Topic: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,823

Mathew, Mathew feces eater,
Had to poo but couldn't hold 'er;
He pooped in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept it very well.

Mathew, Mathew feces eater,
Had a fake girlfriend and didn't love her;
Mathew learned to read and spell,
And then he wrote about her fake pregnancy very well.

bhutam joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #690,055

i miss Matt

kook !!2HY00OZrM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #690,062

I feel like you could have rhymed this better with Jack Sprat

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #690,064

peter peter punktking eater
ate his wife and housekeeper

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,065

Jack Sprat fuckin fat
Ate his wife and fuckin cat

Sheila LaBoof triple-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,066

Little old lady lived in a shoe
ate her fuckin kids

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,068

@690,065 (Sheila LaBoof)
Put Matt somewhere in there

kook !!2HY00OZrM double-posted this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,069

@690,066 (Sheila LaBoof)
I like this one

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,302

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
being fat

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #692,009

@690,062 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)

> I feel like you could have rhymed this better with Jack Sprat

Jack Scat?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #692,014

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, had a wife and woodn't eat her. Peters wife then ate, Peters Peter Pumpkin Eater's, Peter.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #692,041

@692,009 (E)
yes thats a good start

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #694,438

@previous (kook !!2HY00OZrM)

a good fart

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #694,445

penis penis penis;
penis pen fifteen,
dicks.bat
balls

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