Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later[^][v]#688,359
Way #1 Drowning: Drowning in semen. Instead of swallowing you hiccup and inhale it. You cannot get it out of your throat so you die.
Way #2 Heart attack: You are fucking someone and they die on your cock. They had a massive heart attack since sex is intensive and died.
Way #3 Blunt force trauma: You jizz on the floor and someone slips, hits their head on the corner of a table and dies.
Way #4 Anaphylactic Shock: You have an unknown latex allergy, you fuck someone using a condom They/you die because you had a an undiagnosed latex allergy
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Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#688,360
Way #5 Exsanguination: You are fucking someone in the butt and you rip their colon so severely that it causes massive internal bleeding and they die
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#688,361
Way #6 Aspiration of vomit. You are throat fucking someone and they end up vomiting but because you are balls deep in their throat they inhale their own saliva and vomit and die. A twist on drowning
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#688,362
Way #7 Anaphylactic shock #2 semen allergy: You bust a nut and someone is allergic to your semen, they cant breathe and die
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#688,365
why doesn't nexi understand humor?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#688,370