Topic: Living in China for 5 years, then returning to the USA, makes one thing very evident:
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,763
American food SUCKS. It is fatty, salty, and sugary, not good at all, lacking flavor (except fat, salt, and sugar), the portions make it clear why Americans are all land whales waddling around on rhino haunches, it is not healthy, it is 99% carbohydrates, and it is, overall, CRAP CRAP CRAP. How do you people eat this garbage?
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #700,170
Because it tastes pretty good and it's nice not living in a third world shithole, thanks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,171
Also what are you defining as "American food"? Within a ten minute walk of my apartment i can have authentically prepared food from seven or eight different countries. American food is immigrant food, and encompasses more than McDonald's fyi.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,172
It's been pointed out to me that I used the wrong tripcode, thanks.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,175
This thread means a lot coming from you FattFuck.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,177
@OP
Lol maybe in Loserana. I, like Fake Anon, can get authentic cuisine from across the globe in 15 minute drive ?????
You live in a redneck shithole
Lol maybe in Loserana. I, like Fake Anon, can get authentic cuisine from across the globe in 15 minute drive ?????
You live in a redneck shithole
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,178
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,179
@700,171 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@700,177 (Metæ)
tbh I don't get the appeal of 'authentic' foreign food. Give it 20 years until it's all HFCS'd up, with some MSG and shit. Then it becomes good. Thanks
@700,177 (Metæ)
tbh I don't get the appeal of 'authentic' foreign food. Give it 20 years until it's all HFCS'd up, with some MSG and shit. Then it becomes good. Thanks
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,180
@700,178 (A)
> China is not a third world shithole. Thanks.
OK, a sewage shithole. Third world people have more manners and are cleaner.
> China is not a third world shithole. Thanks.
OK, a sewage shithole. Third world people have more manners and are cleaner.
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,181
@700,179 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
When I go to the Vietnamese Pho place, I ask for some boneless, skinless, chicken breast boiled in tap water with some boiled potatoes and a little salt on the side.
When I go to the Vietnamese Pho place, I ask for some boneless, skinless, chicken breast boiled in tap water with some boiled potatoes and a little salt on the side.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,182
@previous (Metæ)
They could at least have the decency to offer you some Lipton onion soup for seasoning. This place sucks dude
They could at least have the decency to offer you some Lipton onion soup for seasoning. This place sucks dude
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,183
@700,179 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Go back to eating your southwest chicken salads at McDonald's thanks.
Go back to eating your southwest chicken salads at McDonald's thanks.
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,184
@700,182 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I tried it once and it was too spicy! They tried to offer it and I said NO because the last time I tried it the onions were so SPICY i had to drink like four glasses of milk to stop the burning!
I tried it once and it was too spicy! They tried to offer it and I said NO because the last time I tried it the onions were so SPICY i had to drink like four glasses of milk to stop the burning!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,185
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #700,186
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,188
> Americans are all land whales waddling around on rhino haunches,
well, you are back in the USAmerica
we were missing one land whale and now its back
well, you are back in the USAmerica
we were missing one land whale and now its back
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,189
@700,186 (A)
Speaking of which we can expect the first printed issue of the Miller Guide magazine in August, right? You didn't lie to investors, did you?
Speaking of which we can expect the first printed issue of the Miller Guide magazine in August, right? You didn't lie to investors, did you?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,192
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,199
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,200
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,201
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,202
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #700,203
@700,192 (A)
@700,200 (A)
@previous (A)
Indy: will the Miller Guide magazæ be printed in August as promised on the Indiegogo page, or not?
@700,200 (A)
@previous (A)
Indy: will the Miller Guide magazæ be printed in August as promised on the Indiegogo page, or not?
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Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,271
@previous (Metæ)
Guess not. As usual, he used people for financial gain, and still has not paid off his tax liens.
