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Topic: Bulletins.IWAB is back: SPREAD THE WORD

STI started this discussion 10 years ago #53,083

Why the FUCK am I still sitting here, writing this fucking shit, instead of raking in cash and compliments and negotiating ad deals with advertisers between working with passion and joy on great new features and much-needed improvements? You'd like this place much better if it were like that. So fucking make it happen already. Stop this deadness nonsense once and for all.

http://iwnatabro.com/ loldead

https://iwantabro.com

(Edited 2 years later by a moderator.)

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #693,395

I don't fully understand what's going on here

STI (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,396

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
newfag

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,401

@previous (STI)
Ignore him, he's a halfwit

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,402

@OP
> >>/2009/

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,403

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)

What the fuck was that?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,404

It is entirely possible Kimmo was a second coming of Jesus, literally sent to save us from the digital future we are now in -- chan boards are popular with normies, everybody is a "red-pilled" redditard, and there is zero free speech online. It makes me wretch to think I used to laugh at him and troll AT, even supporting that massive kike ltmake who spent his entire formative years developing bots and websites to troll Kimmo. One has to ask themselves why. Why did notorious kikes like joot and ltmake hate Kimmo so much. The answer to that can be found in another question, and that question is: why did the jews crucify Christ first time around?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,406

@previous (E)
To be fair kimmo did spam the fuck out of 4chan

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,409

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You sir, are and idiot :)

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,411

@693,403 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,413

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)

Seriously though what was that?

bhuatan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,426

@693,411 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Lol

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,430

@693,396 (STI)
sti!!

!9HHHHHHHHE joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,432

@OP
The Kimmo Simulator is neat-o!

hxxp://iwnatabro.com/kimmo/ (loldead)

It's too bad that it breaks every 5 minutes, but perhaps that makes the experience more authentic.

(Edited 3 years later by a moderator.)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,437

@previous (!9HHHHHHHHE)
Haha, I remember this! I've been wanting to try it again for a while.

@OP
Thanks. In its own twisted way, I think that AT is a valuable piece of internet history.

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,438

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh hello sir.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,443

I'm pretty sure I was the only person to be personally called out by Kimmo 2 separate times in his all caps rage bulletins.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,445

@693,413 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Cram it, faggot. I've had my fun, and that's all that matters.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,447

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)

You are rude and evil man.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,454

@693,443 (K)
Are you the famed "roadrunner troll"?

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,456

@693,447 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,458

@693,404 (E)
one word...pronounced as one word..


jealousy..

STI (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,535

BTW, it's back at http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/ now.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,555

@previous (STI)
Why the multi year hiatus?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,556

@previous (Metæ)
He was saving the internet, presumably.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,557

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Or he was unwell with an... STI.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,629

Many ways to save the internet
https://act.freepress.net/donate/internet_nn_court/?source=website_menu_button
http://www.freepress.net/activist-tools
http://www.freepress.net/media-consolidation

@OP
> Stop this deadness nonsense once and for all.

Kimmo may he never rest in peace, yet his current life is again in pieces.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,655

@previous (Syntax)
Is the internet re: 15 minute scooter ryde from the dead-end hovel you rent?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,708

Dr. Whom, how come you haven't returned to Tinychan?

Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,734

I wonder what kimmo does now to fill his free time. Maybe he started a new website.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,738

@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
I bet he's got a .onion somewhere on the dark web, and he's smart enough now not to leave any trace connecting it to his past endeavors.

Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #693,740

@previous (Metæ)
He probably doesn't want his old enemies chasing him again. Who knows. I wonder if the hidden wiki is still up to date.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,831

@693,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The mods have a new favorite now. The doctor has been replaced.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,884

this has to be the most stupid sticky I have ever been witness to..


cease this faggotry at once...and maybe in six months or so everyone will have forgotten your gay behaviour..

USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

(Edited 9 hours later by a moderator.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,936

@693,831 (Q)
Do tell.

Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,942

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Let's not rub it in, it really hasn't been easy on doc. Fortunately, he and autphgag seemed to have found each other again.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,958

@OP
Sup STI!

I'm glad it's back! I remember getting up in the morning and excitedly checking to see if there were any new rage bulletins over a cup of coffee. Some days I chuckle for hours after at the replies on IWAB.

@693,454 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Are you the famed "roadrunner troll"?
I would be interested in knowing what was going on with that name. That bulletin came at a time when there were hundreds of bots coming in at all hours from IPs that could often be traced back an ISP that went by the name "Roadrunner". I assumed he was referring to that, but I don't know if there was something else going on at the board. I'd love to know what he ultimately meant that.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,984

@previous (S)
> I would be interested in knowing what was going on with that name.
An anon here claimed credit for it. Yeah, it was lots of bots coming from the Roadrunner ISP.

At the time, I thought he meant somebody was posting "meep meep" a lot, or something.

Anonymous S replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,991

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Kimmo complained in several different posts about it listing IPs he had identified that were (at the time) all associated with Time-Warner Cable's RoadRunner Internet and asking his users to do something about it.

The bots would come in and browse a thread for some random amount of time, and then they would move to another thread to do the same thing until it was kicked or a randomly generated amount of time had elapsed. Some bots would post ambiguous replies for the mods to review when Kimmo implemented the post queuing system, and some raped his /spreadtheword project pretty badly by flooding it with fake referrals. Each bot would spawn another bot maybe 30-ish seconds after it had spawned. (with 500-1000 bots all running at once pretty much all day)

It clogged up the board enough to slow it down, screw up user statistics, artificially inflate view counts, and generally make Kimmo paranoid that everyone with a new UID was likely a bot - helping him ban most the newbies and the occasional regular user that just didn't want to keep a UID across multiple posts.

Robbie replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #693,995

@693,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> Dr. Whom, how come you haven't returned to Tinychan?

He isn't happy with the way TC is now and prefers to post here these days.

kook !!kYTRWTZZj joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,001

@previous (Robbie)
I think that the change of management has spooked him for some reason.

Robbie replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,002

@previous (kook !!kYTRWTZZj)
Because of the stuff he posted he was always ultra cautious when he posted, he made sure he was very cozy with moderators before committing to a board. The change in management has set him back a little, he doesn't like changes like this.

kook !!kYTRWTZZj replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,003

@previous (Robbie)
That's very strange to me. What could he be hiding?

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,064

@693,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Tinychan is gone. The new "Tinychan" is just a containment board for all the fucktards whom get rejected from this place.

Lite !vEVzOiLxtg replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,065

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)

> Tinychan is gone. The new "Tinychan" is just a containment board for all the fucktards whom get rejected from this place.

Whereas before it was a containment board for fucktards like you.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,074

@previous (Lite !vEVzOiLxtg)
Nice madpost.

Lite !vEVzOiLxtg replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,081

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
Exhibit A.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #694,083

@previous (Lite !vEVzOiLxtg)
Nice madpost. See @694,074 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
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