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Topic: Which would ISIS get more negative press for?

Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #53,033

Whom?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
throwing gays off tall buildings 1 9%
throwing gorillas off tall buildings 10 91%

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #693,045

Gays.

bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #693,046

I bet gorillas
U wouldn't have people saying 'if only they killed more gorillas'

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,048

@previous (bhutan)

Wrong!

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,049

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
everybody loves gorillas

bhutan double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,052

@693,048 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
also consider this Isis prolly kills plenty of gays already it's the norm for them and it doesn't generate press anymore unless it happens in the west but if they were to kill just one gorilla anywhere BAM media frenzy 'Isis vows to push all non human apes to extinction'

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,053

@693,049 (bhutan)
Do you remember the recent news story about the zoo keepers who shot the gorilla to save a toddler? People cared for less than a day. People have been giving a shit about the Orlando shootings for a dew days. Sad but true.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,054

@693,052 (bhutan)
ISIS have probably killed hundreds of gays so far. Do you live in Syria?

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,055

@693,053 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What? But that was just one gorilla and zookeepers killed it
it is the perfect news storm
Isis + massacre + endangered species
kill 100 gorillas and generate 100 days of buzz

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,059

@previous (bhutan)
What if Isis started breeding gorillas for the specific purpose of throwing them off tall buildings when they matured, and for every gorilla they killed, they created two more?

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,062

@previous (Metæ)
I'd find it very impressive if Isis started a successful captive breeding program
To generate buzz? And no net loss of Gorillas?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,065

@previous (bhutan)
ISIS will only kill gay gorillas.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,071

@693,062 (bhutan)
Yeah the program has no net loss of gorillas. It's just to fuck with Western liberals and rustle jimmies.

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Animals aren't gay. Thanks.

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,073

@previous (Metæ)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
animals are hella gay

also lol @killing gorillas to rustle jimmies

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #693,075

@693,071 (Metæ)
All animals are gay, especially dolphin fucks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #693,146

@693,071 (Metæ)
lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,163

Quality thread! This is the MC I remember so well.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,164

@693,073 (bhutan)
Animals don't have moral agency so they are not, in fact, aware of what they're doing. Thanks.

bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,182

@previous (Metæ)
What does sexual preference have to do with morality
Your argument is invalid

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,273

@693,163 (E)
I have to agree. I don't really "remember" things being like this before, but I like it a lot better than what we've had lately.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #693,287

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Blah blah So never remember things blah blah drink
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