Topic: In sexual slang, what is "third base"?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,202
Movies often joke about first base (kissing), 2nd base (feeling the tits) and a home run (fucking) but they never mention 3rd base. What is it?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #679,889
lol virgin
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,892
OP
Wide margin re 3rd Base. From copping a feel of her serious quality parts below the belly button to exploration in one of so many wonderful ways.
Also one can eat it all nite long and lose calories rather than gain.
Wide margin re 3rd Base. From copping a feel of her serious quality parts below the belly button to exploration in one of so many wonderful ways.
Also one can eat it all nite long and lose calories rather than gain.
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,893
it means scat stuff
Nexi !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,895
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,897
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,900
@previous (F)
Matt Miller was right, women love getting shit on. You are still a virgin so you don't understand.
Matt Miller was right, women love getting shit on. You are still a virgin so you don't understand.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,903
@679,895 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Just because your parents defecated on you, is no reason for you to continue what they taught you.
Just because your parents defecated on you, is no reason for you to continue what they taught you.
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,906
@previous (G)
My parents never defecated on me. Normally one of them was lying in the floor covered in their own shit when I would find them. It was actually pretty sad.
My parents never defecated on me. Normally one of them was lying in the floor covered in their own shit when I would find them. It was actually pretty sad.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,912
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,913
@previous (G)
No it doesn't. In your little mind it does but I have explained many times why I am trans you just don't pay any attention to the quality posts on the front page. Go play in traffic.
No it doesn't. In your little mind it does but I have explained many times why I am trans you just don't pay any attention to the quality posts on the front page. Go play in traffic.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,914
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,920
@previous (H)
No, you have the terminology wrong, but that is intentional because transgender people intimidate you. Transvestites are men who wear girls clothing and go out to fuck other men. I take hormones, they do not. Traps also fall into this category, in fact I bet you just love when those threads pop up on /b/. I bet you are attracted to it and ashamed that you are. It is ok, you can take out your internalized transphobia against me. I know the truth that you feel immense shame for wanting your ass to be pounded by a girl with a dick.
No, you have the terminology wrong, but that is intentional because transgender people intimidate you. Transvestites are men who wear girls clothing and go out to fuck other men. I take hormones, they do not. Traps also fall into this category, in fact I bet you just love when those threads pop up on /b/. I bet you are attracted to it and ashamed that you are. It is ok, you can take out your internalized transphobia against me. I know the truth that you feel immense shame for wanting your ass to be pounded by a girl with a dick.
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,933
@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
I am not going to play the Syntax card with you. He would pull out quotes from Mark Twain or Shakespeare about language.
In place of Syntax's method, I will remind you that a rose is a rose no matter the name. Transvestite is a more common word, then the others to describe the abnormal affiliation you have.
I am not going to play the Syntax card with you. He would pull out quotes from Mark Twain or Shakespeare about language.
In place of Syntax's method, I will remind you that a rose is a rose no matter the name. Transvestite is a more common word, then the others to describe the abnormal affiliation you have.
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #679,937
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,947
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,952
@679,937 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
In this case it was.
@679,933 (G)
Ok. Keep your opinions to yourself then. Nobody asked you for your opinions about transgender people and the word transvestite does not apply to me, regardless of how you feel about it.
In this case it was.
@679,933 (G)
Ok. Keep your opinions to yourself then. Nobody asked you for your opinions about transgender people and the word transvestite does not apply to me, regardless of how you feel about it.
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,958
@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
No it wasn't. Saying that people are scared of trans people because they want to fuck them is ridiculous.
No it wasn't. Saying that people are scared of trans people because they want to fuck them is ridiculous.
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,959
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Not everyone is scared of transgender people. You are, but many girls are not.
Not everyone is scared of transgender people. You are, but many girls are not.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,965
@679,947 (J)
Hey me here not there.
So lets be clear about wot Mark Twain said.
