Topic: Whenever Syntax makes a long post, being from 4chan, I always expect this...
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#52,488
Now look at me. Here you have a handle to poke at. However I will not get .0000000001% more respect than the Anons. I think my days/night work is almost done and just waiting for a computer simulation to verify I am close enough with a solution. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days chilling' out, maxing', relaxing' all cool and all shooting' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel air' i begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. i put my walkman on and said, 'i might as well kick it'. first class, yo this is bad drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. is this what the people of bel-air living like? hmmmmm this might be alright. but wait i hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? i don't think so i'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel-air well, the plane landed and when i came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out i ain't trying to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought 'nah, forget it' - 'yo, home to bel air' i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie 'yo home smell ya later' i looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#685,298
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#685,299
> the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
Al-Quaeda was created by the CIA. One branch of the government not knowing what the other one does.
ISIS was made by the USA and Israel and at least Obama and Netanyahu provide support to their ally instead of fighting it, although Obama bombs empty spots in the desert to pretend to fight ISIS.