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Topic: You guys probably won't care, but this one guy had a fantastic idea!

Meowth started this discussion 15 years ago #5,342

The carpet in my trunk kept sliding around, and Velcro would not stick to the carpet side. A guy suggested I sew the Velcro to the carpet. Best idea ever! Well, one of the better ideas anyway.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #94,221

Old Chinese proverb says: Man who go to bed with problem...

Wake up with solution in hand.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,225

@previous (Syntax)
lolol sim told me many of those.

Man who walk in airport sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,237

@previous (Meowth)
Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,238

@previous (Syntax)
Eww. Lol.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,239

@94,237 (Syntax)
Fuckin' lol'd.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,242

@94,238 (C)
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,244

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #94,246

@94,242 (Syntax)
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
These make me lol every fucking time.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,248

man who walkaround withands inpockets feel cocky allday.

my wife shego toamerica
Chicago?
no, she passengerlike everyone esle /

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,252

@94,242 (Syntax)
Man who stick his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,255

@94,246 (Meowth)
Baseball all wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,263

@94,248 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
@94,252 (F)
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Keep 'em comin'!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,303

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,304

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone!

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #94,312

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #94,351

@94,303 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
@94,304 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
@previous (Syntax)
It may be the fact that I'm a retard, but all these jokes crack me the fuck up.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #94,635

@previous (Meowth)
Nothing wrong with simple good humor.
That first one I posted was maybe the 2nd on the dirty side joke I learned.
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