Topic: When you plug in the deep fryer to make fried chicken and suddenly you remember you had a nightmare
Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #52,427
Last night about your deep fryer catching on fire and burning down the house.
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Nexi !FMXTRANsAM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #684,224
Premonitions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #684,225
maybe the house is dream symbolism for your body?? and the deep fryer is the deep fryer? Think about it
Maddy !kCITGirlXc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,228
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,234
@684,224 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
My dreams about being rich and well-liked haven't come true though.
@684,225 (button)
I have an actual addiction to fried food, especially fried chicken and chicken fried steak. What sucks is I also own a deep fryer and know how to use. It would be like if an alcoholic owned their own private distillery.
@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
I actually cannot eat KFC and Church's anymore because their chicken is shit.
My dreams about being rich and well-liked haven't come true though.
@684,225 (button)
I have an actual addiction to fried food, especially fried chicken and chicken fried steak. What sucks is I also own a deep fryer and know how to use. It would be like if an alcoholic owned their own private distillery.
@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
I actually cannot eat KFC and Church's anymore because their chicken is shit.
Maddy !kCITGirlXc replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,236
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,240
@684,234 (Metæ)
> My dreams about being rich and well-liked haven't come true though.
If only your dad was super rich and died and left you 25% of his fortune. And if only your dad loaned you One million bucks and zero interest.
Be grateful you can be a better person than that person. Rich is only a state of mind.
> My dreams about being rich and well-liked haven't come true though.
If only your dad was super rich and died and left you 25% of his fortune. And if only your dad loaned you One million bucks and zero interest.
Be grateful you can be a better person than that person. Rich is only a state of mind.
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,249
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,257
@previous (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
Money is sure one hell of a useful tool, that can pave the way to pleasure.
Money is sure one hell of a useful tool, that can pave the way to pleasure.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,259
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Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,267
@684,261 (G)
Anonymous coward.
@684,259 (F)
Why is that any business of yours? Why would I disclose that here. All money will lead you to is pain. People will beg and plead for you to give them something. You will lose your family having money unless they have as much as you. Your friends? They will expect because they are your friends that you will give them money because they know you and will stop associating with you because they don't have it and want it. You want to be constantly asked for loans? Eventually you have to leave them be and go find new friends and those friends will be even more greedy than the old ones, but will be far more clever in trying to get money out of you. Women? They will only like you as long as you keep letting them in your wallet, none of them will ever actually love you. You can't buy love. You can buy sex, that is easy. But you can't buy love. Possessions? They will get old fast. You will be a lonely person sitting in your house all say with a bunch of possessions like syntax posting on an anonymous board because you actually have no real friends.
Anonymous coward.
@684,259 (F)
Why is that any business of yours? Why would I disclose that here. All money will lead you to is pain. People will beg and plead for you to give them something. You will lose your family having money unless they have as much as you. Your friends? They will expect because they are your friends that you will give them money because they know you and will stop associating with you because they don't have it and want it. You want to be constantly asked for loans? Eventually you have to leave them be and go find new friends and those friends will be even more greedy than the old ones, but will be far more clever in trying to get money out of you. Women? They will only like you as long as you keep letting them in your wallet, none of them will ever actually love you. You can't buy love. You can buy sex, that is easy. But you can't buy love. Possessions? They will get old fast. You will be a lonely person sitting in your house all say with a bunch of possessions like syntax posting on an anonymous board because you actually have no real friends.
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,314
@684,249 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
I know but it would erase worrying about bills, which would increase happiness.
@684,240 (E)
The connections and a good name are probably worth 100 times as much as the loan. A name that opens doors and gets investment bankers and loan officers to take you seriously.
I know but it would erase worrying about bills, which would increase happiness.
@684,240 (E)
The connections and a good name are probably worth 100 times as much as the loan. A name that opens doors and gets investment bankers and loan officers to take you seriously.
lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,345
I don't even let my sims own deep fryers in their house
Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,390
@684,314 (Metæ)
Having a little extra money is nice, don't get me wrong. Having a lot will only bring you more misery because you will be free to explore your depression with it.
