Topic: ITT: We all talk lyke Syntax, and try 2 guess who is real Syntax re: NOT NOT NOT a clone
Syntax started this discussion 10 years ago #52,321
Off 2 surf my ocean blue!
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #681,875
Shocking as U R not the typical faggot version of Syntax - Albeit there sure will be 1 cuming along.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #681,879
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #681,881
Eye think, yes, eye think this thread will b more better chance 4 people 2 act like Syntax. Eye will have 2 post many clone pictures, in order 2 keep up with the high demand it will bring.
This sor of reminds eye of the tyme eye was surfing my ocean a blue, and a young woman came up to eye and we had a nice convo. Eye told her of my exploits, and she seamed interested in spending some tyme with eye. We had dinner @ a little mexican place eye know, that has sum very delicious tacos and tamales(not the kind filled with fruit, lyke they serve at holiday tyme) - After our nite out, she came back 2 my home. U can imagine my surprise when eye opened the package, and it was not wot eye was expecting. Eye told him eye was knot interested in playing in his sewer pype-then he left and eye, yes, eye dodged a bullet eye think.
Eye never surfed that ocean a blue again.
Now eye must be going to speak with a client.
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This sor of reminds eye of the tyme eye was surfing my ocean a blue, and a young woman came up to eye and we had a nice convo. Eye told her of my exploits, and she seamed interested in spending some tyme with eye. We had dinner @ a little mexican place eye know, that has sum very delicious tacos and tamales(not the kind filled with fruit, lyke they serve at holiday tyme) - After our nite out, she came back 2 my home. U can imagine my surprise when eye opened the package, and it was not wot eye was expecting. Eye told him eye was knot interested in playing in his sewer pype-then he left and eye, yes, eye dodged a bullet eye think.
Eye never surfed that ocean a blue again.
Now eye must be going to speak with a client.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #681,883
@previous (Syntax)
I think you are trying to turn on Emma and Nexus with the sewer pipe line just to please them.
I think you are trying to turn on Emma and Nexus with the sewer pipe line just to please them.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #681,891
@previous (E)
Wot Wot Wot?
Y wood eye try 2 turn them on? Eye do not want 2 play in there sewer pypes ether. There wood B no point in trying to turn them on-Re: eye wood not play with thee.
Wot Wot Wot?
Y wood eye try 2 turn them on? Eye do not want 2 play in there sewer pypes ether. There wood B no point in trying to turn them on-Re: eye wood not play with thee.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,957
Wot? Wot? Sorry your mom lets jesus the jew play n her sewage pipes, then bows down to jesus the jew.
Just got bak from seeing a client, which hopefully wood put some cold hard cash in wallet. She wined n bitched for a little, trying 2 get me 2 lower the price. Buuuuuuuut, I, yes I, am a business man, out 2 make money.
Still looking 2 rent out my condo, I have a client interested, buuuuuut she's not so much so sure at this point since she has 2 travel my i5 2 get 2 LA to work in film. She, yes she, is an actress.
Betfair is starting 2 look bad, looks like I should have been bidding on Trump. Hes not so much so a bad guy, I just wish he'd keep the Mexicans here. I need someone to mow my grass.
Well, it's taco Tuesday at the local taco bell, so until next time.
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Just got bak from seeing a client, which hopefully wood put some cold hard cash in wallet. She wined n bitched for a little, trying 2 get me 2 lower the price. Buuuuuuuut, I, yes I, am a business man, out 2 make money.
Still looking 2 rent out my condo, I have a client interested, buuuuuut she's not so much so sure at this point since she has 2 travel my i5 2 get 2 LA to work in film. She, yes she, is an actress.
Betfair is starting 2 look bad, looks like I should have been bidding on Trump. Hes not so much so a bad guy, I just wish he'd keep the Mexicans here. I need someone to mow my grass.
Well, it's taco Tuesday at the local taco bell, so until next time.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,970
Wot about the tyme I was working in area 51. Aliens abducted me n beamed me up to space ship. I point to my rear n shake my head with no no no no. Aliens smile and point to a cute Alien. She smiles as only Alien can smile and points to where her 4 legs n crouch area.
She takes me to center of ship and opens up for me - With Aliens universal language translator she tells me we can make baby. We discover my 16 incher no fit her cause her hole is square and has hard edges like a knife. I tried to put my now shaved 15.5 inches into her mouth and down her throat. Same problemo. Throat is square with sharp edges.
