Topic: my glorious return...dont call it a comeback/ pizza party withall my peeps invited/ I luv you guys..
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#51,843
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
[REPEAT 4X]
Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
[Chorus]
[LL]
Breakdown!!!
Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio (HUUUH!!!)
I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I got a new tour
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
Unless ya say my name
Rippin, killin
Diggin and drillin a hole
Pass the Ol' Gold
[Chorus]
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
I'm ready (we're ready!!!)
I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out
I am BACK...rat a tat...tat...tat..
there is a pizza in the oven...pepperoni...which is the ULTIMATE pizza topping...if you did not know..
now you know..
PLUS...a fresh bottle of Graves 190 proof..bitches..
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#672,700
8:30 A.M. on a Sunday, aka the saddest time to be intoxicated by yourself.
Bert if I buy you a few weeks of HelloFresh or Plated meals will you stop eating like a pig?
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#672,701
It's a comeback.
lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#672,703
@672,700 (B)
no he will not even eat good fast food
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#672,704
@672,700 (B)
aww...nice of you...but I am a grown ass man who works really hard through the week...and I deserve to eat what I enjoy..
also: pizza is the food of God...not 'the Gods'...as there is ONLY one God...and He was kind enough to give us such a pleasurable idea such as pizza..
some people over think everything...when peeps ought to realize that all the world is indeed a stage...and we are merely players..
in other words...you get at most eighty summers...and eighty winters...why not spend the time WITHOUT acting all high and mighty and telling peeps what to do..
there is right...and there is wrong...but other than that if you obsess over shit you are missing the point..
let's be groovy and support each other instead of tearing each other down..
r04r will not like this message..
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#672,706
You know the feeling you get when you dread having to go to work?
That's my feeling now.
All the days of not having to see rape and violence threads, Bert stalking threads, bertrage threads, cockbert threads....
Well let's just say any thread from bert, were not worth reading.
And now our peacefulness is no longer.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#672,709