Topic: Cath has Autism
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,595
There is a valid medical reason for this:Autism is the buildup of too much cerebrospinal butthurt in the brain. Normally, this fluid cushions your brain from reality. When you have too much, though, it puts harmful pressure on your brain and online communities.
Autism can be congenital, or present at birth. Causes include genetic problems and problems with how the fetus develops. An unusually large head with an over inflated sense of self worth is the main sign of congenital Autism.
Autism can also happen after birth by learning about it online. This is called acquired autism. It can occur at any age. Causes can include head injuries, strokes, fake outrage, infections, tumors, online harassment of yourself by others, and bleeding in the brain.
Symptoms include
Headache
Vomiting and nausea
Online Outbursts
Blurry vision
Balance problems
Arm flailing while posting
Bladder control problems
Cries for attention
Thinking and memory problems
Autism can permanently damage the brain, causing problems with physical, mental and social development. If untreated, it is usually fatal. With treatment, many people lead normal lives with few autistic limitations. Treatment usually involves invasive rectal surgery to insert Domestos™ thus causing butthurt to move the cerebrospinal2Domestos™ fluid to another area of the body where it can be absorbed. Forum banning and timeout therapy can also help.
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