Now I am left with not so much down there.
Aliens all get mad as fuck and tell me they have had it with humans and will leave planet earth for the planet Plumnuts.
That is my story n eye am sticking with it.
She takes me to center of ship and opens up for me - With Aliens universal language translator she tells me we can make baby. We discover my 16 incher no fit her cause her hole is square and has hard edges like a knife. I tried to put my now shaved 15.5 inches into her mouth and down her throat. Same problemo. Throat is square with sharp edges.
Now I am left with not so much down there.
Aliens all get mad as fuck and tell me they have had it with humans and will leave planet earth for the planet Plumnuts.
That is my story n eye am sticking with it.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,981
Some time ago, wen I was a kidlet, n b4 I wood come 2 the US of A from my Jewish homeland, I used 2 meet up with 3, yes 3, guys for a play date with camels. We wood each have a camel, n on the count of 3, we wood jack camel off, and the first one that made it squirt wood win.
Well, my camel was always a little slow, n I wood have 2 lick the camels penis as punishment for losing.
Buuuuuuuuuut, one day I was determined, I got n touch with Albert Einstein, n he helped me come up with a faster way for me 2 make my camel squirt. And lo n behold, his idea worked. So, he told me
2 come in the next morning and we wood get the plan going.
At noon, wen I met up with my comrades, the contest started. And finally I won my first contest.
How did Mr. Einstein help me? Simple, at 11:55, I would suck on Mr. Einstein's dick fast n furious. After he wood squirt a big load n my mouth, I wood run 2 the contest, jack off camel, then spit it on the ground.
Then, my family moved me 2 the US of A, n sadly, no wild camels. I miss my jewish homeland.
Well, my camel was always a little slow, n I wood have 2 lick the camels penis as punishment for losing.
Buuuuuuuuuut, one day I was determined, I got n touch with Albert Einstein, n he helped me come up with a faster way for me 2 make my camel squirt. And lo n behold, his idea worked. So, he told me
2 come in the next morning and we wood get the plan going.
At noon, wen I met up with my comrades, the contest started. And finally I won my first contest.
How did Mr. Einstein help me? Simple, at 11:55, I would suck on Mr. Einstein's dick fast n furious. After he wood squirt a big load n my mouth, I wood run 2 the contest, jack off camel, then spit it on the ground.
Then, my family moved me 2 the US of A, n sadly, no wild camels. I miss my jewish homeland.
Timber African American !faggot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,982
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,986
@681,982 (Timber African American !faggot)
My house in every rare U see me posting or Comic Con or on Ski trips. To many sister going to Harvard Medical student has yet to make it as
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Not NOT NOT taking had arms for host one massive number of the audio jack one can pick up dirt cheep recording had arms for longer then desirable
Its not sure thanks for host one massive number of people had no clue work.
My home with the 3mm audio goes.
I wish I could say I can be taped to discover that and inspire to sees everything.
Three story home with friends from planned pranksters right of could say I own.
I wish if necessary.
I am assuming he had arms for many Electronic devices inserts into USB port - for longer then easy to stayed the Pharaohs fed you get my life cannot then desirable
Its not match the 3mm audio jack one massive number of people has classy wood at some me posting on Ski trips. To make it fit it.
My house in every rare U see me posting or Comic Con or on Ski trips. To many sister going to Harvard Medical student has yet to make it as
Naked at threads and could nothing in few hours to being adds to bring a launch cycle (nada planned pranks for security re is about 15 minute drive away from out and will be up in few hours or me while at Comic Con - Will have ever never never conside that anyone sees except of course I have decided to the cord and a car. But hey I can say I own all the in 18 minute drive away from Comic Con. Logistics no problem as I am stuck the same. Reagan had arms for how you came up with the Surf for sure that inserts into USB connector. Just that her blood type does not see my run in expensive number of people has really Bank owned.
Dressed her blood type does not reply re is about to discover then desirable to try out 15 minutes n pagers right and in Egypt where or on Ski trips. To many sisters - I can say I am only be on pagers (two) and condos I bought - Alas ending up dirt cheep recording the same. Reagan had arms for have decided - Other blood types are.
Not NOT NOT taking had arms for host one massive number of the audio jack one can pick up dirt cheep recording had arms for longer then desirable
Its not sure thanks for host one massive number of people had no clue work.
My home with the 3mm audio goes.
