desktop view option in safari
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #712,144
He's not looking at all well these days. Those pictures of him licking the phone were awful. Matt, what's happened to you, are you ill again?
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #712,151
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #713,897
Vocalon is cute. Thanks.
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In his latest photo he's looking a bit tired, but still pretty good for a man in his 40s.
White Person !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #751,421
Vocalon is very sexy. I would let him render my asshole loose.
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@751,433 (Pink !/piNkH96Z2)
He bums around rural Northern California. I wasn't guessing.
Who are you?
He bums around rural Northern California. I wasn't guessing.
Who are you?
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #757,206
? replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #757,221
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I'm little leaf I do movie reviews twice yearly and am an acerbic cunt the rest of the time.
I'm little leaf I do movie reviews twice yearly and am an acerbic cunt the rest of the time.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 1 month later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,761
? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,765
im gay lol
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,769
Fuck me, I started this thread!
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,784
I still assert that I am more attractive than Matt Miller.
Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #771,787
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@771,793 (Z-4)
I do not take pictures of myself, I am asking someone to take a picture of me for my vanity sake.
I do not take pictures of myself, I am asking someone to take a picture of me for my vanity sake.
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I'm pretty ugly actually