Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 10 years ago#52,643
He is so much better than Clarkson. I like how much he is not an insufferable cunt. I love how not annoying he is. Whenever I see this lovable scamp, I feel like I want to pet him on the head. The new Top Gear is so much better than the old one, Clarkson is nowhere near as funny as Evans. Oh, and Joey from friends? Fucking genius! He had a roaring success with his spinoff sitcom!
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later[^][v]#687,679
No. No no no no no. Top Gear is crap now. None of the delivery, none of the magic that made Top Gear what it was. It is like Top Gear US now, just a crappy knockoff of a knockoff. Disappointing.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,689
Watched both episodes and meh... there were ok moments, everything else is just, meh.
Evans is shit, annoying and irritating. Just screaming like a little girl, mostly for no reason.
LeBlanc is OK, the "I don't give a fuck" attitude suits him.
Schmitz? Jordan?? Totally useless... like, why are they even there?
Reid is cancer. He isn't a car guy, he just sees them as bling. His wannabe gangsta attitude totally doesn't fit the show, he should GTFO.
Harris looks uncomfortable. As much as I like his YT show, he doesn't fit in here yet, he just can't relax and look natural.
Give the show to Harris and LeBlanc, unleash them and let them do whatever they want.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,692
@687,679 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
No way! Top Gear is so much better now. Chris Evans is one of the funniest and most loved men in England. People will forget about Clarkson now that Evans is in charge.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,693
@687,689 (DasSheeple)
You're literally the only person I've known to say that Chris Evans is irritating. Everyone I speak to can't get enough of him.
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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,694
@687,679 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
I am pretty sure he's being sarcastic. Probably. It's hard to tell with Green, nowadays.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,700
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not at all! Chris Evans is one of the greatest men to have ever lived, nay, he is not a man but a god. I will devote a shrine to this Adonis of a man, people far and wide will worship him. Chris Evans is the third coming of our saviour? Why third you ask? Because his epicness will eclipse any possible second coming that may be. In Darwin's book, The Origin of Species, there will be an addendum saying that evolution has reached its pinnacle and that pinnacle of evolution is Chris Evans. In fact, BCE may as well stand for Before Chris Evans.
DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,704
@687,693 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
If they replaced him with a 13 year old girl that liked cars she'd do the same he does in the show.
Jump, scream and wave with her arms like the little bitch she is.
I cringed so much at what TopGear became... shame.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,736
@previous (DasSheeple)
I don't know why the BBC chose him.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,770
@687,704 (DasSheeple)
Just shows how complex and unfair the dynamics of our society is. A guy punches another guy and we all have to pay for it.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,776
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Clarkson did lots of things before that to upset the BBC. Punching that guy was the last of quite a few straws.
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#687,836