God is obviously trolling this couple.
@previous (B)
If God exists, he/she is the ultimate troll.

If god isn't real how can our eyes be real
@689,422 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
God is only the fourth greatest troll I'm afraid.
God is a tranny.
@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
That's officially classified, but the top three are a bit of an open secret.