So to be totally clear. Nexus is free to Cross Dress and play as a Transvestite anytime HE wants to.
He cannot change the fact He was born a Male. A simple Gene test proves He is all Male. As the old saying goes you can put lipstick on a Pig yet its still a Pig.
Hey me here not there.
So lets be clear about wot Mark Twain said.
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way.
Never trust anyone who can’t spell a word more than one way.
Mark Twain says that he must have little genius who can’t spell a word in more than one way.
I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us.
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way.
Never trust anyone who can’t spell a word more than one way.
Mark Twain says that he must have little genius who can’t spell a word in more than one way.
I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us.
So to be totally clear. Nexus is free to Cross Dress and play as a Transvestite anytime HE wants to.
He cannot change the fact He was born a Male. A simple Gene test proves He is all Male. As the old saying goes you can put lipstick on a Pig yet its still a Pig.
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,971
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #679,987
@679,965 (Syntax)
Look, we don't give a fuck that you and Mark Twain grew up together, and had sexual antics with a slave who tongued your anus.
Look, we don't give a fuck that you and Mark Twain grew up together, and had sexual antics with a slave who tongued your anus.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,023
It's when you make their asshole look like a fuckin catcher's mitt when you are done with it
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,037
An abusive marriage.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,062
A back alley abortion.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,126
it's when you are getting a blowjob on the toilet and you take a shit. Third base is a blumpkin
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,134
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,167
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
why is that man got a pink cookie in his mouth pointing at the ceiling
why is that man got a pink cookie in his mouth pointing at the ceiling
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,168
@679,906 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
> My parents never defecated on me. Normally one of them was lying in the floor covered in their own shit when I would find them. It was actually pretty sad.
What the fuck
> My parents never defecated on me. Normally one of them was lying in the floor covered in their own shit when I would find them. It was actually pretty sad.
What the fuck
Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,349
@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
It's one of the most common ways trannys are influenced by their parents to transition.
It's one of the most common ways trannys are influenced by their parents to transition.
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #680,583
@680,168 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I saw that quite a few times becky. I know it seems unbelievable but it doesn't make it any less true. Strokes destroy people and I have watched two family members succumb to them.
@previous (N)
One day you will watch your parents and grandparents die and there will be nothing you can do to stop it. I really, really hope you remember how much of a piece of shit you were when I talked about mine dying because make no mistake, they will die, you will watch it happen and you will be powerless to help. If there is a God he will make you see what I have seen so you will be humbled and reminded that you are in fact a piece of shit. I want you to remember this post when it does.
I saw that quite a few times becky. I know it seems unbelievable but it doesn't make it any less true. Strokes destroy people and I have watched two family members succumb to them.
@previous (N)
One day you will watch your parents and grandparents die and there will be nothing you can do to stop it. I really, really hope you remember how much of a piece of shit you were when I talked about mine dying because make no mistake, they will die, you will watch it happen and you will be powerless to help. If there is a God he will make you see what I have seen so you will be humbled and reminded that you are in fact a piece of shit. I want you to remember this post when it does.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,589
@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Well jesus, it's not like you provided any context about it.
Let's review how this conversation went:
- Scat brought up
- You bring up "Shit on her chest and she will be yours forever."
- Someone mentions your parents shitting on you
- You say you saw them defecating on the floor before. No context.
Now you freak out and accuse others of being bad people for not 100% following that you decided to turn a joke/scat thread into a discussion of your parents' health. I'm sorry and all, I really am, but god you are a ninny and you just fucking love lecturing people. I hope you remember this post, I really do. Thanks.
Well jesus, it's not like you provided any context about it.
Let's review how this conversation went:
- Scat brought up
- You bring up "Shit on her chest and she will be yours forever."
- Someone mentions your parents shitting on you
- You say you saw them defecating on the floor before. No context.
