Topic: you can't have your dick out in most places

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 10 years ago #52,697

and yet, in some places, they are OK with you having your dick out

I don't want to see some dude's dick

kook !!2HY00OZrM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #688,313

They should make some sort of device that straps to your wrist that will make a high pitched screeching sound if a dick is in your vicinity. Just in case.

Maddy !kCITGirlXc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,314

Avoid the latter, and you should have no problem.

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,318

@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
Good idea

kook !!2HY00OZrM double-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,319

Yeah Op, just stay away from any local penis parties or buffets and you should be fine.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,322

@688,313 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
That would be useless for men and women that weren't born with a vagina.

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,323

@previous (D)
I know. It was a joke

Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,327

@688,319 (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
Penis buffets?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,329

@OP

I do find that its nice when and let me be politically correct to please kookipie.

Nice when something pops out from under the hood.

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #688,333

@688,327 (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
yeah its like when you have a steam table of corn, and mashed potatoes, and chicken wings, but instead its naked sweaty men with their turgid dicks on display. You can pay a flat charge to get in and then buy drinks and or dicks separately, or you can get an unlimited drink/drink bracelet online beforehand or for a higher price at the door.

Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #688,349

@previous (kook !!2HY00OZrM)
So is it just a free for all with what you do with the dicks or is there like a sign hanging from their necks saying what they will and wont do or what they they are into/not into?
Do they accommodate lesbians with dildos?

What happens when the guys blow their load? Is he replaced with a fresh dick like at a buffet?

kook !!2HY00OZrM replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #688,351

@previous (Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo)
You dont ever see their necks. Faces are completely obscured and anything is allowed as long as it doesnt damage the member. No condoms are used, and they have staff for clean up and security. After someone ejaculates, they stay at the table if they are able to get hard again. If not, they are replaced by a new penis.
dildoes are provided for use by patrons on other patrons, but women are only allowed there as members of staff. Especially in the hospitality sector.

Minichan