> boy i will snack you around like the bitch you are..
gay
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#673,108
In all honesty, no, you're not bad for being drunk all the time.
You are, however, bad for still breathing.
Koffing joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,177
> Begs admin not to ban him, continues spamming board.
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Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,234
@OP
A proper Southern gentleman saves it for the weekend. Just slow down with the drinking, bud. Or seek help locally if you're legitimately having problems. MC probably isn't the best place to seek help with drinking or suicidal ideation.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,462
> MC probably isn't the best place to seek help with drinking or suicidal ideation.
??? What website, praytell, has better ideas for painless suicide under $20?
A. Jones !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,474
@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Good point, but other sites have budget suicide suggestions, e.g:
How to Kill Yourself: 5 Budget Options
Another important criterion for your choice of the best way to kill yourself is the price. The method should be cheap. Self-murderers rarely want to invest into the process. So, here are 5 budget options, which are ineffective as well:
Jumping from height.
Of course, it costs you nothing. Yet, the disappointing news is that many people survived falls from incredible height. Yes, you're most likely to break your spine and limbs and suffer from internal damage and remain disabled for the rest of your life.
Jumping in front of a train.
Although it doesn't cost you a dime, it's a bad choice as well. The chances that you lose your footing and unexpectedly fall, losing only your legs or arms, for instance, are pretty high.
Hanging.
A suicide by hanging doesn't require any complicated techniques, and the materials are easily available. However, this method is painful. The time before a person loses consciousness depends on a variety of factors. Sometimes it can take more than 10 minutes of suffering. Furthermore, there are numerous cases when a person survives even though his/her neck can be broken.
Starvation/dehydration.
Though this method is very cheap, the suffering should last for weeks. It can drive anyone crazy, which is a serious type of disability as well.
Electrocution.
Just so that you know, this method inflicts agonizing pain. Even the Supreme Court recognized that electrocution brings unnecessary pain to criminals and it's inhuman.
So, none of suicide methods can guarantee you secure and painful end to your suffering. There’s no obvious answer to the question 'how to kill yourself without pain'. In most cases, suicide attempts fail and result in disability and even worse suffering than whatever you’re going through right now.
In retrospect this is a terrible example and isn't all that informative. I suppose MC wins this round.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,480
> > MC probably isn't the best place to seek help with drinking or suicidal ideation. > > ??? What website, praytell, has better ideas for painless suicide under $20?
LoL - Still proud that I have not once clicked on that topic.
So bert is back. - Its not so much so good to see bert talking about suicide. Makes sense for Autphag. bert will probably end up needing a liver to survive.
As I understand it - Those who drink to much end up paying a lot for more booze cause eventually it takes more booze as with any drug to get high. bert will have the problem of how to feed his liver into it no longer working. Working hard to kill self seems a very poor way to go when one can work hard and have fun in the off hours.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,481
@previous (Syntax)
Are hard work and fun re: 15 minute dryve from the dead-end hovel you rent?
Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,551
@673,480 (Syntax)
If you're so concerned about Bert's well being, why don't you fly to Knoxville in your satellite(which will probably take only 15 minutes to get there), and give him some fucking intervention.
Stop acting like you give a fuck about Bert when all you do is downgrade him.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,556
@previous (G)
bert has always respected me for telling the truth. berts a long time net buddy. He kicked Heroin and I hope he kicks the need for massive daily booze intake.
Nor does he listen to me when I suggest he stop posting to the women of chans cause it always gets him banned. Nor does anyone fly from point A to point B on Planet Earth in a Satellite.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,560
@previous (Syntax)
Anon G has the truth of it. You don't treat Bert with kindness or respect.
In fact, other than your repeating over and over what great buds you are, you two hardly interact.
If you are a friend of his then you're a shitty friend indeed.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,565
@previous (C)
Except for a couple of the Mods here I doubt anyone here converses with bert via email. I do.
bert no's one of my best friends killed himself with alcohol. Great guy who was married 11 times. I also remember when a major web forum helped bert stop shooting drugs via needle.
Addiction is a strange thing. Many a famous person said they kicked Heroin but could not kick cigarettes.
Wot wood you like me to say to bert? Should I lie to him and say Drink UP?
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kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,566
@673,560 (C)
How do you know how much they interact?
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,568
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Why do you always stick your nose where it doesn't belong? Stop being antagonistic you miserable cunt.
@673,565 (Syntax)
Nothing about your behavior on here indicates you care about Bert, or even that you have the relationship you claim to.
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,569
@673,566 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I have said this on TC.
When he was permabanned I spent a little time via PM's with two of the Mods. I was successful in getting that ban lifted. I think but am not 100% sure I said I new in advance in the long term it wood not work out. In heavy drink mode as bert is about to pass out he ends posting with lots of spam posts that mods have to clean up. After a while they find the clean up to much trouble
And of course he does something that drives women up the wall. BUT he will not listen to me with my suggestions that wood save him from multiple bans.
One can only try and do their best when helping a friend that does not want help (poorly ritten but bert will read and perhaps comment)
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Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#673,576