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Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^][v]#692,966
I know most people will vote me. The feeling is mutual. I wish this was multi-optional.
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,967
Sophie, for the discussion that we could have.
Green, because he'd be interesting to talk old times with.
Matthew Miller, to sperg about Chinks and their ching chong variety of Autism. Also Communism.
Bert because I wouldn't hate him if he wasn't so weird in his typing style. I want to make him into an MRA or full fledged fedora-lord of the Bro circle jerk.
Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,969
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Negi, it says LEAST LIKE
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,971
@previous (Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs)
I was going to say for Matthew Miller "...so I could slam his head up his ass." but I changed my mind halfway through the post.
Sack of Shit joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,976
I chose Nexi, because the whole time, the conversation would be about him and his transition.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,978
Well I picked Denmark guy because I find him totally uninteresting
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,981
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,985
Kook seems fun to be around but she may get bored in confined spaces and strangle me so it's a toss up.
Sophie would ramble about Jews and internet drama I don't give a fuck about. Bad but tolerable.
Catherine would ask inane questions and probably talk about Minecraft. I could probably handle that.
Becky and I would actually probably get along well.
Nexi is emotionally immature and a walking argument about sex and gender. I'd rather not deal with that.
Syntax probably has a lot of cool stories and life history. Even if a lot of it is exaggerated, it would be interesting to listen to.
Green is either going to talk about Pokemon, Skyrim and minichan, or be a belligerent drunken mess and hit things and drink his own piss. I think in the interest if avoiding risk I will say he is the worst probably.
Denmark guy would make dumb fucking statements and pick fights by redefining words six times and argue with you when you try to nail him on it. Probably the second worst.
Matt is kind of a mixed bag. On the one hand he seems like he has a lot of life fuckups that would make for interesting stories. On the other hand, he might just say some variation on "girlturds" for the entire time and make me want to commit sudoku.
Im not a girl so I wouldn't feel threatened by Bert. My guess is he would probably just lay down in an alcohol induced coma and mumble about triptych or something. Annoying but workable.
In order from best to worst:
Becky
Syntax
Kook
Catherine
Green (sober and sane)
Matt
Nexi
Bert
Sophie
Denmark Guy
Green (drunk and unruly)
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D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,990
That makes no sense, when did I redefine anything?
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,992
We call it a lift. By the way, I have a bag of cool things on me. I always have a tablet and phone, charger, emergency charger, a GBA with classic games like Pacman, batteries, antacids, gum and depending on what day it is; drugs.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#692,993
@692,990 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
That sounds more like the behavior of dave, actually.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#692,994
I always make sure I have everything in my bag in the event I do get caught in a lift. I always take the stairs though because I don't want to be a fatty.
bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,002
Seriously nobody picked Becky??
All of the other choices would make me ill. I have a feeling all of those posters prolly smell bad
kook !!2HY00OZrM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,003
@previous (bhutan)
It's who you would least likely want to spend time in an elevator with
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,004
my choice was based on who i perceive to have the worst odor. you know who you are
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,005
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,006
u could get drunk green to do some daring shit, plus he always has a cell phone, we could call for help easy and be back to buttering bibles in no time
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,010
@693,003 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
Oh lol I'm not all the way awake yet
I voted wrong
I bet Sophie smells the worst so that would b my vote too
bhutan double-posted this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,011
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,015
@693,004 (squeegee)
Then you definitely didn't vote for nexi
Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,018
@previous (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
I wish people would stop being backhanded about voting for me.
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,021
@previous (Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs)
I would have voted for you to your face bc u a stinky bitch
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,022
@693,014 (A)
oh, trust me, they know who they are. i don't have to say it, but they'll probably try to defend themselves even though i'm not pointing fingers at anyone. lets see.
Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,023
@693,025 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) i can smell u from the USA
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,029
@693,023 (Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs)
you know, matt regularly huffed poots and ate poop and scooped chinese sewer oil out of the gutter to cook with. he should really be leading this poll by a mile.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#693,041
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#693,137
@693,042 (bhutan)
Then why don't you want to be stuck in an elevator with me?
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#693,181
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
what I think I'd prolly have the most fun with u in an elevator. If I were in an elevator with Becky I think we'd just ignore each other the whole time which is a different kind of preferable
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#693,183
I'd actually want to be in one with Matt. I could confront him about all his lies and he wouldn't be able to run away.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#693,185
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#693,579
Fuck i thought the question was who you would like to be trapped with in an elevator so I voted Green
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#735,596
@692,966 (Sophie Christ !MLHqI35Srs)
I just voted for Denmark guy. It was either him, Catherine, or Matt Miller in my opinion. I figured Catherine could be entertaining at times, and who knows what type of schtick the other guy will have. Perhaps it'll get old fast as usual though. Meh, my vote is still for Denmark guy. Sorry bud.