Topic: Happy Cinco de Mayo. 2Day we celebrate How Mexico fought the French for One Fifth bottle of Tequila
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,971
Mexicans kicked French for the win, at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862French came on a visit to Mexico and discovered that Tequila has more kick than their Red Wine. They had to go into battle royal to wrest away a bottle of Tequila.
Sources say the French were also angry because Mexicans used Lard as a spread on Tortillas and the French who were all Kosher at that time, insisted on Mayo instead.
Mayonnaise and Tequila. This is why today we celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #675,091
SHIT DRAAD
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,093
This is a Syntax post.
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It's a regular interval !faggot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,103
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,105
@675,093 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)Syntax lives in the 15 mile zone of Mexico. Syntax wood never ever put up such horrid transfluxifacation, of Mexican/French history.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,123
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #675,124
@675,105 (E)So you're saying, at 60mph, Mexico wood b a 15 minute dryve from thee?
@previous (A)
What're those white women doing celebrating a Mexican holiday?
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #675,134
@previous (F)Definitely not 15 minutes from me. Probably not even for Syntax.
Looking this up. Mexico exported 977.08 million liters of tequila to Canada in 2015. 160 Billion liters of tequila to USA.
I believe there are white woman in Canada and USA. Probably not where you live. You are free to import them.
This week on USA TV
Stephen Colbert and Dakota Johnson Drink Tequila - White woman drinks Tequila with white man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnWkpM2HJI
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