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Topic: i lost my virginity with the help of tc

lost soul started this discussion 10 years ago #52,238

Probly a bad thing

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #680,633

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,636

Better that than losing it with the help of Scatchan?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,638

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
oh shit

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,639

@680,636 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Probly both tbh

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,645

@680,636 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Does it involve the 45 year old bricklayer who thinks he's a Victorian schoolboy?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,646

@680,636 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,647

@680,645 (Metæ)
I REALLY HOPE NOT

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,648

I didn't lose my virginity with help of anyone. Noobs. Fags.

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,649

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lmao OK 4ever alone

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,650

Was it that black you were texting? If so, can you really never go back?

Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,651

@previous (H)
Oh wait, she said tc. So syntax, fme, Leonidas???

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,654

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,657

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,659

@680,650 (H)
No I haven't slept with him yet but I mean if he wants me then he can have me and I think he does

He has abs, tats and piercings and he's so damn good looking
Idk what I did to deserve this

I thank Allah every day

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,660

@680,654 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
@680,657 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
I think you meant to post these in the japan thread

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,663

@680,659 (lost soul)
if hes not sleeping with you then hes sleeping with that other girl

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,664

@680,660 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah
i'm on ambien

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,665

@680,647 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Better than losing it with the help of Bertchan I guess.

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,666

@680,663 (D)
I don't mind if he's been w another girl I just met the guy also I am not single and he knows :$ Idk what I'm doing

Timber African American !faggot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,667

This thread made me feel at least 15% better about myself. Thanks @OP!

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,668

@previous (Timber African American !faggot)
Lmao

Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,773

I lost my virginity to a lesbian. She wanted to know what a dick felt like and I wanted to know what a pussy felt like. It was a win win for both of us.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,794

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
You were willing and able to use your dick?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,796

Ducky! Don't do it! He'll lead you into a life of crime, drugs and prostitution.

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,797

@680,794 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
I was repressed then so yes. I still would too. I have no problem using my dick, I just get dysphoria when I do. but I do whatever I can to please my partner however I can. I am not selfish. If i found a girl who I really loved and she asked me to keep my man-bits I would do it for her.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,798

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
But not too much dysphoria regarding your penis?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,799

Ducky has become a lost cause to Terrorists who follow Allah.
When Terrorists blow themselves up, and they land in Heaven; No Ducky virgin available.
They will however find her Hymen.

Since its a known fact that all Hymens end up in Heaven. Why? I ask Why You ask Why -With the power of Google.

Saudi Sheik Yahya Al-Jana’ talks about the joys of Paradise, saying that Muslim men will have the strength of a hundred men and will be very busy “tearing hymens,” of the virgins of Paradise, whose breasts are “like pomegranates.” Best of all, after they rupture the hymens, Allah will immediately repair them, so they can become virgins again, which means true Muslims will never run short of virgins.


> breasts are “like pomegranates

What the fuck? Pomegranates are full of seeds and are hard as all fuck.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,801

@previous (L)

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,806

@680,798 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Actually I do, but if it makes who I am with happy I will deal with it. I see what you are trying to do kook, you have no idea what it is like to have the wrong genitals.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,809

@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
You... shouldn't have said that last part.

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,811

Ugh

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,812

@680,806 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
And you have no idea about me. Also if your dysphoria is so strong than a lover shouldn't be able to override it.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,823

@680,809 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol
Nexi said he was sexually immature until age 20. Discovers his dick functions poorly. Now wants a man made vagina.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,825

As if a home made vag is going to work better than a store bought Fleshlight.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,830

@680,823 (N)
Reminds me of Chris Chan.

Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,833

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Chris Chan is one fucked up Aspie. Nexi aspires to be as successful as Chris Chan.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,836

@680,809 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol seriously

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,838

@previous (P)
Seriously. Nexus says
> you have no idea what it is like to have the wrong genitals.

Nexus will end up with a Vagina designed by a doctor, which will be made out of the Nexus's fucked up Penis. No worthwhile inside nerve tissues. No G spot. Worst of all; No lubrication system. He will pay a small fortune for this non functional artificial appendage.

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,839

@previous (Q)
No didn't you hear? He'll keep his dick if the right girl comes along.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,849

@680,823 (N)
@680,838 (Q)
You're completely missing my point. Stop obsessing over dicks.

Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,853

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Point? Dicks?
I think it is you obsessing over dicks. Ever since you were outed as a woman, that is ok with me.

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,857

@680,839 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
It is extremely confusing

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,862

@680,830 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Oh come on, that's going too far. Nexus isn't similar to Chris Chan just because they both identify as women.

lost soul (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,865

@680,857 (P)
Yeah

kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,867

@680,862 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
They are similar in that they claim to hate their own dicks unless women are involved. They both also claim to be lesbians and brag about losing their virginities.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,870

@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)

> They are similar in that they claim to hate their own dicks unless women are involved. They both also claim to be lesbians and brag about losing their virginities.

That is a uniquely accurate analysis.
1000/1000

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,308

@680,659 (lost soul)

> 1:@680,650 (H)
> No I haven't slept with him yet but I mean if he wants me then he can have me and I think he does
>
> He has abs, tats and piercings and he's so damn good looking
> Idk what I did to deserve this
>
> I thank Allah every day


If he's not a Muslim, you two will break up like with Quack. Relationships from different cultures usually fail. There's Muslims pooring into Canada why not find one of them?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,330

I remember when I was about to lose my virginity I posted on minichan asking for advice.

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,337

@685,308 (S)
I am not a legit Muslim, I just believe in God. He said he's willing to pretend to be Muslim for my family which is a big deal to me

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,338

@previous (lost soul)
You should believe in Jesus.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,341

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I believe in God. I know Jesus existed but that he had a human father like every other human

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,343

@previous (lost soul)
Jesus was the son of God.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #685,345

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yes, we are all sons and daughters of God <3 ameen
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