Topic: squeegee here
hospital squeegee started this discussion 10 years ago #52,979
still stuck in the hospital. doesn't look like i'm going home today. maybe tomorrow. trying to figure out how to bypass the hospital firewall or whatever so i can stream the last game of thrones. i wonder if that'll get me kicked out. anyway, all i have access to is a browser. pretty sure there's a server here streaming to smart tvs, there's no in room pc to mess with.
kook !!2HY00OZrM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #692,241
Whats wrong with you?
hospital squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #692,243
earlier a nurse asked what i was doing because i kept getting error messages that said "not allowed" and stuff and i said, "i don't know."
i think he bought it. i was being truthful afterall.
i think he bought it. i was being truthful afterall.
hospital squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,244
@692,241 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
i'm sick
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oh, we'll all die sophie. just some less wealthy than others.
i'm sick
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oh, we'll all die sophie. just some less wealthy than others.
hospital squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,246
so what i've got are basically like abscesses in my intestines that got infected. i was being treated by my PCP as an outpatient and taking oral antibiotics. i got better, then i got worse. was admitted to the er and they were worries about c.diff or something antibiotic related but it isn't that. blood work looks good, but shows a decreasing infection (lowering white blood cell count) with IV antibiotics. i got a catscan that showed inflammation in several intestenal loops. going to be scheduled for some checkups in a few weeks and i'm possibly going to be in for surgery sometime later this year to stop this from happening. it's been ongoing for a few years now, just gets really painful and i have to dose myself quickly with antibiotics to avoid hospitalization. this time it failed.
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,247
kook !!2HY00OZrM double-posted this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,248
hospital squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,250
@692,247 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
little pockets in my intestines where the lining is thin protrude and get a painful intestine. they think this time maybe there was a rupture and that made me crater. laproscopic surgery to remove the effected section.
little pockets in my intestines where the lining is thin protrude and get a painful intestine. they think this time maybe there was a rupture and that made me crater. laproscopic surgery to remove the effected section.
hospital squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,251
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,261
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #692,262
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #692,275
I hope you die so that you can finally achieve your dream of being taxidermied. Be the cat Squeegee. Be the cat.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #692,276
By the way I really hope you don't die and that you get better soon. The picture of your taxidermied cat always puts a smile on my face.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #692,278
sounds like he has Parvo..
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,288
nothing wrong with a laugh eyhospital squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,289
haven't eaten much in a week. supppsed to shut down digestion for 3 days while antibiotics cure me up, so i barely ate last week before i was hospitalized. but here, it's like water and jello if i'm lucky. ate jello today without barfing. they upgraded my diet to "all liquids" from "clear liquids" and i got to drink coffee and milk and have some tomato soup, which i also didn't barf up. they upgraded my diet again to bland and so for dinner i get cheerios, milk, swiss cheese, red grapes, celery, baby tomatoes, pita bread and some hummus.
it's like fucking a whore in heaven it's so delicious.
it's like fucking a whore in heaven it's so delicious.
hospital squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,290
@692,261 (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
i used a proxy and got to where i needed to go and the dl speeds are utter shit. it's actually barely functional internet. i've decided it's not even a server or anything fancy, just a smart tv with shit like youtube and reddit disabled. the proxy is fine for reddit, but the whole thing is just slow and laggy and the keyboard and mouse are glitchy as hell and i just got tired of fucking with it. my phone is better and faster but can't get past... wait a minute. i have an idea.
i used a proxy and got to where i needed to go and the dl speeds are utter shit. it's actually barely functional internet. i've decided it's not even a server or anything fancy, just a smart tv with shit like youtube and reddit disabled. the proxy is fine for reddit, but the whole thing is just slow and laggy and the keyboard and mouse are glitchy as hell and i just got tired of fucking with it. my phone is better and faster but can't get past... wait a minute. i have an idea.
hospital squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,291
lol. watching it now.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,292
waiting for your returnhospital squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,298
what a good show
hospital squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,301
alright. i'm bored now. i kept myself occupied with suffering and delauded, but i got off narcotics so i'd quit puking and could eat so now i'm just on tylenol and can't knock myself out for 4 hours. i flirted with the nurses but they're all men and weren't interested, so i doubt i'm getting a hospital handjob. what else is there to do here?
hospital squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,302
i guess i'll just slather my back with icy hot and read about what happened in orlando.
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,303
U can do it op
Also what is an icy hot??
Also what is an icy hot??
hospital squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,304
hospital squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,305
also, orlando, jesus fuck.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,306
adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,310
@692,305 (hospital squeegee)
It was just a self hating Muslim gay. Thanks.
@692,304 (hospital squeegee)
Unfamiliar
It was just a self hating Muslim gay. Thanks.
@692,304 (hospital squeegee)
Unfamiliar
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,312
adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,313
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,315
bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,320
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,324
OK Squeegee. Get the the fuck better. Seriously, I can barely type this.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #692,386
boo hoo hoo...poor ol squeegee is a bit ill..
how will life ever be the same..
how will life ever be the same..