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hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#679,904
im in a relationship with some dude but he's kind of normie and i feel like i can't open up to him
Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,905
I lost my virginity to a lesbian when I was 20. Actually kind of makes sense now.
Timber African American !faggot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,910
@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
I don't think your deciding you had a different gender identity later makes that less embarrassing. :(
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,915
@previous (Timber African American !faggot)
How is that embarrassing? The fact that I was 20? I was a weird kid when I was younger and I didn't know how to talk to girls, I was intimidated by them. Once I wasn't they all started falling for me.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,929
What kind of sad cunt voted for the last option?
Timber African American !faggot replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,936
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nice evasion post.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,938
@previous (Timber African American !faggot)
Do you really think it was nice? Or are you just saying that to be kind?
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,941
Does a cat count as 'children'?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,943
Write in: divorced with kids
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,945
@679,929 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
MC inherited several middle school teens from TC. Three I can name and two admit they are still waiting for that fucking wonderful day.
Timber African American !faggot replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,955
@679,938 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I thought it was exceptional.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,962
@previous (Timber African American !faggot)
Thanks bb.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,964
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#679,966
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Beebs and Morbid. They both have confirmed. With the ending minuscule user base I can think of one other but wood rather not give out their moniker.
And of course until very very recently there is one other that WAS still one after high school but is proud to now be well free of something if you get my drift
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,975
@previous (H)
I meant who do you think is in middle school. I'm fairly certain Beebs said he had a job, so he's gotta be at least high school.
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Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,977
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I had a real job in the 9th grade. Fixed TV's - Even filed income tax that year but if I remember correctly I got a refund.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,980
Timber African American !faggot replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,986
@679,962 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck you I hope we get stuck in an elevator together.
Mordor joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,988
Whether it is illogical or not in ultramodern day populace, galore and poor individuals in a streak of inebriation of alcohol fornicate and conceive to a life-time of slavery for king petty who is to be loved till death. In this juncture at their animalistic relationship, their love infatuated with alcohol as well as moronic copying of “the family nucleus model of society” moronically repeated, they celebrate their idiocy. These people of poor means, financially and intellectually, in reality believe they have the headroom to bring such a mission to a good end. Quite sooner then later they understand – both genders universally; religiously agelessly-promoted; as well as biologically hormone driven animals; that they accepted as crackbrained morons broken for the concept of unintelligible slavery. They both don’t possess the mental luxury to teach petty minds in an eternal agony of “what color is the sky-like” questions as the celebration of the basic functionality of movement and so on and son, ignorantly ignoring the assertion of aiming at more bright and intellectually divine ambitions towards excellence in life. Truly agony to the idiots, like my father and mother, whom behaved like idiots for two decades and ended up like idiots.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,991
@679,980 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Hey back in my day 9th was the last year of middle school. I still have friends from back then.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#679,993
@679,941 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Doubtful, tinycomrad. Have you tried claiming him on your tax return?
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,017
@previous (K)
I did, but I didn't have her SS# so the IRS audited me and said that they don't count, but I'm pretty sure they count on the state level.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,019
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
That's some BS. She's a cat, of course she doesn't have an SSN. Cats have RRM ID's.
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lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,022
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,024
@previous (lost soul)
So you're a virgin mother? Did you name your cat Mohammed?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI double-posted this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,058
@679,988 (Mordor)
I think I've set a record for ghost replies tonight.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,059
@680,019 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
We fought it for some time, just as our feline allies fight for us, but alas the IRS is controlled by the reptoids. So in the end we had to pay some money in. :(
@680,022 (lost soul)
Thank you for your support. One day I hope that all kitty comrades are granted catizenship all across the globe (and become tax deductions as dependents).
lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,070
@680,024 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That isn't a bad name for a cat. My mom used to always say she gave birth to our cats
She's a crazy cat lady
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I bet a change.org petition already exists!
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,089
What if I am married but a virgin? What if I am a single virgin bit have children? You have not thought this through, OP.
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adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,101
I have fucked many bitches. Thanks
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,103
@OP
You forgot to include homosexual options for marriage.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,119
This topic is transphobae
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#680,138
> What if I am married but a virgin? What if I am a single virgin bit have children? You have not thought this through, OP.
You were asked in the OP to select the option that "best applies to you", not the one that exactly applies to you. It would be impossible to cover every single base so as not to upset anyone, this isn't fucking Facebook. Now just vote you damned pervert and quit wasting my time.