Topic: Syntax, you are a very wordly and interesting man.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago#5,295
As you might know, many of the poster's here are virgins. Most can't even speak to any woman who is not a family member. Why not use your years of experience and guide these young man to their ultimate goal, penetrating a woman.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#93,478
@93,470 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Sit back, and watch the drama. Got your popcorn ready buddy?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#93,481
Syntax, we all know that you have made love to a wide variety of women over the years, usually in exotic places. Why not regal us with some stories that might encourage the young inexperienced men here, to have their own adventures?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#93,483
If it would make you more comfortable, we could each tell a personal bawdy story.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#93,486
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,610
@93,478 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Waiting with popcorn in hand mate!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,619
er er er er er .....Where do I start & Y would eye? Its not at all like I be any kind of expert. How I started, in light of the way this topic has started is more then somewhat embarassing....I mean I have over the years in forums told the story many a time. HERE? C the deal is, that in those forums for the most part there were few if any virgins. So maybe it would be more better to get past origins of how I started re personal sexual experience with that first girl in my life - age 12/13 and move past that for a bit and come back to that later...Is that ok with most of you?
Oh via edit I need to add...I also b 12/13 at that tyme ...would not want to excite the AnT renegades.
I mean I do have opinions and would be happy to share the hot to move out of Virgin in2 the real world of something other then ones own palm of ones hand or for that matter cause a few around are of the more Delightful gender their fingers or these days its too much plastic or worse ---ok so do I have Confuses or Confucius? or a mix of everyThing in between.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,656
@previous (Syntax)
just relax and say whatever feels right.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,664
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Maybe a question? Are you or not?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,666
@previous (Syntax)
Am I or not? Why don't you tell us about your first love?
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,683
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I said I would like to hold that one back a bit if you do not mind. It complicates things because it would apply to few here.
So 2nd would make more sense. So about age 13-14 I formed a friendship with one of the best looking girls in school. Just a friendship. She invited me to use her pool and it was just the two of us. NEVER made a move. Wanted to but every other guy was after her. I SHOULD have noticed I only got the private invites. Then I made a fatal mistrake ...in the street I found a nakkid photo of a model - top only. Classy B&W photo and saved that for a few years.
One day I take it to school and tell friends about taking Pool gals photo...Major lie - world spread and admins came into room to open desk and off I went to office. Her parents were outraged ....End of friendship!!! HowEver did it have to end? I gave up having not the slightest clue she MAY have forgiven me? Do not know to this day.
What I do know --first must say - My year books are online and have been studied by web foes lol...So when I say that girl ended up as most popular girl voted in school one or more years and queen of prom etc...anyway really sweet and truly lovely.
Sooooo moving forward 10 years to reunion. She is sitting at a table all on her own and I walk on by..Was married at time and wife was elsewhere.
She asks me to join her at her table. I sit down and she says..---Yikes first --my transgression was in middle school. So she says --You never once said hello to me in High School and I bet you thought I had a boyfriend!!!! Then she goes on to say that all the guys she hung out with were for events and none were bf's. Not one. Wants to know if that is WHY I never said one word to her nor made eye contact as I walked on by.
So before I could get one word in...She tells me how sad she was during that time with no contact from me. Stunned is all I could feel. So there it was. My first love outside of a special love for a gal (story for later re loosing virginity) and I blew IT.
So then I spoke up and asked her...What are you doing? She says..This night is the last night of her life for contact to the outside world.
She has become a NUN ..Some order in France I think and no outside contact including her direct family from then on. Special permission to do this one last contact with friends and family.
After she told me she was a Nun..and then asked me WHY? No contact...I decided to not remind her about the Nude photo of someone else I said was her in her pool dressing room. I just could not bring myself to say that. DoNOT remember what lame excuse I came up with.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,698
@previous (Syntax)
Interesting story, but you start off offtopic and then get offtopic from even that. That takes some talent
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,702
@previous (K)
In R/L I B known to B Tangential. So in my text what u expect lol
It has made me the go to guy for fixing the most broken of broken Satellites. I may start to focus on the problem handed to me and then drift off to areas NORMAL Engineers would NEVER venture into.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,710
@93,683 (Syntax)
Who needs a girlfriend when you can sit down at the PC and read the stuff you write?
