Topic: How to get drugs onto a cruise ship
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,994
I am taking an international cruise and need some advice on how to get drugs onto the ship. Please no lectures or telling me not to do it, I'm going to do it, I just need advice on doing it as safely as possible.
Thank you minichan
Thank you minichan
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #675,957
What kind of drugs?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,959
@OP
Swallow a comdom.
Swallow a comdom.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,960
@previous (C)
> comdom.
Please get the fuck out of my thread, you illiterate gayelle.
@675,957 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Cocaine, meth, or pills.
> comdom.
Please get the fuck out of my thread, you illiterate gayelle.
@675,957 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Cocaine, meth, or pills.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,961
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,962
Hi Svet. Are you bringing home some foreign cocaine?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,963
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,965
Wrapped in cling film then several condoms then shove.it up your arse
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,967
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,969
@675,965 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
How long did you have to keep the condom in your arse while you hid in the back of the truck to get into the UK?
How long did you have to keep the condom in your arse while you hid in the back of the truck to get into the UK?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,970
Sew a hidden pocket in your clothes somewhere. Spies probably did that.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,971
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,972
@previous (D)
I think @OP doesn't have the guts to put any drugs up their butt. Which makes them homophobic.
I think @OP doesn't have the guts to put any drugs up their butt. Which makes them homophobic.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,976
Why not use one of those drones that you can buy
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,977
@OP
There are literally tutorials for smuggling on cruise liners, whether it's drugs or booze. Leave the cannabis at home though (edibles are iffy) and remember some cruise liners use drug sniffin' pooches.
There are literally tutorials for smuggling on cruise liners, whether it's drugs or booze. Leave the cannabis at home though (edibles are iffy) and remember some cruise liners use drug sniffin' pooches.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,978
@675,976 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
How would that help? They would have to fly the drone alongside the ship non-stop. And that would draw attention.
How would that help? They would have to fly the drone alongside the ship non-stop. And that would draw attention.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,979
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,980
If that's all you need it for just use an action figure or something.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,982
@675,976 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
lol 10/10 bud
That wouldn't be conspicuous at all. Plus the flight time for most drones is so short vs the time it can take to get through a line for a cruise ship, that it makes that solution doubly worthless. Not to mention most drones have to be registered with the FAA, so if it went wrong, it'd be easy enough to trace back to the individual.
lol 10/10 bud
That wouldn't be conspicuous at all. Plus the flight time for most drones is so short vs the time it can take to get through a line for a cruise ship, that it makes that solution doubly worthless. Not to mention most drones have to be registered with the FAA, so if it went wrong, it'd be easy enough to trace back to the individual.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,986
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Nha it's not such a bad idea. Just find a place to leave the drone with the drugs on it, then when you are on the ship, just fly it in, you could do that in a sneaky way. Anyone asks, just say it's a tourist video.
Nha it's not such a bad idea. Just find a place to leave the drone with the drugs on it, then when you are on the ship, just fly it in, you could do that in a sneaky way. Anyone asks, just say it's a tourist video.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #675,994
OP All you need is a small plastic pill box. Fill with your contraband. Tie a string around it with a very good knot. Dip in melted candle wax. Attach string to your back molar. Swallow the pill box for on ship retrieval.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #675,998
Get a foodsaver vaccum sealer. Use it to seal your drugs a few times. Wear gloves and exact time you put one bag into the other you change gloves to prevent residue. Then just hide it in a mouthwash container and re seal the safety seal.
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #676,005
yeah for real just do what nexus said and keep that shit in your luggage and don't do meth where you're not supposed to
i don't think they search that thoroughly
i don't think they search that thoroughly
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #676,023
@previous (buttons)
How thorough they are is really hit or miss, but I agree, just keep it in your luggage ffs. Techniques vary, but plenty of people just stuff them in an article of clothing or pockets/stash-pockets in their luggage.
@OP
Look into the cruise liner you're going on and where it's leaving and stopping, other people will probably have asked the same question.
It really doesn't need to be super elaborate, there's a certain amount of risk regardless of how you do it. And yeah, buttons is right, you could just you know, not.
How thorough they are is really hit or miss, but I agree, just keep it in your luggage ffs. Techniques vary, but plenty of people just stuff them in an article of clothing or pockets/stash-pockets in their luggage.
@OP
Look into the cruise liner you're going on and where it's leaving and stopping, other people will probably have asked the same question.
It really doesn't need to be super elaborate, there's a certain amount of risk regardless of how you do it. And yeah, buttons is right, you could just you know, not.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #676,027
@675,986 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Nah, at that point he should just go all out and get some scuba gear and attach the drugs on the cruise liner or in his room in advance. It could be more ridiculous though. Maybe there's enough time to build a submarine.
@OP
Do you have any friends with submarines?
Nah, at that point he should just go all out and get some scuba gear and attach the drugs on the cruise liner or in his room in advance. It could be more ridiculous though. Maybe there's enough time to build a submarine.
@OP
Do you have any friends with submarines?
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #676,032
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Where I live there are several major cruise liners that home port locally. Because of prior hijacking and terror attempts they use drug and explosive sniffing dogs to check out the luggage. Only minutes away is the international airport with a huge number of dogs that they pay to borrow for this task. So you need a method that is equal to what is used at airports.
Where I live there are several major cruise liners that home port locally. Because of prior hijacking and terror attempts they use drug and explosive sniffing dogs to check out the luggage. Only minutes away is the international airport with a huge number of dogs that they pay to borrow for this task. So you need a method that is equal to what is used at airports.
Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #676,168
@previous (J)
Submarines it is.
As far as airports are concerned it really depends on where you're flying in and out of and the TSA here isn't exactly on point. They have a pretty terrible track record to be honest. And of course these dogs have false positives all the time too. As always, better safe than sorry.
Submarines it is.
As far as airports are concerned it really depends on where you're flying in and out of and the TSA here isn't exactly on point. They have a pretty terrible track record to be honest. And of course these dogs have false positives all the time too. As always, better safe than sorry.