Topic: For what reason would a grown man (in this case Fuckalms) still be a virgin?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,421
So with Fuckalms' own revelation that he's still a virgin, what is the likely reason for someone of his age to still have his cherry swinging around between his balls? Vote on it please.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| He spends his life writing ragaing walls of text about why he was demodded from a chan | 1 | 20% | |
| He has a socially unacceptable sexuality, for example pedophilia. | 3 | 60% | |
| Women find him creepy because he spends his life writing code and playing Mincecraft | - | 0% | |
| He's just a plain old-fashioned ugly cunt, pure and simple | 1 | 20% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #684,148
OP
If you knew where Else to look, a place FuckAlms posts at. She makes it perfectly clear she is not a male.
Nor is she some mutated form of male pretending to be female.
If you knew where Else to look, a place FuckAlms posts at. She makes it perfectly clear she is not a male.
Nor is she some mutated form of male pretending to be female.
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,149
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #684,150
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Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,198
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,202
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
He had his hands slapped by a mod. He is tired of his mother punishing him, so he takes it out on FuckAlms.
He had his hands slapped by a mod. He is tired of his mother punishing him, so he takes it out on FuckAlms.
lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,205
Either obesity or femaleness
Anti !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #684,206
@684,202 (G)
Thanks for clearing that up, G.
Perhaps we should recommend OP see a therapist? It might lead to more constructive outlets than him lashing out anonymously online.
Thanks for clearing that up, G.
Perhaps we should recommend OP see a therapist? It might lead to more constructive outlets than him lashing out anonymously online.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,233
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,235
What if he's religious and took a vow of celibacy?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,246
@previous (Metæ)
You may be correct. FuckAlms may still be a virgin. However FuckAlms is a woman - I just posted this in another thread.
I totally trust that person - Have know them for lots of years and there has never once been a question of honesty. I was just made aware of this a couple of days ago.
You may be correct. FuckAlms may still be a virgin. However FuckAlms is a woman - I just posted this in another thread.
I am one of the few people here who know someone who has seen FuckAlms in real life - Not just a web cam. Their description of her is everything anyone would want in a woman.
I totally trust that person - Have know them for lots of years and there has never once been a question of honesty. I was just made aware of this a couple of days ago.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,485
@684,148 (B)
> OP
>
> If you knew where Else to look, a place FuckAlms posts at. She makes it perfectly clear she is not a male.
> Nor is she some mutated form of male pretending to be female.
Of the 7.4 billion souls currently crawling over this rock of ours, not one of them - not a single solitary soul among them - is a female with a thorough knowledge of Rush's discography. Such a being does not exist. Ok? Geddy Lee's own daughter doesn't even know who the fuck he is, that's how oblivious females are to Rush.
No, I'm sorry, I know you get a thrill out of imagining otherwise, but Fuckalms is the very archetype of the geeky socially-awkward virginal male. Minecraft, internet board moderator, angrily racist, 70s prog rock bands, self-admitted mother issues, complete obliviousness to any kind of literary references, the whole 9 yards.
> OP
>
> If you knew where Else to look, a place FuckAlms posts at. She makes it perfectly clear she is not a male.
> Nor is she some mutated form of male pretending to be female.
Of the 7.4 billion souls currently crawling over this rock of ours, not one of them - not a single solitary soul among them - is a female with a thorough knowledge of Rush's discography. Such a being does not exist. Ok? Geddy Lee's own daughter doesn't even know who the fuck he is, that's how oblivious females are to Rush.
No, I'm sorry, I know you get a thrill out of imagining otherwise, but Fuckalms is the very archetype of the geeky socially-awkward virginal male. Minecraft, internet board moderator, angrily racist, 70s prog rock bands, self-admitted mother issues, complete obliviousness to any kind of literary references, the whole 9 yards.
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,488
@previous (A)
You call FuckAlms a male and show concern with what's between legs. Therefor you come out as a faggot.
Anal sex is your only option, that is a shitty option.
You call FuckAlms a male and show concern with what's between legs. Therefor you come out as a faggot.
Anal sex is your only option, that is a shitty option.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,492
Maddy !kCITGirlXc replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #684,494
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,417
Did this ever receive an answer? Apparently Fuckalms is 27, almost 28. That ain't a normal age for a guy to still be a virgin.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,423
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,424
Doesn't wanna get laid and that's fine
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,426
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,442
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,446
@705,424 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Or just taking a more conservative approach and waiting to meet the girl of her dreams, either way it's all good.
Or just taking a more conservative approach and waiting to meet the girl of her dreams, either way it's all good.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,448
OP sure is mad
Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,456
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,484
Oh wow FA, we are the same assumed age.