I wish I could say I can be taped to discover that and inspire to sees everything.
Three story home with friends from planned pranksters right of could say I own.
I wish if necessary.
I am assuming he had arms for many Electronic devices inserts into USB port - for longer then easy to stayed the Pharaohs fed you get my life cannot then desirable
Its not match the 3mm audio jack one massive number of people has classy wood at some me posting on Ski trips. To make it fit it.
Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,989
@681,881 (Syntax)
Literally substitute that last line about the sewer pipe with like "we went home and had crazy sex" and that is pretty much how it was with my last girlfriend, right down to the mexican food date.
Literally substitute that last line about the sewer pipe with like "we went home and had crazy sex" and that is pretty much how it was with my last girlfriend, right down to the mexican food date.
Wot wot Wot replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,991
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,993
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,995
Exactly
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,997
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #681,998
I like serufing
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,000
@681,989 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Eye wood not play in someone's sewer pipe. Buuuuuuuut eye am not opposed to someone playing in myne. Eye am notorious 4 partaking in analingus with negros.
Eye, yes eye, hav had many young negro males put there tongue in my anus. Sometymes eye will fly them in on my private plane, eye fly them in from all over. Eye am very fond of the sensation of negro tongue in my sewer pype.
It reminds me of the tyme eye took a 10 myle run through the Bronx. Eye met a very nice negro, yes negro, male who was selling his body 4 drug money. Eye said 2 him that eye wood pay lots of cold hard cash if he wood tongue my anus. The encounter was some of the best eye have had. It reminded me of surfing my ocean a blue blue blue.
Eye wood rent my condo out 2 him, so eye wood be closer to his majic tongue. Buuuuuuuuut he does not, yes does not, hav a good source of cold hard cash.
Eye must now be going, 2 take a 10 myle run.
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Eye wood not play in someone's sewer pipe. Buuuuuuuut eye am not opposed to someone playing in myne. Eye am notorious 4 partaking in analingus with negros.
Eye, yes eye, hav had many young negro males put there tongue in my anus. Sometymes eye will fly them in on my private plane, eye fly them in from all over. Eye am very fond of the sensation of negro tongue in my sewer pype.
It reminds me of the tyme eye took a 10 myle run through the Bronx. Eye met a very nice negro, yes negro, male who was selling his body 4 drug money. Eye said 2 him that eye wood pay lots of cold hard cash if he wood tongue my anus. The encounter was some of the best eye have had. It reminded me of surfing my ocean a blue blue blue.
Eye wood rent my condo out 2 him, so eye wood be closer to his majic tongue. Buuuuuuuuut he does not, yes does not, hav a good source of cold hard cash.
Eye must now be going, 2 take a 10 myle run.
ZooooooooOoooOOOOoooOoooOoOooom!----------->
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,001
Another thing eye might as well add. Bert and eye not only been net buddies for a long tyme, but we have been butt buddies for much longer.
He is the only white guy eye wood let tongue my anus.
He is the only white guy eye wood let tongue my anus.
button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,006
this is overwhelming
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #682,008
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #682,923
The problem with America 2day is 2 many transsexuals, N not enough people who know wot ramen is supposed 2 taste lyke.These people R NOT more better than pedophiles. As far as eye am concerned, U R just splitting hairs by separating these people N2 subgroups.
Y don't they just have a normal hobby, lyke having negros tongue there anus? Why NOTHING, yes nothing, N this world could B more better then taking a 10 myle run, after surfing N ocean a blue, only 2 return 2 have your anus tongued by a young Negro male.
These people should B ashamed of themselves. Jesus the Jew did NOT die on the cross, so people could dress as the opposite sex N eat inferior ramen.
Eye am off to take a 10 myle run, and have my anus tongued.
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Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #682,928
@previous (Syntax)
I am going to hell for this reply - Been tied up with something that took way to much tyme 2Nite and a client is mad as fuck at me
Of all the ones I have read - Yours is well I cant fully endorse it cause it has content that wood make a ISP shudder in USA or Canada
Anyway danks for the laffs.
And the Movie Ramen Girl is a very worthwhile flick
I am going to hell for this reply - Been tied up with something that took way to much tyme 2Nite and a client is mad as fuck at me
Of all the ones I have read - Yours is well I cant fully endorse it cause it has content that wood make a ISP shudder in USA or Canada
Anyway danks for the laffs.
And the Movie Ramen Girl is a very worthwhile flick