Topic: I keep having this dream
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,215
In which some fat bitch in my class is fucking around with a time machine and zaps me away by accident when I walk through the door to 1913.
And I don't age until I get back to 2011 and can't die either
So I have to fight through every big war in the 20th century and lose most of my friends and watch the wife get old and die whilst I stay young
It's kind of bittersweet. It always ends up with me going into class just after I get zapped away and smashing the fat bitch to pieces since I'll be hardcore fit after like 80 years of hardship
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