Topic: i just fingered my asshole for the first time
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,204
there was a turd up there so it didn't make me hard
where is my prostate?
where is my prostate?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #694,547
Go as deep as your second knuckle, press toward your front in a "come here" motion. You should feel it, its hard, harder than the surrounding area.
Anonymous B double-posted this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,551
Use a glove too, don't get shit on your fingers. That smell lingers.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,552
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,568
@previous (A)
Try this. Lube up both fists. Insert one fully except stop at where you wrist joins your hand. Take a deep breath and insert your other hand,
The next step will take you from 30 to 35 minutes. Now with both hands in; Insert both wrists all the way up until to get to your elbows.
Slowly remove and relax.
Try this. Lube up both fists. Insert one fully except stop at where you wrist joins your hand. Take a deep breath and insert your other hand,
The next step will take you from 30 to 35 minutes. Now with both hands in; Insert both wrists all the way up until to get to your elbows.
Slowly remove and relax.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,572
Take your left foots little toe and hold it in your ass. Make small movements and giggle.
Continue for minutes.
Continue for minutes.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,577
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,689
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,718
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,721
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,737
@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
It's pretty sad watching you do your old TC shtick on here. Your old buddies have got sick of you and chased you off Tinychan so you're loitering around here posting your pictures.
It's pretty sad watching you do your old TC shtick on here. Your old buddies have got sick of you and chased you off Tinychan so you're loitering around here posting your pictures.
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,740
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,746
@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
I post here and TC. There's no "following" involved. You're not exactly inconspicuous.
I post here and TC. There's no "following" involved. You're not exactly inconspicuous.
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,753
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,765
@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
In this thread alone you've posted more than anyone else. And that's in between your endless ranting at Syntax.
Face it loser, you've been kicked off TC and your sad pathetic ass is now reduced to spamming your pictures here. It's hilarious.
In this thread alone you've posted more than anyone else. And that's in between your endless ranting at Syntax.
Face it loser, you've been kicked off TC and your sad pathetic ass is now reduced to spamming your pictures here. It's hilarious.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,770
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Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,819
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Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,823
@694,817 (H)
@694,819 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (H)
@694,772 (G)
> Keep it to one ID Doc, don't bring your TC antics over here.
@694,819 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (H)
@694,772 (G)
> Keep it to one ID Doc, don't bring your TC antics over here.
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 35 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,824
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,825
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William !KieUG1WfLM replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,835
@694,792 (H)
> you are a strange and paranoid person.
lol, says the guy who has run away from Tinychan because he's terrified the new Admin will have his IP.
> you are a strange and paranoid person.
lol, says the guy who has run away from Tinychan because he's terrified the new Admin will have his IP.
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,838
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,839
William !KieUG1WfLM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,842
Anonymous G double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,849
@694,839 (H)
> you do know that i am not the doctor, right?
From what I can see, he never said you were the Doctor. All he said was you're a weird and paranoid pedophile who has run away from Tinychan because of the new Admin.
Why did you take that to mean he was calling you the Doctor?
Lol, you tried to suck up to the Doctor but you ended up calling him a paranoid nonce instead! Game, set and match.
> you do know that i am not the doctor, right?
From what I can see, he never said you were the Doctor. All he said was you're a weird and paranoid pedophile who has run away from Tinychan because of the new Admin.
Why did you take that to mean he was calling you the Doctor?
Lol, you tried to suck up to the Doctor but you ended up calling him a paranoid nonce instead! Game, set and match.
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,850
@previous (G)Why are you attempting to smear me as a child abuse fetishist? It looks like you're desperately clutching at straws.