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Topic: What does the future hold in store for humanity?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,948

Let's avoid discussion of how we're wipe ourselves out as there is an equal chance that we won't.

What might the future be like for our children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #674,380

If things keep going the way they are, desolate, hot, and a bunch of power chairs. Power chairs will probably become a multi-billion dollar industry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,384

@previous (B)
So you're saying everyone will get fatter as seen in the Pixar film WALL-E?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,386

@previous (A)
I think we're wipe ourselves out as seen in the Pixar film WALL-E.

Edit: NM, I ran some calculations and there is a roughly equal chance OP is retarded.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,387

They will never know what a blue sky looks like. They will be autistic transexual

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,388

@674,384 (A)

If things keep going the way they are, yes. Look at the rates of type 2 diabetes and obesity among children, from the years 1980 to now.

Type 2 diabetes used to be called adult onset diabetes, and doctors have no idea what the effects of kids living with it for 20,30,40 years may be.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,390

@674,386 (C)
But we didn't wipe ourselves out in WALL-E.

@674,387 (lost soul)
How does having autism or being transsexual prevent someone from seeing the blue sky?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,391

@674,388 (B)
But hasn't the Obamas been encouraging healthy eating laws?

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,396

@674,390 (A)
I don't watch children's movies. Every adult who ever mentioned Frozen to me lost my respect immediately.

Anonymous C double-posted this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,397

@674,391 (A)
Can you please mangle your sentences more?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,408

@674,391 (A)

Mrs.Porch Monkey First Lady stared a foundation for it, but guess who's sponsoring that foundation? Companies that are the biggest culprits behind this problem. Companies like Coke, Pepsi, and Mars.

When was the last time you even heard her bring it up?

Even if they're forced to "eat healthy" at school, there is still obscene amounts of processed sugar in almost every thing. People with these problems aren't getting the proper information to combat them, either.

Most people still believe calories are the main culprit. There's two kinds of calories, though. The calories you get from more substantial, and fibrous foods, take longer to digest. Causing fewer blood sugar spikes, allowing the liver to work at the pace intended, and giving them more energy.

Simple calories, like those from refined sugars, do not work this way. The stomach quickly digests them, forcing the liver to work exponentially harder. When this happens, your blood sugar spikes, and the liver's response is to produce more insulin. Excessive amounts of insulin makes you hungry, and feel generally unwell, as hunger often does.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,412

> as there is an equal chance that we won't.
Actually, no. There is a 100% chance that we will be wiped out in the future. It's just a matter of how long it takes.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,417

@674,408 (B)
This is like a Sophie post, but somehow dumber.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #674,418

@previous (C)

It's the truth. Ever wonder why they don't put the daily value percentage for sugars in the nutritional information?

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,424

@previous (B)
because you're not supposed to be eating a full days value of sugar anyway? people would probably around fulfilling the percentage thinking it was healthy to eat like 100g of sugar daily

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,425

@674,418 (B)
I didn't read your post.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,428

@674,424 (buttons)

Your average 12oz. soda contains between 30-60 grams.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,429

@674,425 (C)
@674,418 (B)
Yeah I didn't read past "porch monkey" anyway

buttons double-posted this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,430

@674,428 (B)
Thanks for the factoid? U taking a nutrition class or st?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,432

@previous (buttons)

I'm type 1 diabetic, so knowing things about food is kind of important.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,436

@previous (B)
Cool
Better u than me have fun

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,441

@674,432 (B)

> I'm type 2 diabetic and dear Lord do I love Sunkist

Ftfy

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,443

@previous (C)

No, you didn't. It's okay, you're probably just mad because your own diet is shit.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,448

@previous (B)

> I was busy guzzling Sunkist when I read your fucking post. I don't know why my type 2 makes me so angry all of the time.

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #674,452

@previous (C)

Stop projecting so hard, I'm not judging you over your eating habits.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,461

@674,390 (A)
Those were two seperate things. First one, cos of the chemtrails. Second one cos vaccine damage and propaganda

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,462

@674,452 (B)

> If I lived in a state that gave me 5 cents for every soda can I guzzled I would have enough income to move out of my trailer trash tax bracket

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,465

@previous (C)
dude what r u doing lol

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,467

@previous (lost soul)
Anon B has diabetuus and gets angry really easily. It's fun, try it!

