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Topic: weird thought i just had

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc started this discussion 10 years ago #52,338

what if you died and went to heaven and there were advertisements there. like you can't buy anything but you still see advertisements everywhere. you're just chillin and then a mcdonalds ad materializes in front of you

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Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #682,348

What would be worse would be getting coupons for businesses that don't exist.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,352

What would be worse is if you discovered that Hell provided everything you wanted and could never afford and there were no downsides. It was Hell having bad PR all this time.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,354

My girlfriend suggested to me that when you die you might relive that strongest feelings/thoughts that you were having as you passed. Then said that worrying about dying might get you stuck in a panic filled loop for eternity.

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,357

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
I used to think your last thought would also be on loop for eternity, then I found God

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,358

@previous (lost soul)
I'm glad that it's given you some comfort

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,361

@682,357 (lost soul)
I lost god.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,364

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Have you tried putting up posters?

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Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #682,365

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Tried that. Tried just reading a book too but that didn't work. Then I went to a funny looking building but they just told me to hate everything that was different so I didn't stay for very long. Afterwards I just gave up looking.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #682,380

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Oh. Well that pretty much covers all the bases. How have things been since then?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #682,381

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Been getting better. I met a girl and we really hit it off. We are going minigolfing this weekend.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #682,386

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Sounds like fun.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #682,389

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It will be. I really starting to like her, she knows I am trans and is completely cool about it and thinks it is actually interesting.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,493

@682,361 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
That's unfortunate but he is always there waiting for u to find ur way back to him because he loves us all

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,511

@previous (lost soul)
Why are you praying to a fake god who does absolutely nothing to prevent a tragedy?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,515

@682,493 (lost soul)
No he hates us all. I've seen things nobody should. Why was I subjected to that when everyone else go to have these nice lives with families and holidays?

button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,537

@682,511 (G)

> Why are you praying to a fake god who does absolutely nothing to prevent a tragedy?

tragedy schmagedy god has no obligations to you fool

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,539

@previous (button)
Then why call him God?

nony replied with this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,540

@682,511 (G)


> Why are you praying to a fake god who does absolutely nothing to prevent a tragedy?

Consider Q From Star Trek Enterprise. Q's had the full power of Gods. Some Q's more benevolent than other Q's - Some Q's create tragedy for the lulz.

button replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,544

@682,539 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
because the universe doesn't center on u bucko

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,546

@previous (button)
Of course not. I am clearly not at the center of the universe if I am on earth, which is orbiting the sun.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,571

@682,511 (G)
@682,515 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
You guys do not understand and that is OK Idc cos I got God

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,578

@previous (lost soul)
> cos I got God

Damn ducks I hate to break the bad news for you. If you really really really had God.

Alas you damn well no that is just not true.

Now sure you can have the illusion that you do - Nor am I about to tell you here in open why I can prove that is not true

Just Saying.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,579

@previous (I)
What? Most of humanity believes in god so yeah

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,588

@previous (lost soul)

So based on your reply I did this quick LookC

84 percent of the world population has faith

2.2 billion Christians (32 percent of the world’s population).
• 1.6 billion Muslims (23 percent).
• 1 billion Hindus (15 percent.
• 500 million Buddhists (7 percent).
• 400 million people (6 percent) practicing various folk or traditional religions, including African traditional religions, Chinese folk religions, American Indian religions and Australian aboriginal religions.

There are 14 million Jews, and an estimated 58 million people — slightly less than 1 percent of the global population – belong to other religions, including the Baha’i faith, Jainism, Sikhism, Shintoism, Taoism, Tenrikyo, Wicca and Zoroastrianism, “to mention just a few,” the study says.

About half of all Christians in the world are Catholic, 37 percent are part of the Protestant tradition, 12 percent are Orthodox Greek or Russian.


Next step was to ask
HOW MANY PEOPLE ON EARTH ARE STARVING

795 million people
Some 795 million people in the world do not have enough food to lead a healthy active life. That's about one in nine people on earth. The vast majority of the world's hungry people live in developing countries, where 12.9 percent of the population is undernourished.


I did not take the time to ask how many of the starving people are non-believers - Betting a lot of them are and that whatever they believe in - They cannot eat it

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,606

@previous (I)
Do you know why people are starving? It's not a lack of food
The poorer the people the more religious they are

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,660

@previous (lost soul)
Probably true. Which also proves that being religious has no value.

button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,663

@previous (I)

> Probably true. Which also proves that being religious has no value.
How
Dumb

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,664

@682,660 (I)
What did you think religion would do? Bring you food? It's not probably true it's true

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,679

@682,663 (button)
@previous (lost soul)

I think it's as simple as this. If there were a God; consider the Christian God for a moment. This is a God that made man in his image. Why would this God, starve people?
Now I do not expect anyone to end up with a good answer to this. I do not believe in the Tooth Fairy nor God. Just fairy tales.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,684

@previous (I)
I'm fine with atheists but this argument shows you up as a retard.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #701,932

@682,364 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This post's minified link is www.minichan.org/!4fag

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #701,971

@previous (K)
nice
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