Topic: My job sucks.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,187
Here's why.
First off My fucking job is Unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by Telling you about the folks I work with:
First there is this supermodel wanna be chick. Ill give her credit she is pretty fucking hot. but she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. she is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. she is dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. she must suck a mean dick because the boss keep her around.
The next chick is exactly the opposite she is probably one of the smartest people on the planet her career opportunities are endless yet she is here with us she is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm not sure she even showers much less shaves her 'womanly' parts I think she is a lesbian, every time we drive by a home depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.
Finally and the jewl of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking about the occasional toker. this guy is baked before he comes to work during work and im sure after work I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily and he is only 22 he dresses like a freekin' beatneck throwback from the 1960's to make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!!!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
First off My fucking job is Unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by Telling you about the folks I work with:
First there is this supermodel wanna be chick. Ill give her credit she is pretty fucking hot. but she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. she is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. she is dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. she must suck a mean dick because the boss keep her around.
The next chick is exactly the opposite she is probably one of the smartest people on the planet her career opportunities are endless yet she is here with us she is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm not sure she even showers much less shaves her 'womanly' parts I think she is a lesbian, every time we drive by a home depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.
Finally and the jewl of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking about the occasional toker. this guy is baked before he comes to work during work and im sure after work I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily and he is only 22 he dresses like a freekin' beatneck throwback from the 1960's to make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!!!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #91,436
cool story
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #91,438
I liek copy pasta sometimes, I hadn't read that in a loooong time. ;)
Lelynne Fergoldstein !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #91,448
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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #91,450
Lelynne Fergoldstein !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #91,452
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #91,537
My job sucks, I sell vacuums.