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Topic: First item of reverse culture shock from China back to USA

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,152

Damn, like 90% of the people here are morbidly obese or in a wheelchair. What is the deal? It is noticeable in the airport: like, there is an exceptionally large number of people in wheelchairs, and also morbidly obese hippos waddling around on their rhino haunches. What the hell?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #694,028

At least 90% of the people there aren't muslim. You should come to the UK.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,034

Another item of reverse culture shock. In China, I am attracted to about 85% of the women I see. In the US, it is maybe 5%.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,036

lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,038

@694,034 (A)
> 95% of American women breathe a sigh of relief
???

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,039

@previous (D)
95% of American women can't sigh because they are so morbidly obese.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,041

@previous (A)
What about the lolis

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,043

@previous (C)
Gross.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,045

@694,039 (A)
That is why I'm gay. Lol

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,046

it's called "being able to afford to eat" and the people you see are all normal americans who aren't malnourished and starving to death, but through the lens of communist propaganda everyone just looks fat to you. what's really going to surprise you is that most of the women here have dicks now. although since you're from the Far East you're probably used to that. our ladyboys are just much more entitled.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,048

@694,045 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
For once, you make a strong argument.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,049

@694,046 (squeegee)
Hmm..."not starving" = "over 600 pounds and can barely walk"

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,050

@694,046 (squeegee)
Also, there does seem to be a rather intense, sudden focus on transgenderism now.

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,053

@694,049 (A)
no, you misunderstand. that's communist propaganda. they actually weigh 160, but you see 600 because you're so used to people starving in the streets. communist propaganda makes you think you're living in a paradise of healthy people and nutritious food. but you're malnourished and starving to death too. that's why everyone looks fat to you.

i probably should have spelled it out more but i didn't think the malnutrition had effected your cognitive abilities yet. anyway, be sure to eat something while you're hear, i know it's "imperialist" to eat a hamburger, but dude, you really should eat something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,054

@previous (squeegee)
Malnourished? Hardly. I weigh at least 75 pounds.

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,055

@694,050 (A)
yeah, it's really been trending lately.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,056

@previous (squeegee)
In Communist China, genital identifies as you!

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,057

@694,054 (A)
"the White Whale of Kunming"

squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,058

@694,056 (A)
lol, welcome back dude. how long are you in the states?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,060

@previous (squeegee)
Permanently.

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,061

@previous (A)
oh, good, just in time to help vote for our next ineffectual and useless leader.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #694,062

@previous (squeegee)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,067

But seriously, this injured/handicapped American is a thing. Like, every fifth person is in a wheelchair, on crutches, walking with a cane, with leg braces, etc. What the hell is that about??

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,070

@previous (A)
better insurance for everyone means more access to advanced medical devices. you're just used to people using splints made from sticks and twine

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,071

@previous (squeegee)
I think they just euthanize their infirm anyway

kook !!kYTRWTZZj joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,077

@694,067 (A)
Because in China they won't even let you use a cane because it makes you look weak to your coworkers. Remember saying that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,078

@694,070 (squeegee)
lol

squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,079

@previous (A)
and don't worry, the "sky hasn't disappeared," the air is just clean.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #694,080

@previous (squeegee)
haha

bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,105

@694,079 (squeegee)
Ha
Ha

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,106

@OP

Aren't you morbidly obese?

adam djensen double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,107

@694,049 (A)
you lived in china for years and you still dont use metric???

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,108

@694,106 (adam djensen)
he got fat and moved to China and thinned out iirc

kook !!kYTRWTZZj replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,115

@694,106 (adam djensen)
He caught the Chinese throat syphilis and lost eighty pounds in a chink hospital because they don't feed patients.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,117

@694,107 (adam djensen)
He is a language major. Math skills are limited to counting on fingers-toes-nose.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,119

At least Matt, the fat bastard, now has Bert, the obese cock sucker, to play with.

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,121

@previous (L)
Shut up ya broken record

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,129

@previous (bhutan)
Fuck off cis scum

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,161

@694,054 (A)
That's less than a 10 year old. Did you mean 175lbs or 75kg?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #694,179

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
He knows so much about 10 year old boys. Things that will shock you.
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