Topic: Would you take a girl to a Holocaust™ musuem for a first date?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,912

Some guy did, and posted the experience on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4hi9xe/tifu_by_taking_a_girl_to_a_holocaust_museum_for/

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I'll keep this brief since I'm having to type with my elbows while I'm double-facepalming.

I met this girl on Tinder, and after a few messages, we agreed to meet up in person. I'm horrible at thinking of fun things to do on a date, but I remembered reading on her profile that she likes museums. I asked if there were any museums that she wanted to go to, to which she said, "Let's go to that Holocaust museum!" At the time, the blood wasn't exactly in my brain, so I said, "Sure, sounds like fun!" I should have said "How about no? Let's go to literally any other kind of museum."

We arrived at the museum, and as I stood there looking at a massive pile of twisted glasses frames and discarded shoes worn by the prisoners, I realized that I have seriously fucked up. What started off as a damn good first date, quickly became a regretful experience. We didn't talk, we didn't hold hands or make any physical contact whatsoever; we just walked in somber silence.

I tried to lighten the mood, but once you've been brought down by the atrocities of the Holocaust, there's really no cheering-up for a while. I dropped her off at her house without so much as a fist-bump, and drove myself home.
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It's no good unless you debunk it. "That smoke stack isn't attached to anything." "Why do the gas chamber doors open from the inside?" "Why do the gas chambers have easily breakable glass windows everywhere?"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #673,699

Slow down, Svet. This could be considered flooding.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,751

It sounds like a good date

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,784

If she was interested in European history, I just may.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,829

Quick skim of the replies and not a single person understood why she picked that place for a date.

She has Sleeping princess syndrome or sleeping beauty syndrome, a sexual fetish.

Somnophilia. Somnophilia may progress to necrophilia, the desire to have sexual relations with a dead body.

kook can probably expound on this.

buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,860

@673,751 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Better than like a movie theater date

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,869

@previous (buttons)
Bet you would like to have a girl who wants to play dead.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,872

@previous (G)
No I play dead

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,875

@673,699 (B)
Haha busted

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,876

@673,872 (buttons)
That must be hard to do when she uses that strap on, on you.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,878

@previous (G)
I'm celibate
Like Prince or Jesus

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,885

@673,860 (buttons)
I agree completely. I hate movie theater dates.

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