Seriously, it's like taking drugs. I would probably sell my kidney for a book...
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,714
@previous (L)
Cannot b true..Few can read what eye rite. Most cannot.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,717
@previous (Syntax)
They just don't value the poetry of your posts, them philistines.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,719
@previous (L)
What? Say do you pride yeself as a troll?
Poetry my ass
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,720
OK ....ODD how many will whine about my Inglish yet a few dig down and quote from wayyyyyy deep in2 text they say they cannot follow.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,745
@previous (Syntax)
have you ever considered running/writing a wiki dedicated to exposing matt miller for who he really is? it'd be a good place to compile all the information you have about him.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,759
@previous (K)
No and y? I do keep coming up with odd stuff re...very odd stuff recently. Beyond odd. However my work was done when I compiled the CP files and forwarded them to FBI etc. According to the ISP feedback, all kinds of shit was/is monitored with warrants. I think that when one has the law looking in at DSL and prior cable and cell phone intercepts ....one is where I never honestly expected it to end up. Besides there is a local crew he is well aware of doing hand held cam shots around town. The crew split into two groups. One that is mad as hell about plagiarism and the other is working on sending out resumes and filing applications to all kinds of Universities. One never knows if some institution bites and hires him for his skills in plagiarism which few can deny are most excellent.
I no longer even get to see much of their work product for..... well one group got pissed at me because they expected me to care more then I do. I figure those who got hold of his most recent hard drive end up with more real Dox then I have cept for history of course.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,785
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,831
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Hard to say since it's been a while since I counted the last time, and because not all of them are in their dedicated folders.
Either way, I believe it will still be a long time until I reach the powerlevel of the likes of UJ or RedFox. Might be around a third of my total images, if you include Catpeople
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,832
Syntax, please tell us about your worst date ever.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,833
@93,831 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Hmm. How many total, then?
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,847
@93,832 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Tonight I R working on a future Verizon gizmo and results seem to fall in2 Bermudian spiral. Eyes glued to some jerks C++ code and at same tyme I am looking at a Sun Work station flying by with mass of Hex code that should decode to readable telemetry buuuuut the decoder is out of sync. In other words my haid hurts it really really does.
Worst date does not cum to mind ..foggy foggy so not sure I have had one. As very young Kiddlet my mom insisted on me dating a friends daughter -- Ended up pretending to take her out but we did a double date and switched partners. She would have been ok as date but what guy is going to give in to dating a girl mom sets him up with? She never tried that again.
SO OK this comes to mind/ Got talked into going with a gal friend to one of those meet 20 new people and you get 5 minutes to interview each one and then move on. Was a Cajun restaurant in Santa Monica - family from famous New Orleans restaurant. I ended up hanging out in kitchen with staff.
What drove me to that was the last gal who took my hand and said...You and I have a life time to talk some more so do not move on to the next!!
I said I play by the rules and moved directly into the kitchen. So huummmmmmmm cannot think of a bad date. Maybe after I get this work out of my hurting head n its NOT a headache.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,849
> What drove me to that was the last gal who took my hand and said...You and I have a life time to talk some more so do not move on to the next!!
What did she mean by that statement? Take your time and tell us your story when you are feeling energetic and in a not so hectic mood.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,851
> Hmm. How many total, then?
Curious person you are.
Just around 2000 I think.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,853
@93,849 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Can't read a thing he says.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,854
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I can most of the time.
