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Topic: “Hotel full of Prostitutes”

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,257

I love this review for a hotel in Dubai. It's a hotel for people to get laid and the review was written but a couple who had no idea. Then under his review is another which gives 5 stars because of the hookers.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g295424-d571104-r109985950-York_International_Hotel-Dubai_Emirate_of_Dubai.html

> Booked this hotel for a few days
Location = Excellent! Khaleed Bin waleed Metro station is very close by and you can get around dubai using the metro, this hotel is on a main busy road full of hustle and bustle! Whilst the Outside of the hotel looks good something you would expect of a 4 star hotel inside was absolutely awful! staff english was broken, rooms was basic tired and looking old with a bit of stains here and there on the bed and walls and bathroom needs dire upgrading.

> HOWEVER it gets even worse post 21:00pm its nothing but a pickup joint and a brothel there you will find phillipinos, russian, chinese and eastern europeans all looking for clients, with a lot of pervy men going Hooker shopping in the front as well as in the bar at that time and a typical scene you would see out of a brothel. Yes you will see the odd police car there but they turn a blind eye! Likewise an innocent drink in the bar will make you look as if you are soliciting with clients. I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!

Then...

> Hi i stayed at this hotel for 4 nights, check inn was quick all done within 5 mins, my room was clean and the staff were very helpful, broken english but tryed thier best. The clubs in the hotel are just too too good, you dont need to leave the hotel at all, i did my business during the day and partied all night, the ladies are just awesome, only thing you cannot take any partners to your room, but that never worried me because the ladies have thier own apartments haha. Music was great, food was ok not my style but hey, woman over food?? WOMAN!!!!!!!!, load music never bothered me although my room was was the 2nd floor because i only get to my room after 5am!!!! i would recommend this hotel to every party animal out there, for sure i'll be back in 2 weeks time, till then Keep it up YORK , you guys just rock..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #680,800

Why did OP pick a bull shit review?

First review is

Rooms was basic tired and looking old with a bit of stains here and there on the bed and walls and bathroom needs dire upgrading.

HOWEVER it gets even worse post 21:00pm its nothing but a pickup joint and a brothel there you will find phillipinos, russian, chinese and eastern europeans all looking for clients, with a lot of pervy men going Hooker shopping in the front as well as in the bar at that time and a typical scene you would see out of a brothel. Yes you will see the odd police car there but they turn a blind eye! Likewise an innocent drink in the bar will make you look as if you are soliciting with clients. I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!

I would NOT recommend this hotel

And

> If you are looking for a hotel full of cockroaches and vermin and want to dive into a stained dirty bed with hookers, this hotel is for you.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,802

@previous (B)
OP quoted that review, are you dumb? You are dumb.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,803

@previous (C)
I think it's Syntax

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,804

@680,802 (C)
The very First Review says the place is
> stains here and there on the bed and walls

Just because your mom keeps your home that way is not a good reason to think a hotel should be just like your home.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,805

This is very entertaining. Thank you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,808

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
No problem. I actually posted as I knew at least one person would enjoy it, that being you.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,814

@previous (A)
I think the humor in accidentally finding a brothel, is universal.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,819

wall-to-wall fuckin' whores

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,822

@680,814 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Lmao

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,834

@680,803 (A)
I think it is.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,835

@680,803 (A)
Exactly

button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,846

@680,814 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
it is one time I accidentally found a brothel and it was funny

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,847

@previous (button)
Tell us about it!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,850

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
button discovered why his moms bedroom was always so noisy when his dad was away at work.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,851

@previous (H)

button replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,860

@680,847 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i was on a road trip and i wanted badly to stop at this place that had big 'AREA 51' crap all over it it was mostly a gas station and it was attached to a brothel where the goils was dressed like aliens

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,864

@previous (button)
How did you realize that they were prostitutes?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,866

@680,860 (button)
holy shit

button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,868

@680,864 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i didn't go in to the brothel side I stayed in the store/bar lol
There was a sign that said 'BROTHEL'

button double-posted this 10 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,869

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,871

@680,868 (button)
That's hilarious

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 double-posted this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,872

@680,869 (button)
Ahahahahaha!

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,873

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g29719-d8026088-Reviews-Area_51_Alien_Travel_Center-Amargosa_Valley_Nevada.html

Damn double triple Damn.

button replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,874

@680,872 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
and this is the front
for some reason I can't find a picture with both the alien cathouse and the gift shop they are side by side
the alien has Shrek ears

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,876

@previous (button)
We're you over 18 at the time?

button replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,878

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i were 21

button double-posted this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,879

@680,876 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Why
I just bought a t shirt and a magnet

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,882

@680,874 (button)
Found this

Alien AbductionAnal/Probing room

button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,884

@previous (B)
gives me the heeby jeebies
I saw truckers leaving that place

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,885

@680,878 (button)
@680,879 (button)
Oh because I think that the reactions would have been different. Also did you consider it for a moment?

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,887

Remind me of David Parker Rays toybox

@680,882 (B)

button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,888

@680,885 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Oh lord not in a serious way
Thinking about The alien cathouse cats made me feel bad

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,893

@previous (button)
It's better than being a street whore

button replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,894

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
yeah but they have to dress up that's kinda a drag
like its prolly the least fancy brothel in Nevada

button double-posted this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,895

@680,893 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
then again idk I prolly wouldn't mind dressing like an alien

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,899

@680,894 (button)
@previous (button)
I wonder if dressing as a grey is a refreshing change from all of the dominatrix and school girl suits?

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

button ? replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,901

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
i wonder if the truckstop clientele even care or if the alien thing attracts a whole different crowd
Like desert dwelling trekkies

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,912

@previous (button ?)
I would think that only a specific type of person could get hard under such strange circumstances

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,977

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
biomales?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #975,299

@680,912 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
now idk if the girls were actually like dressed up at all!!! I want to find out ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #975,301

I never read this draad!!!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #975,302

@975,299 (M)
We can only hope!
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