Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#52,651
Do you want a bonsai tree, but none of the responsibility of caring for one? Then come and buy a TreeQuarium™ (patent pending) and enjoy all of the tree with none of the work
It works by taking a dead bonsai tree and arranging it on a lovely little hill of dirt, and you scatter a few stones on it. Then you get some green moss and grow it on the dirt so it looks like grass, and you make sure it goes over the branches too
Then there are some sexy led lights giving fantastic illumination to the TreeQuarium™ (patent pending) at all times as well as providing your plant life with fake sunlight to gorge itself on
Coming soon for the low low price of $200 (Plus P&P and separate fee)!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#688,040
@previous (A)
He still has that Icelandic mentality, where an entire village would have to gather around a single lightbulb just to distribute the day's catch.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#688,050