Glad you haven't been whoring around like the rest of our generation.
Glad you haven't been whoring around like the rest of our generation.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,613
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,616
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He can't comprehend why someone would not be fucking bitches all day every day like me
He can't comprehend why someone would not be fucking bitches all day every day like me
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,633
@705,613 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Why are you obsessed with someone else's sex life?
I am often guilty in Chans of such as you well no. FuckAlms as a She based on research on Breast Cancer (Nuns used as research models) They end up with more Breast Cancer as a result of Virgin life style. Nor does self relief solve this. So in fact if one is interested in helping mutual Chan users one should be concerned.
Males have similar problems IF they end up Virgins for far to long in life. Its more complex re Heart Cancer and a life long proper working Prostate. As a victim of and I do mean Victim of need for medical professionals to get my Gland back in full working condition after an infection multi-decades ago - (infection post marriage) Weird cause I was having just as much normal sex as prior2marriage)
Anyway keeping ones body working Normally does take work long term.
Virgin is not exactly a healthy way to live any post teen life years.
Just Saying
> Why are you obsessed with someone else's sex life?
I am often guilty in Chans of such as you well no. FuckAlms as a She based on research on Breast Cancer (Nuns used as research models) They end up with more Breast Cancer as a result of Virgin life style. Nor does self relief solve this. So in fact if one is interested in helping mutual Chan users one should be concerned.
Males have similar problems IF they end up Virgins for far to long in life. Its more complex re Heart Cancer and a life long proper working Prostate. As a victim of and I do mean Victim of need for medical professionals to get my Gland back in full working condition after an infection multi-decades ago - (infection post marriage) Weird cause I was having just as much normal sex as prior2marriage)
Anyway keeping ones body working Normally does take work long term.
Virgin is not exactly a healthy way to live any post teen life years.
Just Saying
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,640
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,645
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> There are many possible causes of breast cancer.
Yes of course and MANY inaccurate web sources on this subject including a most famous one
http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/causes-of-breast-cancer?gclid=CPOxqcbGls4CFUdlfgodVcgI7Q
What we do know is that breast cancer is always caused by damage to a cell's DNA.
Of course much can lead to that bottom line - For example lets go back to a life style that is sans regular normal sex (Self Relief excluded)
Why do nuns have a high rate of breast cancer?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3594857/
> There are many possible causes of breast cancer.
Yes of course and MANY inaccurate web sources on this subject including a most famous one
http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/causes-of-breast-cancer?gclid=CPOxqcbGls4CFUdlfgodVcgI7Q
What we do know is that breast cancer is always caused by damage to a cell's DNA.
Of course much can lead to that bottom line - For example lets go back to a life style that is sans regular normal sex (Self Relief excluded)
Why do nuns have a high rate of breast cancer?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3594857/
Catholic nuns have a mortality advantage of about 25% over the general population, presumably assisted by their abstemious traits and reduced chances of motor vehicle accidents and the other vagaries of urban life. Against this must be weighed their exercise patterns and habits (!) of less sunlight exposure and sparse diets. But it is their reproductive organ pathophysiology that intrigues. The risk of breast cancer is known to be reduced by child bearing and breast feeding, especially by early reproduction and greater numbers of children, but the precise mechanisms of this decrease in risk have not been elucidated. Because nuns are celibate, breast cancer risk reduction by having children is not an option; neither is manipulation of the “estrogen window,” which is dictated by early menarche or late menopause and is unrelated to lifestyle. The other possible variable is the use of hormonal contraception, but this appears to be risk neutral, at least with regard to oral contraceptives.
Nuns have an increased risk of breast cancer that rises with age compared with the general population: Their risk is three times the average.
bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,687
@705,484 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> Oh wow FA, we are the same assumed age.
>
> Glad you haven't been whoring around like the rest of our generation.
lol my generation wah
> Oh wow FA, we are the same assumed age.
>
> Glad you haven't been whoring around like the rest of our generation.
lol my generation wah
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,703
@previous (bhutto)
Hey, I'm not complaining, just making an observation. I've done my whooring around
Hey, I'm not complaining, just making an observation. I've done my whooring around
bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,710
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
i havent. u are just like my generation always whoring around im so much better than everyone
good thing im d8fferent!
i havent. u are just like my generation always whoring around im so much better than everyone
good thing im d8fferent!
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,714
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #705,725
@705,710 (bhutto)
When you flaunt your lack of whooring, it is immediately less cool and im glad I've slept with 15 people now.
When you flaunt your lack of whooring, it is immediately less cool and im glad I've slept with 15 people now.