Having a little extra money is nice, don't get me wrong. Having a lot will only bring you more misery because you will be free to explore your depression with it.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,427
@684,314 (Metæ)
Agree connections totally important. Also about banks and loan officers. They have a spread sheet in front of them. They have a range of interest percentages they can offer (limited to their bank title) If they feel good/great about You in person they have wiggle room to cut you a more better rate on the loan - And if you impress them enough in person they can even bring over their supervisor who has even more wiggle room -
Nor does this HAVE to be limited to Business situations - Never will forget the time just after I had asked for my divorce - Couple of months later while setting up the how2's on how I was going to survive the onslaught of weekly court battles against Gloria Allred. So I decide to sever all my old accounts and go to bank in a depressed mood
Just fucking pure luck the Manager who I have never even met before (New branch) she comes over and says Can I help you- Me? I need a new account - She says but you appear to be one of our customers - I tell her about need to sever accounts re divorce - SHE Shocks me by saying - Hey as a woman I have been there and I can help you. Damn and she sure did - Better credit card at cheep interest rate - Quick loan really cheep - She even showed me her spread sheet limits and made a phone call to get me the better rate from her supervisor at headquarters
Takes money to make money and it sure takes connections - Later I decided to open a large business account with that manager for the company I became an executive with - Made her day, and all because she sure made my day/month/years/
Agree connections totally important. Also about banks and loan officers. They have a spread sheet in front of them. They have a range of interest percentages they can offer (limited to their bank title) If they feel good/great about You in person they have wiggle room to cut you a more better rate on the loan - And if you impress them enough in person they can even bring over their supervisor who has even more wiggle room -
Nor does this HAVE to be limited to Business situations - Never will forget the time just after I had asked for my divorce - Couple of months later while setting up the how2's on how I was going to survive the onslaught of weekly court battles against Gloria Allred. So I decide to sever all my old accounts and go to bank in a depressed mood
Just fucking pure luck the Manager who I have never even met before (New branch) she comes over and says Can I help you- Me? I need a new account - She says but you appear to be one of our customers - I tell her about need to sever accounts re divorce - SHE Shocks me by saying - Hey as a woman I have been there and I can help you. Damn and she sure did - Better credit card at cheep interest rate - Quick loan really cheep - She even showed me her spread sheet limits and made a phone call to get me the better rate from her supervisor at headquarters
Takes money to make money and it sure takes connections - Later I decided to open a large business account with that manager for the company I became an executive with - Made her day, and all because she sure made my day/month/years/
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,430
Lol, >using a deep fat fryer
Enjoy accidentally dipping your penis and making deep fried sausage
Enjoy accidentally dipping your penis and making deep fried sausage
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,431
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 double-posted this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,432
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,433
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,435
Maddy !kCITGirlXc replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,436
@684,433 (I)
Panda bears see who can pee farthest up a tree for dominance. It's one specific tree, and every male panda in the area pees on it.
Panda bears see who can pee farthest up a tree for dominance. It's one specific tree, and every male panda in the area pees on it.
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,457
@previous (Maddy !kCITGirlXc)
I remember doing something similar as a child, it was how high we could spit up a wall
What other animal facts do you know?
I remember doing something similar as a child, it was how high we could spit up a wall
What other animal facts do you know?
Maddy !kCITGirlXc replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,466
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,468
Maddy !kCITGirlXc replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,475
@previous (I)
Smaller male cuttlefish will impersonate females to steal mates from larger males.
Tiger Shark embryos will eat all their siblings, before even leaving the womb. Afterwards, they eat their mother's eggs, until they are born.
Hippos are responsible for more human fatalities than any other large animal.
There is a S.American species of newt, who's venom kills its predators after being eaten. At which point, the newt will simply walk out of the mouth of its predator.
Smaller male cuttlefish will impersonate females to steal mates from larger males.
Tiger Shark embryos will eat all their siblings, before even leaving the womb. Afterwards, they eat their mother's eggs, until they are born.
Hippos are responsible for more human fatalities than any other large animal.
There is a S.American species of newt, who's venom kills its predators after being eaten. At which point, the newt will simply walk out of the mouth of its predator.
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Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,592
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,610
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #684,793
@684,430 (I)
How would this work? The fryer is on the countertop which is higher than my penis. I'd have to like, climb up onto the counter and it would be really awkward.
@684,390 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
Yeah, I'm not talking about like Powerball millions dumped in my lap suddenly. I just want enough money not to worry about anything.
@684,427 (Syntax)
That was nice of you to pay her back for the favor!
How would this work? The fryer is on the countertop which is higher than my penis. I'd have to like, climb up onto the counter and it would be really awkward.
@684,390 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
Yeah, I'm not talking about like Powerball millions dumped in my lap suddenly. I just want enough money not to worry about anything.
@684,427 (Syntax)
That was nice of you to pay her back for the favor!
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #684,889
@previous (Metæ)
It's a proven fact that penis burns are the number one injury associated with deep fat fryers, none of those people thought that it was plausible for them to fry their penis either. I only eat a raw vegan diet so I can avoid this kind of shit; I'm not a fool.
It's a proven fact that penis burns are the number one injury associated with deep fat fryers, none of those people thought that it was plausible for them to fry their penis either. I only eat a raw vegan diet so I can avoid this kind of shit; I'm not a fool.
Anonymous I double-posted this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #684,890
@684,610 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)No I only like nice animal facts. Did you know that the Red Panda sleeps in trees with its tail curled around itself?
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #684,960
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #684,964
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)> Red Panda sleeps in trees
They have to. They are surrounded by Red Commies out to get them.
Factual