Topic: I want to call my lawn mower a dishwasher..

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,092

I just feel like that's how it should be..

and my car should be called a toothbrush..

if you argue with me you are being offensive...rude...and hateful..

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #693,460

@OP
Cram it, faggot.

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,476

Is that just so you can pretend like you regularly use a toothbrush and a dishwasher? Your secret is safe with me. Although those piles of dishes and yellow teeth are going to make people incredulous. Okay, here's what you do, pick up some Domestos and use part of it to wash the dishes, then just gargle and drink the rest, it'll whiten your teeth faster than any other method and Domestos has a money back guarantee!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,479

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Anti...you really need an attitude adjustment..

maybe I can take a short florida vacation before the summer is done..

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,480

@693,476 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
As a doctor, I think it is.

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,483

@693,479 (A)
My door is always open, bud. You've been making these threats/"promises" for years, might as well deliver for once. :)

It's a grate time to visit Panama City Beach if you don't mind the traffic.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,501

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
The only time Bert will visit Florida is when he looks at it on a map.

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,507

Syntax, 1 day ago[T] #3,506

> bert actually enjoyed the Rape of his ass when he was in the Navy. He never was much of a match when the Marines bent him over.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,528

@OP
Can you actually tell the difference between the two appliances after an epic four shot cocktail?

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,926

@693,501 (D)
It'll never happen.

@693,479 (A)
Yousabitchnigga.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,994

@OP

> I just feel like that's how it should be..
> and my car should be called a toothbrush..

OMG do it, do it right now
call that fuckin lawn mower a dishwasher right now

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