Guess not. As usual, he used people for financial gain, and still has not paid off his tax liens.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,297
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #700,301
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,501
@OP
You used to constantly talk about eating poop. I doubt American food is much worse than that. Even with all the estrogens and Monsanto GMO poison laced in it now.
You used to constantly talk about eating poop. I doubt American food is much worse than that. Even with all the estrogens and Monsanto GMO poison laced in it now.
Anonymous J double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,502
@700,409 (I)
And you TGcomix claim you don't have a sexual fetish for him despite constantly photoshopping penis porn of him.
Just like how you claim not to be a pedophile or into hitting children when you draw little kids being hit all the time.
And you TGcomix claim you don't have a sexual fetish for him despite constantly photoshopping penis porn of him.
Just like how you claim not to be a pedophile or into hitting children when you draw little kids being hit all the time.
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,513
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,517
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,618
@700,501 (J)
> You used to constantly talk about eating poop.
That is why everyone else disagrees with him when he reviews a restaurant. His basic standards are fowl & filthy. For example one restaurant he reviewed got raves from him. A expat gave the place a try and said this.
> You used to constantly talk about eating poop.
That is why everyone else disagrees with him when he reviews a restaurant. His basic standards are fowl & filthy. For example one restaurant he reviewed got raves from him. A expat gave the place a try and said this.
“The meal was served on dirty plates. The place had an exotic ambiance, if you keep your eyes above the filthy floor and unwashed tables." The meal incinerated everything in my intestines.” Do not get me started on the laxative effects, after I left the place.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #700,670
@700,178 (A)
> China is not a third world shithole. Thanks.
Although it's still a shitty fucking second world lol.
> China is not a third world shithole. Thanks.
Although it's still a shitty fucking second world lol.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,091
@previous (Meowth)
I define shit hole on basis of diseases and defecation in the streets and where people spit in public and food vendors have no way of washing their hands nor does the culture teach them the need to wash hands after going to bathroom or handling raw chicken-pork.
Also China does mean things to people that say negative things about the commie Gov. You do it their way or you end up in prison or worse.
I define shit hole on basis of diseases and defecation in the streets and where people spit in public and food vendors have no way of washing their hands nor does the culture teach them the need to wash hands after going to bathroom or handling raw chicken-pork.
Also China does mean things to people that say negative things about the commie Gov. You do it their way or you end up in prison or worse.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,149
@700,618 (L)
> @700,501 (J)
> >You used to constantly talk about eating poop.
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> That is why everyone else disagrees with him when he reviews a restaurant. His basic standards are fowl & filthy. For example one restaurant he reviewed got raves from him. A expat gave the place a try and said this.
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This is the best quote!
> @700,501 (J)
> >You used to constantly talk about eating poop.
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> That is why everyone else disagrees with him when he reviews a restaurant. His basic standards are fowl & filthy. For example one restaurant he reviewed got raves from him. A expat gave the place a try and said this.
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“The meal was served on dirty plates. The place had an exotic ambiance, if you keep your eyes above the filthy floor and unwashed tables." The meal incinerated everything in my intestines.” Do not get me started on the laxative effects, after I left the place.
This is the best quote!
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,693
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #701,701
@previous (O)
Based on a country where people sell fake rice and recover cooking oil from output of A-hole
Where meat is hung out in shops so flies can feed off of and produce maggots to add protean to hanging meat
Where huge amounts of red peppers are added to dishes to cover up the rancid meat and sloppy cooking.
No doubt people cooking at home stand a better chance of ending up with quality Chinese dinner IF careful where they buy meat and that which is added.
Making fake rice? Just crazy
Based on a country where people sell fake rice and recover cooking oil from output of A-hole
Where meat is hung out in shops so flies can feed off of and produce maggots to add protean to hanging meat
Where huge amounts of red peppers are added to dishes to cover up the rancid meat and sloppy cooking.
No doubt people cooking at home stand a better chance of ending up with quality Chinese dinner IF careful where they buy meat and that which is added.
Making fake rice? Just crazy