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,894
@93,849 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Forget that one for now--Got a bad date story for you. choppy fast 95wpm text so c if u follow---Was at divorce year...with major work crisis ..friends call & catch voice as depressed ..say come stay the night...left in my Porsche top down...on freeway car pulls next to me with two ultra cute gals we smile at each other and car pulls out and passes and a girl holds up a flip sign and its X/R rated stuff. Last message was "suck what" I pulled off to friends place and told story. The car plates were easy to remember so I filed a report with DMV re side swipe to get a phone number and called. Told the gal who owned car about how THEY made my day..would they like to go out for dinner sum time- next week set a date for all 3
That week worked like crazy no sleep and no eating - forgot to eat. I get to a palatial home in Bev Hills at door it opens & i say, do you guys have any food? I was about to faint from lack of eating and work and of course the date pressure which was honestly no big deal.
They open cupboards and nada all empty cept 1/2 box animal crackers. I eat fast..Say can we go to eat..pre planned super Sushi joint. Get there and I R ready to order ,,,Starving ...Weak want to faint. One of the gals has a huge bag and she empties stuff onto table ...Adult toys...not real nasty stuff but gimmicks of X rated variety ...people all around rush to table to play with toys...lots of TV movie stars ...all I want is food food and all the people kept wait staff away from even getting within one mile of our table - one hour later after all the TOYS WERE SOLD SOLD . WE ordered
Girls worked for a porn producer in Bev Hills. No story line kind of product. Took them home and they said ...We doooooon't think you had a great time.
Do not remember my reply lol. Was sorta dazed by the evening. They did call next day to see if I was ok - kinda nice and sure lovely but I felt less then zero connection re they knew I needed food in the worst way and had to wait and wait.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,900
@previous (Syntax)
Interesting. Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,909
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No nor have I ever understood the need. One exception...No need because I think I do have the clue/tools to find what I need when I need it. That takes time to learn. So I can share here later.
The one exception re wishes.. Worked in Thailand for a while and was in a relationship with a super gal at the tyme..Guys raved about full body massages which as I understand it is - Girls with serious talent and training would use their nakkid bodies to spend 1.5 hours offering up full body pleasure. Now on trips I could er well only if GF's said ok lol ...but with the super high rate of AIDS over there...would not be prudent now
Nor can anyone tell me about condoms because no one knows as about failure then Thee personally!!!
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,912
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#93,916
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes er and no....Grew up in Long Beach Ca ..really Lakewood next too. Was common for us guys to go to Tia Juana during summer breaks and see sex shows.
No good memories of that because ....to scummy ...a few things never needed to see .. NOT just my opinion....all of us would swear to never go again. 3 months later we did lol. When you're 16 and between GF's and you sit down in a bar for a beer and the B girls come over and ask you to buy a drink as the feel you up ...that was ok - the shows just to raunchy.
Amsterdam however had/has much nicer but frankly somewhat boring from my limited experience. At least in clean clubs and a much nicer location.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#94,038
@93,851 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Oh fuck, that's a lot.
Do you actually use most of those?
Excellion !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#94,049
> > What drove me to that was the last gal who took my hand and said...You and I have a life time to talk some more so do not move on to the next!! > > What did she mean by that statement? Take your time and tell us your story when you are feeling energetic and in a not so hectic mood.
She picked me out as her Victim ...that is how I felt at the time. Attractive but what we might just type cast as "Cougar" which at that tyme was the very last thing I had on my mind...
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#94,056
@94,049 (Excellion !34Kas0OdzM)
Look at, fap to, use as a reaction pic, etc.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#94,577
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#94,580
@93,909 (Syntax)
If I was having with men, I would get a birth control implant, and use a condom with spermicidal lubricant. Also, some men cannot convince women to have sex with them. That might seem crazy to you, but it's true.
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Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#94,597
@94,577 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Did you really really really need to ask me that? @previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B) > Also, some men cannot convince women to have sex with them. That might seem crazy to you, but it's true.
I do not remember once trying to convince a gal to have sex with me. A number of years ago I decided to let the girl make the first serious move. I am sure glad I did that. Takes off the pressure and I end up knowing they want what they want lol
Rules I have rules/ Girl must be sober...broke that rule (not a rule at the time) when I was 19 and got a long time gal friend drunk to get her into bed. Did not know she would have jumped my bones sober. Regret that move and have never repeated and made the rule that they have to be 90% sober for the FIRST TIME only lol