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Topic: Serious question for any old timers that are still lurking around here...

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,850

Is Depressionman still lurking around, or what?

I know his shtick got a little overwhelming after a while, but I honestly enjoyed it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #690,373

He came back for about six hours a couple weeks ago. He made threads that were immediately identifiable as tired Matt schtick and he wss banned for a bit. No idea if he's come back since or if his ban is up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #690,374

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ha. This pleases me. As weird as the dude is, his persistence is admirable.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #690,379

@OP
Whom is "Depressionman"?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #690,380

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
As a doctor. I can confirm that he's a worthless roustabout, who has been neglecting his much needed Domestos therapy.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #690,383

@690,374 (A)
You could troll mc irc and ask. Don't no if anyone will tell you anything. depression man in the short time he was back, read a comment by me in a thread. I don't no wot I said other than? Well hell I don't have a clue wot upset him. Anyway he posted a new topic and said Syntax don't no a thing about my Depression, mans current circumstances And the fool challenged me to show proof.

I said in reply something to the effect of NO WAY JOSE - r04r made it perfectly clear in a topic, that she wanted the depression man trauma to stop - Or their wood be dire circumstances. I took her words to heart and refused to take the bait - I even had special permission to go ahead and do it anyway - I said no way and frankly r04r was totally right to want it stopped. 94/95 is when I first encountered depression man on net - Lot of years and every forum ended up all about him - 50 to 70.. of a page of posts and threads was all about him. Toyota corporation did the best job of ending that.

TC as well.

Oh AND AND - To prove to Him I in fact new wot eye new with 100% provable accuracy in a court of law, I replied with just enough information like Exact time-date including where he was and who he was with and where he went after the main event

Lots of chan people now have the details and if you know Wade or kook and their are now many others and you have W or K email - Shoot them mail and you might be in for a Shock.

I found out in irc that depression man read my reply's in the one thread and fucking blew up in rage and wanted help doing me much harm. LoL

Oooops have a lunch meeting to attend. Supposed to be Champagne n such

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #690,384

@690,374 (A)
He doesn't show up much, these days. A small appearence every now and then, but not much else.

Guess he's finally getting tired of this place.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #690,391

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Or he's just too steeped in his own shtick that he can't post without incurring a ban.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,392

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That never stopped him before.

Well, it did on Tinychan, but this place has been relatively light on him, barring the few occasions where his drama went too far and staff action was taken.

bhutam joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,396

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
not really we kind of seem to ban him on site for a posting about farts for some reason
Idk how yall suffer through all those autphag posts and can't take a fart joke

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,401

@previous (bhutam)
Well, maybe. But he's not banned on sight like at Tinychan. Here, there is a tolerance for Matt as long as he does not post absolute shite, which he can usually comply with for short periods.

I think the perceived Autphag discrepancy is because Matt's schtick is infinitely more worn out, so people are more tired of his nonsense. Although, IIRC, Autphag has still been shadowbanned at least once.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,402

@690,396 (bhutam)
you mean girlfarts(tm)?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,403

@690,396 (bhutam)
It's not "a fart joke". It's three schtick threads made within twenty minutes of making a UID. Augtphag is getting banned IRL so we are dealing with that problem and I don't think anyone ever actually read his posts so it was not as much of a hassle. Plus augtphag has been banned a couple times. The fact that all this is not known is because we do our job reasonably well and good moderating is supposed to be behind the scenes.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,406

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Whoaaaa... that sounds like a fun story. Care to explain/point me in the direction of the thread?
I've not been around in a longgggggggg time.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,408

@previous (I)
There's not much of a story. An anon just showed up and said that Autphag was "locked up". I'm not sure if that means he's in prison or an asylum. Either way, he's seemingly gone quiet on the Internet so apparently something happened.

The probable reason why is a little more interesting. He kept posting death threats towards his psychiatrist, and talked about threatening them with a knife. Though there wasn't a specific thread for that.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,409

@690,406 (I)
Which threads? Matt schtick threads get deleted on sight. The banning was ages ago. Might be able to find it, might not.

bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,411

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you guys are just really over sensitive to matt schtick
its not inflammatory its mildly funny and its a classic just make him kitotpt

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,413

@previous (bhutam)
No, they need to be firm. Matt will gladly flood the board with his poop schtick if he thinks he can get away with it.

bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,414

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I want him to get away with it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,415

@previous (bhutam)
And that's why you aren't given mod privileges.

bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,416

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
like I would even WANT those
like thats the only reason

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,420

@690,409 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fake Anon. I believe this is the last topic he posted which has not been deleted.
minichan.org/topic/52498

I am the real deal Matt. Mods can confirm. In several posts, you made mention of some "situation" I am in, and a "new life", and that it is in the "newspapers". I hereby challenge, nay defy, you to post what you mean. My life is perfectly normal and good. I dare you to post a single shred of proof that you know the first thing about my life.


Mod confirms its the real depression man
http://minichan.org/topic/52498#reply_685367

I so enjoyed this reply from Anon
> You should really let this go, Matt. Every time you two start fighting you seem to come out on the loosing end.

My reply is of course tl;dr
http://minichan.org/topic/52498#reply_685465

Bottom line - the reply was loaded with proof most of which only depression man could view and that put him in Mad Mean as fuck rage - For lulz ask MC attorney in residence.

kook who has viewed the evidence can be viewed here
http://minichan.org/topic/52498#reply_685548

Ah crap - Good I did this for you Fake Anon - I see I need to get back in touch with Meowth. Still can buy him lunch and beer but may have to leave the Cold Hard Cash because of complex schedule I have for tomorrow - Going to Greek fest then A true New Orleans Jazz Funeral march with Brass band in memoriam of Candye Kane same day multiple events and then back to Greek Church

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,432

@OP
@690,411 (bhutam)
Fatfuck was never funny.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,469

@690,383 (Syntax)
@690,420 (Syntax)
Try to restrict your illegible gibberish shitposting to your containment board. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,472

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
I recommend Domestos therapy.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

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