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Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#52,257
I love this review for a hotel in Dubai. It's a hotel for people to get laid and the review was written but a couple who had no idea. Then under his review is another which gives 5 stars because of the hookers.
> Booked this hotel for a few days
Location = Excellent! Khaleed Bin waleed Metro station is very close by and you can get around dubai using the metro, this hotel is on a main busy road full of hustle and bustle! Whilst the Outside of the hotel looks good something you would expect of a 4 star hotel inside was absolutely awful! staff english was broken, rooms was basic tired and looking old with a bit of stains here and there on the bed and walls and bathroom needs dire upgrading.
> HOWEVER it gets even worse post 21:00pm its nothing but a pickup joint and a brothel there you will find phillipinos, russian, chinese and eastern europeans all looking for clients, with a lot of pervy men going Hooker shopping in the front as well as in the bar at that time and a typical scene you would see out of a brothel. Yes you will see the odd police car there but they turn a blind eye! Likewise an innocent drink in the bar will make you look as if you are soliciting with clients. I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!
Then...
> Hi i stayed at this hotel for 4 nights, check inn was quick all done within 5 mins, my room was clean and the staff were very helpful, broken english but tryed thier best. The clubs in the hotel are just too too good, you dont need to leave the hotel at all, i did my business during the day and partied all night, the ladies are just awesome, only thing you cannot take any partners to your room, but that never worried me because the ladies have thier own apartments haha. Music was great, food was ok not my style but hey, woman over food?? WOMAN!!!!!!!!, load music never bothered me although my room was was the 2nd floor because i only get to my room after 5am!!!! i would recommend this hotel to every party animal out there, for sure i'll be back in 2 weeks time, till then Keep it up YORK , you guys just rock..
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^][v]#680,800
Why did OP pick a bull shit review?
First review is
Rooms was basic tired and looking old with a bit of stains here and there on the bed and walls and bathroom needs dire upgrading.
HOWEVER it gets even worse post 21:00pm its nothing but a pickup joint and a brothel there you will find phillipinos, russian, chinese and eastern europeans all looking for clients, with a lot of pervy men going Hooker shopping in the front as well as in the bar at that time and a typical scene you would see out of a brothel. Yes you will see the odd police car there but they turn a blind eye! Likewise an innocent drink in the bar will make you look as if you are soliciting with clients. I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!
I would NOT recommend this hotel
And
> If you are looking for a hotel full of cockroaches and vermin and want to dive into a stained dirty bed with hookers, this hotel is for you.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#680,802
@previous (B)
OP quoted that review, are you dumb? You are dumb.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#680,803
button replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,860
@680,847 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i was on a road trip and i wanted badly to stop at this place that had big 'AREA 51' crap all over it it was mostly a gas station and it was attached to a brothel where the goils was dressed like aliens
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,864
@previous (button)
How did you realize that they were prostitutes?
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,866
button replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,874
@680,872 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
and this is the front
for some reason I can't find a picture with both the alien cathouse and the gift shop they are side by side
the alien has Shrek ears
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,876
button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,888
@680,885 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Oh lord not in a serious way
Thinking about The alien cathouse cats made me feel bad
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,893
@previous (button)
It's better than being a street whore
button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,894
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
yeah but they have to dress up that's kinda a drag
like its prolly the least fancy brothel in Nevada
button double-posted this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,895
@680,893 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
then again idk I prolly wouldn't mind dressing like an alien
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,899
@680,894 (button) @previous (button)
I wonder if dressing as a grey is a refreshing change from all of the dominatrix and school girl suits?
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button ? replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#680,901
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i wonder if the truckstop clientele even care or if the alien thing attracts a whole different crowd
Like desert dwelling trekkies
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,912
@previous (button ?)
I would think that only a specific type of person could get hard under such strange circumstances
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,977