Now you freak out and accuse others of being bad people for not 100% following that you decided to turn a joke/scat thread into a discussion of your parents' health. I'm sorry and all, I really am, but god you are a ninny and you just fucking love lecturing people. I hope you remember this post, I really do. Thanks.
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,593
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 double-posted this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,594
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,595
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,598
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,603
@680,589 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
!. As a joke, Anyone who took it seriously is fucking stupid
2. Do you think people shit on the floor for fun? Does anyone? Don't imply what I went through has anything with me being trans and there is no problem. You defend N because you are pissed off at me still. Life isn't sunshine and roses. Everyone dies. Sometimes you watch them do it if you actually give a fuck.
@680,593 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
I didn't wish for their parents to die, I wished that they would have to witnesses it the same way I did. Reality is reality. Most throw them in a home and turn a blind eye. It isn't their problem.
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Sure and I live in a mansion.
!. As a joke, Anyone who took it seriously is fucking stupid
2. Do you think people shit on the floor for fun? Does anyone? Don't imply what I went through has anything with me being trans and there is no problem. You defend N because you are pissed off at me still. Life isn't sunshine and roses. Everyone dies. Sometimes you watch them do it if you actually give a fuck.
@680,593 (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
I didn't wish for their parents to die, I wished that they would have to witnesses it the same way I did. Reality is reality. Most throw them in a home and turn a blind eye. It isn't their problem.
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
Sure and I live in a mansion.
Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,605
@680,583 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
So your parents died covered in shit... I can't think of a better reason to pretend to be a woman.
So your parents died covered in shit... I can't think of a better reason to pretend to be a woman.
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,607
@previous (N)
You can give me crap about being trans but that doesn't change the fact that your parents and grandparents will die.
You can give me crap about being trans but that doesn't change the fact that your parents and grandparents will die.
Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,608
@previous (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
Are you trying to give me a hard time because everyone dies? Do you think that I am just finding this information out?
Are you trying to give me a hard time because everyone dies? Do you think that I am just finding this information out?
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,609
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,610
@680,603 (Nexi !jNexusRe/.)
> 2. Do you think people shit on the floor for fun? Does anyone?
I literally had no idea what you were talking about, hence my saying "What the fuck." It's bizarre, absolutely bizarre, how you decide to turn a joke topic serious and then freak out at everyone who doesn't immediately grasp the change in tone.
You seriously need to calm down, 90% of the threads you participate in involve you lecturing people and freaking out about stuff. Seriously, this thread had nothing to do with you. I'm not mad at you, I don't give a shit at all, this was just--bizarre.
And I'm very sorry about your parents, seriously.
> 2. Do you think people shit on the floor for fun? Does anyone?
I literally had no idea what you were talking about, hence my saying "What the fuck." It's bizarre, absolutely bizarre, how you decide to turn a joke topic serious and then freak out at everyone who doesn't immediately grasp the change in tone.
You seriously need to calm down, 90% of the threads you participate in involve you lecturing people and freaking out about stuff. Seriously, this thread had nothing to do with you. I'm not mad at you, I don't give a shit at all, this was just--bizarre.
And I'm very sorry about your parents, seriously.
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
kook !!vzUOyOi/5 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,611
Nexi !jNexusRe/. replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #680,612
@680,610 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I don't like being called a tranny. Insult me and I will return the favor. 100% of the time it involves some namefag who is posting anonymously and has some hate boner for me. Ask them to stop and I will. I won't put up with it and I'll defend myself.
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
You will witness death regardless. I am saying if they want to insult what they went through and tie it into my transition maybe they should consider that it is going to happen to them too.
I don't like being called a tranny. Insult me and I will return the favor. 100% of the time it involves some namefag who is posting anonymously and has some hate boner for me. Ask them to stop and I will. I won't put up with it and I'll defend myself.
@previous (kook !!vzUOyOi/5)
You will witness death regardless. I am saying if they want to insult what they went through and tie it into my transition maybe they should consider that it is going to happen to them too.