Topic: DUDE'S ONLY THREAD: attempt 2
more positive squeegee started this discussion 10 years ago #52,459
women came in and shit up the last thread with talk about cleaning their vaginas out or some shit. tbh i stopped reading when i saw it was women. why do they think their opinions matter? they're not men.anyway, we need a new safe space free from women nagging us about body odor and wanting us to listen to them go on, and on, endlessly with their clucking.
I decree it by man's law that women ought learn their place. all of them. especially all of them.
and this thread is not it. this thread is about us dudes and our dude stuff
like hammering nails into wood to make a small table that would've just been cheaper from ikea
FOR YOU LADIES: should any of you accidentally click on this link - you have, like, the rest of the board to talk about your genitals as much as you want, you can even have the old dude's thread to talk about makeup and hair removal creams, that's fine. but stay out of our new men's thread where we mostly aren't going to even talk to each other and instead just enjoy not listening to women constantly yammering
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #684,820
For a virgin, you disappoint the body of minichan.
button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,822
I never know when I'm done shitting anymore
more positive squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,823
button replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,828
Like I can't even tell if I need to shit right now
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,926
That one bitch came in and said:
> Women hate the way you smell btw.
Like fuck off... invading our safe space, as if someone asked her something.
Hope we can keep this one without them.
> Women hate the way you smell btw.
Like fuck off... invading our safe space, as if someone asked her something.
Hope we can keep this one without them.
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,931
more positive squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,936
@previous (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
don't question me, woman. if you're not going to get pregnant at least get me a sandwich.
don't question me, woman. if you're not going to get pregnant at least get me a sandwich.
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,937
DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,938
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,939
So...have you guys barbecued anything lately?
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more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,940
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i had bbq cerel for breakfast. it was... disgusting. but i ate it, cause i'm a man.
i had bbq cerel for breakfast. it was... disgusting. but i ate it, cause i'm a man.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,977
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,978
@684,939 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I barbecued an entire cow, after filling it with jalapenos and cheese. Then I ate it all in one sitting, because man things. I've been chronically constipated ever since.
I barbecued an entire cow, after filling it with jalapenos and cheese. Then I ate it all in one sitting, because man things. I've been chronically constipated ever since.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,012
Need to pick up some polyfilla later.
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,029
Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,057
Does this include or exclude those that are pretend female?
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,136
@previous (Meowth)oh that sounds like a women's issue to me. let them figure it out. trust me, they'll let US know if they're women or not. all we need to worry about is how much kerosene is too much kerosene to keep in a bucket in the garage.
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Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,152
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #685,163
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Now that's manly. Makes me want to walk around with my chest hair on display, and fart in public places.
Now that's manly. Makes me want to walk around with my chest hair on display, and fart in public places.
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,791
ah, 24 hours of peace and quiet and not a single mention of new undergarments. keep it up men. and keep your heads down, i think the women are having a civil war of some kind. thankfully i have a small workshed to putter around in not fixing things.
more positive squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,793
and don't forget to fertilize your lawns before the rain is gone for the summer.Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,820
I hit a moose with my deisel truck and ate it on the way home
R.L. Stine replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,821
Hello, I'm R.L. Stine.
R.L. Stine double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,822
You probably know me best as the author of the "Goosebumps" books.
R.L. Stine triple-posted this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,824
Reader beware, you're in for a scare.Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,825
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #685,831
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I managed to scare some women, children, and small animals. All in all, it went great.
I managed to scare some women, children, and small animals. All in all, it went great.
R.L. Stine double-posted this 10 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #686,317
Wasn't that scary? Did you enjoy the story? I know I did, and I hope you did too. Have a scary day, everyone.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #686,320
more positive squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,305
this last week has been rough, men. you're being very stoic, i like that. but i think it's time to take action. c'mon, let's go play some Overwatch until this has blown over. we can get in discord and not talk to each other, it'll be great.