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,468

@674,465 (lost soul)

He's trying hard to upset me. Won't work, though.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,470

@674,461 (lost soul)
Lol shut up

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,471

@674,467 (C)
He has diabetes but not from being a fatass

@674,468 (B)
Thx for not being another fatass in the world

lost soul double-posted this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,473

@674,470 (buttons)
no

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,479

@674,471 (lost soul)

Same to you, bud.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,498

@674,468 (B)
https://minichan.org/topic/51924

Sure thing tubby wubby.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,514

Diabeatus is a good thing. Billions of dollars are added to our economy because of drug companies offering stuff to fix the condition.
Obesity is good because farmers make more money and markets sell more and undertakers get an early return.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,518

@previous (G)
No

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,522

@previous (lost soul)
After reading Syntax type spellings for diabetes in the threads, I thought my contribution was most excellent.
Mortuaries need business. Undertakers getting an early return. I thought I nailed it for the thread?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,530

@674,514 (G)

Uhhhh, you do realize that most farmers now a days work for corporations like Tyson, and make very little money. After taking loans for 10s of thousands of dollars, so they can purchase the necessary equipment. Right?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,532

@674,396 (C)
Pixar makes "family friendly" movies not children's movies. Sorry for your uptight outlook on life.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,535

@previous (A)
That sounds like something one of the delusional Frozen fans would say right before I cut them out of my life for being a childless weirdo who watches films for small children.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,540

@674,530 (B)
So much to learn and so little time. Yesterday I discovered Tyson has found a way to turn chickens into beef, to make Ballpark franks.
Its good that there are fewer farmers because can you imagine Millennials as farmers? Do you know a single person that wants to farm anything other than pot?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,549

@previous (G)

I spent a good chunk of my life in Texas, so yes. They're usually hicks, who love their truck, their gun, their dog, and their beer.

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,550

@674,522 (G)
I'm jus thinkin Wed have less obesity if they were eating real foods from farms

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,554

@previous (lost soul)

We would definitely have less food borne illnesses. Now farmers can't sell their food commercially, if they raise it their own way. The FDA claims it's "not sanitary", which is total bullshit.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,559

@674,549 (B)
I spent a good chunk of business trips flying into DWF and then off to Grenville with all those Farm to country roads. Even got to know a Ostrich farmer. That of course was a failed venture. 12 to 20 trips a year. Drinking beer in car back in those days was supposed to be a right of passage. I think they changed the rules.


@674,550 (lost soul)
If you are still serving up Shawarms it must suck to smell what you cannot eat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,567

@674,535 (C)
I bet those "childless weirdos" have more of a social life than those negative nancys who would cease watching something that could potentially be fun just because they are worried about looking like a pedophile.

Plus "Frozen" is more or less normie shit watched by adults who have children anyway.

I hate to see how you'd react when those children grow up and start praising the movie due to nostalgic purposes.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,605

@previous (A)
I didn't bring up pedophilia, that's your issue alone. If you enjoy watching children's films that's fine. You're welcome to spend your days watching 'family friendly' programming aimed towards a pre-k audience as well, just as I'm welcome to disassociate from you for being a weirdo.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,612

@674,559 (G)
I do not crave it because I know how they make it & I know where the meat comes from

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,615

Op, what do you think the future holds?

lost soul replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,616

In a better scenario, the NWO has failed and the world is 95% vegan and almost all starvation is eradicated. The skies are CONSTANTLY blue & humanity have migrated to the warmer tropical regions and have shared the cures for cancer, autism, obesity, and multiculturalalism is balanced. We advance new telepathy inventions so we can communicate with the animals, and animals and humans live side by side besteality still illegal tho

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #674,796

@previous (lost soul)
Pretty much this, but with more involuntary euthanasia thanks to assistance from the Bavarian Illuminati.
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