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Topic: Hi Everyone. I Am Quite Possibly A Reincarnation Of Carl Sagan.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,368

I need to express my love for someone, the love of my life, a reincarnation of Ann Druyan in the same timeline and tell her that I truly love her, the expression popularly used in India being “saat janmon ka saath”. Two copies of the same consciousness can exist in the same timeline.Here is how much I love the current incarnation/consciousness copy of Ann Druyan. And I need to meet the real Ann Druyan too. Help me meet her.The entangled binary information that comprises my love for her cannot be processed even by the most powerful quantum supercomputer of today. The binary information comprised of text, pictures, videos present as three-dimensional information, four-dimensional information, five-dimensional information represented in Flatland, the 3D world and hyperspace require more storage than the largest storage device that is ever going to be made. Even if you try to compress that information using video-encoding, photo-encoding and file compression, the best storage device wouldn’t even be able to hold 0.00001% of that data. My love for her has a bigger order of magnitude than that of the number of particles present in all of the multiverse.Each and every moment of time, each and every part of spacetime I have been with her: the moments are more priceless than even the most precious element/compound/mixture/alloy in the multiverse. The data comprised in those points of space-time, when it becomes organized into information, the biggest storage device ever to be made would not be able to store it.Even if you use the best compression algorithms, UHARC’s compression algorithm, 7zip’s high compression algorithm, H265 compression for videos, JPEG compression for pictures or even some better algorithm, or even the best algorithm ever going to be made, my love for her cannot be stored. By ‘each and every moment’ I also include moments smaller than the attosecond, and a coordinate system comprising the ever-expanding universe, and each and every universe in the multiverse, in the form of a multi-dimensional array representing a recursive matrix. No lossless compression algorithm can compress my love for her. Literally. My love for her has made me see the entirety of space and time, data and information, art and literature, architecture and structural engineering, sociology and ethics. Literally.

Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #682,990

ITT: Crazy word salad.

How can you be the reincarnation of somebody alive?

Are you autphag's cousin?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,995

but jpeg isn't even a very good compression algorithm for photographic data it goes to shit much faster than webp.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,998

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,075

tl;dr

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,076

@682,990 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
He died 20 years ago you mong

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,088

@previous (F)
You literally didn't read the post. He said he was reincarnated from Ann Druyan.

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WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,098

Dude weed lmao

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,103

@683,088 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
You didn't read the post.

"I need to express my love for someone, the love of my life, a reincarnation of Ann Druyan in the same timeline and tell her that I truly love her."

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,104

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well that post was really fucking confusing.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,108

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Yeah that is hard to explain. I thought a post by someone who fervently believes that he is the reincarnation of Carl Sagan would be rational and straightforward.

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,111

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well that shows @OP is not the reincarnation of Carl Sagan. I was born before he died so I can't be. The next Sagan will be born on or after 1996.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,119

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
How do you know @OP wasn't born then?

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,121

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What 15 yo gives a crap about Carl Sagan?

Anyways im off to work, ciao

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,124

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Someone born in 1996 is 20 years old fyi. Enjoy work! I know I won't.

button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,168

@683,121 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)

> What 15 yo gives a crap about Carl Sagan?
>
> Anyways im off to work, ciao
Like, all of them

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,330

@683,124 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
GOOD GOD I AM OLD

@previous (button)
> None of them
FTFY
They all care about nicki minaj and justin beiber and those fucks.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,347

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Um... I was probably 15 more recently than you and I loved Carl Sagan when I was that age. I think you have a very weird view of what 15 year olds are like (protip: they are individual people not slaves to whatever you perceive as being "popular" among that crowd.)

button replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #683,350

@683,330 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
when I was fifteen cosmos was like my fav book
Kids love Sagan because he makes science accessible, he smokes pot, was a good guy etc
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