Topic: If your girlfriend/wife did this, what would you do?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,908
Okay let's say hypothetically your girlfriend/wife goes and you're prepared for sex. She has you do it outside at night in your back yard. So you're both naked and she sticks her butt toward you like she's going to mount you and then suddenly you realize she had given herself an enema! And then she sprays liquid diarrhea all over you!! And she thinks it's flirting and wants to have sex like that.
What would you do?
What would you do?
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #673,687
Is it weird that this thread made me feel kind of nostalgic
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #673,689
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #673,816
If she's sticking her ass towards you, she isn't trying to mount you. She's presenting. Goddamn.
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@676,270 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
But you are him. Stop projecting, you BPD pile of deteriorated neuroses.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
But you are him. Stop projecting, you BPD pile of deteriorated neuroses.