Topic: I wonder what the new Pokemon game will be about.
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 10 years ago#53,568
Let me guess, you're some autistic kid who follows a strange man, sorry, 'Professor' (though we never see any diplomas) to a lab. You then choose a fire, water or grass type pokemon and your rival picks what you are weak to. The professor gives you a pokedex and you try and catch them all. On the way, you battle an evil team and outdated gameplay mechanics. You have to go and collect 8 gym badges as well and then fight the Elite 4. Oh, the evil team will raise an ancient Pokemon then probably end up killing themselves when you beat them. And if you really want to 'catch them all' you will need to trade with a friend who has the other version which us the exact same fucking game. So basically it will be like every Pokemon game ever.
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#698,281
lol
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#698,284
I'm gay lol
vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#698,285
im gay lol
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#698,288
I think that when even Green is becoming sceptical of Pokémon, major changes must be considered.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#698,289
@698,281 (adam djensen)
I literally cried when I heard about Pokemon Go. I would prefer if they added action RPG elements to the games to spruce them up. What do they do? Oh, let's fucking sell out and market Pokemon to casual scum and their phones. When I see these people playing Pokemon Go on their mainstream iPhones, I will pull out my Gameboy and copy of Pokemon Emerald and show them how a real man plays Pokemon.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#698,304
Yes but it will still sell fifty million copies because we are all mindless consumer whores.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#698,341
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I won't be getting it. I sold my 3DS after the disappointment that was ORAS.
adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#698,342