Topic: protip: if you coat your penis in petroleum jelly
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,821
you dont have to wash it
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #690,002
Yes but then you have petroleum jelly all over your penis and all over you and your underwear. Is it really worth it?
bhutam joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,004
@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
but also they'd be dirty. they'd be dirty and covered in petroleum jelly
but also they'd be dirty. they'd be dirty and covered in petroleum jelly
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,007
Why would I have to wash it anyway?
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,008
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,011
My penis is coated in a thick crust of smegma that I have cultivated over many years.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,067
deserving of pubic humiliation
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,070
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,104
@690,011 (adam djensen)
i forgot to mention that i also cut off slices of callus and cement the crust with it
i forgot to mention that i also cut off slices of callus and cement the crust with it
kook !!2HY00OZrM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,115
bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,119
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,121
@previous (bhutam)
I've seen so many men who don't clean their foreskins, to the point where they can't even be rolled back anymore.
I've seen so many men who don't clean their foreskins, to the point where they can't even be rolled back anymore.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,124
adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,130
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's like saying you should cut off your fingers so you don't have to clean your nails. Also everyone should just follow my methology. Thanks.
That's like saying you should cut off your fingers so you don't have to clean your nails. Also everyone should just follow my methology. Thanks.
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #690,131
bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,143
@690,121 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
> I've seen so many men who don't clean their foreskins, to the point where they can't even be rolled back anymore.
what. kill me
> I've seen so many men who don't clean their foreskins, to the point where they can't even be rolled back anymore.
what. kill me
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,154
@previous (bhutam)
And if you try and force it back, it tears and bleeds. So many patients (and coworkers) act shocked that foreskin cleaning is even part of the washing up process. You'll be soaping someone down, and you wash the anus and that's cool, then the testicles and that's fine, but you try and clean under the foreskin and they act like you're attempting street magic.
And if you try and force it back, it tears and bleeds. So many patients (and coworkers) act shocked that foreskin cleaning is even part of the washing up process. You'll be soaping someone down, and you wash the anus and that's cool, then the testicles and that's fine, but you try and clean under the foreskin and they act like you're attempting street magic.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,155
@690,131 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
All the soap and water in the world can't clean your hands of the foreskins that have died on behalf of opinions, such as yours.
All the soap and water in the world can't clean your hands of the foreskins that have died on behalf of opinions, such as yours.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,159
bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,163
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,183
kook !!2HY00OZrM double-posted this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,184
kook !!2HY00OZrM triple-posted this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,185
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,186
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,187
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,188
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,191
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,192
@previous (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
You obviously are lying. Nobody with any sense would say that's hygienic, nobody except for evil people. Good day.
You obviously are lying. Nobody with any sense would say that's hygienic, nobody except for evil people. Good day.
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,199
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,246
@690,070 (A)
Very few american men will have a foreskin. More of a european thing. I do not so this doesn't apply.
@690,115 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
This. Wash your dicks you sick fucks. Makes no damn sense to me. Why is hygiene such a hard thing for some people.
Very few american men will have a foreskin. More of a european thing. I do not so this doesn't apply.
@690,115 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
This. Wash your dicks you sick fucks. Makes no damn sense to me. Why is hygiene such a hard thing for some people.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,247
@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
I just take estrogen in lieu of regular washing. It's nice smelling like purity.
I just take estrogen in lieu of regular washing. It's nice smelling like purity.
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,248
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,252
@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
Excuse me? I smell like a complete lack of sin with light floral notes. Please don't bring up portions of your own anatomy that offend you.
Excuse me? I smell like a complete lack of sin with light floral notes. Please don't bring up portions of your own anatomy that offend you.
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,256
@previous (J)
Estrogen doesn't make it so you don't have to shower. You know you'll get ingrown hairs if you don't wash your face before shaving, right?
Estrogen doesn't make it so you don't have to shower. You know you'll get ingrown hairs if you don't wash your face before shaving, right?
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,265
@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
As someone who is 1/128th Cherokee I don't have to deal with facial hair. Please don't lecture me about what estrogen can and cannot do.
As someone who is 1/128th Cherokee I don't have to deal with facial hair. Please don't lecture me about what estrogen can and cannot do.
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,276
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,289
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,293
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,294
@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
Now you're adopting kookisms when you make yourself look foolish?
Poor thing.
Now you're adopting kookisms when you make yourself look foolish?
Poor thing.
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,295
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,361
@690,246 (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
if they knew the vaseline trick they wouldnt have to cut the foreskin off
if they knew the vaseline trick they wouldnt have to cut the foreskin off
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,370
@previous (A)
The only problem is it takes one whole bottle of Vaseline to cover my dick because it is so big. This could get expensive
The only problem is it takes one whole bottle of Vaseline to cover my dick because it is so big. This could get expensive
bhutam replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #690,398
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,427
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,466
@690,398 (bhutam)
That's a poor choice of insult for someone who's chronically depressed and usually wishes they were dead.
That's a poor choice of insult for someone who's chronically depressed and usually wishes they were dead.
Maddy is !grate/DTHM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,468
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,480
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,485
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,497
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,507
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,511
bhutan double-posted this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,512
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,517
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,533
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,534
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,542
@previous (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
I literally just said I know its not ok and that I don't care at all there are just some lines I don't cross
But u can continue with yoir narrative by all means call me white a hundred times
I literally just said I know its not ok and that I don't care at all there are just some lines I don't cross
But u can continue with yoir narrative by all means call me white a hundred times
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,544
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,545
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,546
@690,511 (bhutan)
Bullying someone for their fake ethnicity is both OK and needed to prevent more obnoxious white people from claiming vague tribal ties re: Lizzie Warren
Bullying someone for their fake ethnicity is both OK and needed to prevent more obnoxious white people from claiming vague tribal ties re: Lizzie Warren
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,547
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,548
kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,549
@690,546 (J)
> Bullying someone for their fake ethnicity is both OK and needed to prevent more obnoxious white people from claiming vague tribal ties re: Lizzie Warren
In my area we had a native American group who protested our Hernando Desoto parade for covering the road in dead fish. It was led by a blond ass fake Indian. So hilarious.
> Bullying someone for their fake ethnicity is both OK and needed to prevent more obnoxious white people from claiming vague tribal ties re: Lizzie Warren
In my area we had a native American group who protested our Hernando Desoto parade for covering the road in dead fish. It was led by a blond ass fake Indian. So hilarious.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,550
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,552
@previous (L)
Could you please make use of a less tired retort than that? You're a grown man, not an autistic 15 year old steeped in chan culture.
Could you please make use of a less tired retort than that? You're a grown man, not an autistic 15 year old steeped in chan culture.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,554
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,560
@previous (L)
If you feel the need to add action in parentheses to emphasize how carefree your reply on MC is you are both a weirdo and a sad sack of shit.
If you feel the need to add action in parentheses to emphasize how carefree your reply on MC is you are both a weirdo and a sad sack of shit.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,563
Maddy is !grate/DTHM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,566
bhutan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #690,599
@690,546 (J)
I know a bunch of jokers like that and that's ok but I don't assume everyone wso tells me they are Choctaw online is lying maybe I'm naive!!! Fine!!!
I know a bunch of jokers like that and that's ok but I don't assume everyone wso tells me they are Choctaw online is lying maybe I'm naive!!! Fine!!!