Topic: i woke up today and realized my small penis
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #52,123
I wish I weren't so small. Did anyone here get penis surgery? I'm too scared to get it. I heard if you stare at the sun you can lengthen your size. Try it! Thanks for reading another post by a misplaced lost and confused chanuser
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #678,472
Hi KL.
lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #678,475
Sorry about your tiny dick faggot
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #678,478
Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #678,488
I always sneeze it I stare at the sun ☀
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #678,489
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #678,490
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #678,504
Have you considered that maybe it is not really meant to be a penis?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #678,539
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
My 2cents. OP should hook up with ducky. Remember ducky does have a nose with two passages.
Ok this reply is only worth 1cents. However you have to admit it does make cents.
My 2cents. OP should hook up with ducky. Remember ducky does have a nose with two passages.
Ok this reply is only worth 1cents. However you have to admit it does make cents.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,542
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,544
@678,490 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You've been KL all along. He was nothing more than a persona you created to try and manipulate the forum.
You've been KL all along. He was nothing more than a persona you created to try and manipulate the forum.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,546
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,547
@678,539 (H)
Will you please post more irrelevant replies about a 12 year old girl's sexuality? They're my favorite.
Will you please post more irrelevant replies about a 12 year old girl's sexuality? They're my favorite.
Adam Djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,549
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,554
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,555
Take a knife to your penis and become a woman. You'll bleed for the first part of this step, but you're not a woman until you bleed at least once down there.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,557
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,561
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,602
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,613
Anonymous H double-posted this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,615
@678,602 (buttons)
If ducky has a problem with my post she will shoot me email.
She never complains about my posts about her in email. Just ask her.
If ducky has a problem with my post she will shoot me email.
She never complains about my posts about her in email. Just ask her.
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,617
@previous (H)
You constantly claim to have 'net friends' here that are never friendly to you.
It's sad.
You constantly claim to have 'net friends' here that are never friendly to you.
It's sad.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,619
@previous (I)
Now wait one minute.
> that are never friendly to you.
So sorry you do not do mail with people of the net. However I am sure you enjoy those emails from Nigeria that offer you so very much.
Now wait one minute.
> that are never friendly to you.
So sorry you do not do mail with people of the net. However I am sure you enjoy those emails from Nigeria that offer you so very much.
Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,620
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,621
Notice Killer Lettuce hasn't come here to deny his orignal post this time.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,622
@678,620 (I)Well now. A couple three friends here have today have made Quality Replies
One can only hope that when one makes a post/reply that one gets wot one gives. I am beyond satisfied so far with replies 2day.
Have you considered taking a laxative for wot ails you.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,645
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,650
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,661
Is it bad that my has been shrinking? My penis measured 6 inches in 2012 (ROFL at my 6 inch cock) but now it is barely 5.5 inches, and I have to dig the tape measure into my mons pubis pretty hard. Also my balls are acorns. Years ago I was handling tennis balls, now I am handling acorns. Why are my penis and balls shrinking?
buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,664
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #678,665
@678,661 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Alcohol reduces blood flow to a penis. Tissue needs blood flow for proper function. Your eyes need blood flow as well. So its a combination of your eyes ability to measure your dong as well as poor blood flow to dong to keep it as it used to be.
Alcohol reduces blood flow to a penis. Tissue needs blood flow for proper function. Your eyes need blood flow as well. So its a combination of your eyes ability to measure your dong as well as poor blood flow to dong to keep it as it used to be.