? aka cis scum squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,310
@previous (more positive squeegee)
I'm going to buy it (if it will run properly on my 12' MacBook or one of my older desktops) because of you. <3
I'm going to buy it (if it will run properly on my 12' MacBook or one of my older desktops) because of you. <3
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,410
If you dumb noobs are still playing overwatch next weekend I will join at some point.
more positive squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,431
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
or you could stop being a cynical jew and play Game of the Year with us this weekend.
there's only a few weeks left before they launch Ranked Competitive modes, so if you're too far behind on the Meta i'm going to BM you a lot in game until you catch up. you could easily avoid a full week of this
or you could stop being a cynical jew and play Game of the Year with us this weekend.
there's only a few weeks left before they launch Ranked Competitive modes, so if you're too far behind on the Meta i'm going to BM you a lot in game until you catch up. you could easily avoid a full week of this
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,433
@previous (more positive squeegee)
I'm not gonna be near a PC that can handle this game this weekend. Please clam down thanks.
I'm not gonna be near a PC that can handle this game this weekend. Please clam down thanks.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #688,434
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not very manly of you. A real man would immediately procure (or relocate to) the necessary hardware, and get down to some good ol' manly gaming.
That's not very manly of you. A real man would immediately procure (or relocate to) the necessary hardware, and get down to some good ol' manly gaming.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,692
so how's everyone's beard coming along?bhuatan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,709
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,711
@693,692 (squeegee)
Just shaved. I look like a gross neck beard when I don't, and my beard hairs are all slightly different shades of brown so it looks like shit. Clean shaven all the way.
Just shaved. I look like a gross neck beard when I don't, and my beard hairs are all slightly different shades of brown so it looks like shit. Clean shaven all the way.
bhuatan replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,713
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,714
@previous (bhuatan)
I wish. One time I didn't shave for like 10 weeks and all I got was a gross full neck beard. My hair doesn't grow out, it just grows around.
I wish. One time I didn't shave for like 10 weeks and all I got was a gross full neck beard. My hair doesn't grow out, it just grows around.
henn joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,785
I need to have sex with a woman. It's been about a week.
Can any men here relate?
Can any men here relate?
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Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,804
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #693,805
Do any other men grow a 5 o'clock shadow 5 minutes after they've shaved? My face is smooth for 5 minutes then I have stubble again. It grows fast.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,188
sorry to interrupt the silent brooding, men, but i have a report on the women situation. i poked my nose around the Bumps page and it would seem the women are calling for some kind of referendum votes over posting privileges but i kinda just skimmed the threads so i don't really know. i think they may be blackballing each other. or themselves. it's hard to figure out. i'm going to quit trying, and then go have a sandwich. i make pretty good sandwiches since that's not something men can ask for anymore and we have to do it ourselves.if i can figure out how to make a sandwich, then hopefully women can figure out how to get along with one another.
unless they already have figured out how to get along with each other and this is just how they do it... that would be scary.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,189
@previous (squeegee)
Men socialize by being jokingly mean to each other, but they don't really mean it and it's all in jest. Women socialize by being nice to each other, but they really don't mean it and it's just an underhanded tactic to achieve social status because they enjoy betraying each other for gain.
Men socialize by being jokingly mean to each other, but they don't really mean it and it's all in jest. Women socialize by being nice to each other, but they really don't mean it and it's just an underhanded tactic to achieve social status because they enjoy betraying each other for gain.
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,342
I unfortunately have to make my own sammiches for now. They are.. basic. Anyway, @previous (R) is totally right. That's why we can shit talk but not take offense to it.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,766
Men, i have an update. i'm buddies with this gay dude who's friends with women and he says the war between women is over, and that the women have won. good for them. hostilities have ended and the board is once again at peace and we can come out of our bunker. i'm not sure what actually happened, i only know that i don't care. it will be nice to get out of here, though. don't get me wrong, you guys are great, but it stinks terribly in here.bhutan djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,873
i shaved
Also, I found a new hair on my shoulder
Also, I found a new hair on my shoulder
Maddy is !grate/DTHM replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,903
Thread bomb. Suck it Squeegee.
JK, I think you're alright. Thread bomb, tho.
JK, I think you're alright. Thread bomb, tho.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #696,907
I, Killer Lettuce, shall restore the manliness to this thread.Maddy is !grate/DTHM replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,095
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,098
Maddy is !grate/DTHM replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,101
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,103
@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)Being the favourite character of I, Killer Lettuce.
At least since Roman died.
R.I.P.
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adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,107
im gary lol
Maddy is !grate/DTHM replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #697,117
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #734,615
More like rude's only thread?
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Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #734,623
Emil !r1rpNPeqN6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #734,624
Im Emil and im a man.