Topic: If God had a name, what would it be? And would you call it to his face?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,234

If you were faced with him in all his glory, what would you ask if you had just one question?

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #680,553

pootbutt

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #680,554

what if we peed out our butts lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,582

If he existed, I call him a fuckface, and ask him why he kills millions of people each year.

Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,584

@previous (D)
People die. It is a reality of life. Blaming God for it will get you nowhere. It isn't God's fault, it is usually theirs for making bad choices.

@OP
What could my life have been had I went to college and not stayed home.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #680,592

@680,582 (D)

> If he existed, I call him a fuckface, and ask him why he kills millions of people each year.

Grow up and stop shifting blame.

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,728

@680,582 (D)
Pathetic

button joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,886

"Whas good'

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,891

Can you give me a new life as a genetic girl without ANY gender dysphoria?

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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,892

@680,584 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Natural disasters aren't anyone's fault. What're those about? God just enjoys wreaking some havoc now and then?

Not that I'm religious, of course. But were there some omnipotent dude in the sky, supposedly running the planet, it's extremely easy to see him as immoral or morally inconsistent.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,906

I have made this reply to the same OP question in the past on MC and TC and back on AnT

I wood ask God this question seriously.

With all respect God, why did you put her Anus only 3/4 of an inch from her Vagina.

Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,915

@680,892 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are correct. Sorry I took LSD again and I am tripping balls.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,975

@680,906 (J)

> With all respect God, why did you put her Anus only 3/4 of an inch from her Vagina.

Suggest a better place he could have put it. You'll find that every location you can name has its drawbacks.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,986

@680,906 (J)

Is her anus being 3/4 of an inch from her vagina a 15 minute drive from that dead end nursing home you currently reside in?

Minichan