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Topic: How unattractive would your child have to be to for you to secretly resent it?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,829

All babies may be beautiful in God's eyes, but everyone knows parental love is directly correlated with how smug you can be when passing around your phone to show off your little bundle of responsibility.

handy visualisation guide included
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
1 - slightly unattractive - triptych 2 29%
2 - future Fedora aficionado - KL 1 14%
3 - moderately unattractive - ltmake - 0%
4 - immoderately unattractive - negi 3 43%
5 - people presume it has special needs - kook 1 14%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later[^] [v] #672,405

Why would I resent a child for being ugly instead of having contempt for it?

Also I vote 6: people think it's a victim of agent orange - Dave

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,434

> implying god exists.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,441

@previous (C)
Thanks for that angry autist reply!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,445

If the kid ends up ugly, its totally the parents fault. Ugly parents should not be having children.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,447

@OP
> DLC

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,452

@672,445 (D)
Thanks for that nuanced understanding of genetics!

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,457

@previous (A)
Please enlighten me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,458

@previous (D)
You didn't vote, you'll get nothing from me but contempt.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,466

@previous (A)
So in other words you are as ugly as your dads asshole and you wish you were as attractive as your mothers asshole.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,473

@previous (D)
I truly don't throw this word around lightly, but you are a huge virgin.

buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,485

Oh lord
If I had a child looking like Negi idk

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,487

@672,473 (A)
I have a daughter. May have other children. Hope that is not true.
I was once married.

The only thing virgin about me is my asshole which will remain that way.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,490

Oh and what the heck Triptych isn't ugly they a qt
She always calls me qt so here I've returned the favor

buttons double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,491

@672,487 (D)
> SEWER PIPE ASSHOLE SHIT DICK I THEE THY RE: GIRL PARTS CONDOM DAUGHTER EINSTEIN

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,492

@672,473 (A)
are you going t ofuck him

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,493

@672,490 (buttons)
She isn't, someone had to be at 1.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,496

@672,492 (Sheila LaBoof)
No, I would have fucked tekamine, but on the whole MC's male userbase isn't quite up to my standards :(

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,499

@672,493 (A)
you coulda put like somebody actually mildly unattractive
idk who Fits the Bill
Bill Maybe
And kook definitely isn't the ugliest poster

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,501

@672,491 (buttons)
Yo buttons. Yes I no it bugs you when I make fun of men who find sewage sex attractive. You should consider suing your parents for turning you into such.

I still think you're bipolar.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,504

@672,496 (A)
Yeah come to think of it I'm pretty sure all the boys who are left here are p ugly
we used to have like... Idk Mickey
And dustbin I thought they were both cute

buttons double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,505

@672,496 (A)
and I still think tek was NOT cute
Bowl cut tiny mouth lip ring yuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,506

@672,504 (buttons)
Dustbin no

Idk who Mickey is

You are the only vaguely fuckable person here, and I don't like twinks.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,507

@672,501 (D)
No dude u just are like obsessed with shit dick and talking about anal all the time
Why are you obsessed with sewerpipes

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,511

@previous (buttons)
Pay close attention please.
Not obsessed. I just think its hysterical that gay dudes stick dicks in raw sewage.

Normal people grow up flushing the toilet. Not playing with contents for love. And remember you are what you eat.

Dachan-da replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,514

@previous (D)
You'd think after like seven decades on this earth anal sex might be less funny but apparently not
You behave like a child
'your moms asshole'
'anal is funny'
Grow up and leave

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,523

@previous (Dachan-da)
> moms asshole' 'anal is funny'
Is that what your mother said to you?

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,524

@previous (H)
Wheres.the joke there
Did my mom.say What
No

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,532

op is becky

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,540

@672,506 (A)
Idk why I was attracted to dusbin I just WAS
Mickey was our air force poster he was cool and had a child. Holy shit that child is probably like 7 now. I miss Mickey
Also thank u?? Are u a dude is that why you're calling me a twink
i would get so much sewerpipe if liked men

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,544

@previous (buttons)
If I wasn't male I'd still read you as a twink.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,551

@672,540 (buttons)
Don't lie to us. You get more sewer pipe than you know what to do with.

buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,554

@672,544 (A)
Yeah but most women don't call boys twinks unless they are like scum punks or 90s lesbians

buttons double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,558

@672,551 (J)
I have no spoons in no soups

Adam Djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,593

Rude draad

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,600

Anything imperfections and honestly I would love to toss my offspring over a cliff.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,601

@previous (L)
buttons must be one of your offsprings.

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,667

I'd probably resent it no matter what. We're fine with just a cat for now.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,668

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Who is "we"

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,669

@previous (O)
Mrs. Anti and myself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,699

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Referring to yourself with a collective pronoun is odd. Your partner doesn't post here.

You're odd.

Get out of my thread before you unintentionally make yourself look like a weirdo again.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,884

@672,496 (A)

There are a few handsome men!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,889

@previous (P)
(Citation needed)

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,927

@previous (A)

ninjj, fake anon, fats fergerson, ash, possibly tteh and that one guy i can't remember his name

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,929

@previous (P)
I don't think we've ever seen TTEH's face?

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,931

@previous (E)

I make like squeegee and imagine everyone here who hasn't posted their faces to be really hot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,944

> 1:@672,889 (A)
>
> ninjj, fake anon, fats fergerson, ash, possibly tteh and that one guy i can't remember his name

Ninjj: already addressed

Mark: I love mark, but no.

Fats: fuck no you're fucking delirious. His best friend was a goofy pedophile and he is a chubby alcoholic.

Ash: what? No.

Tteh: probably not.

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,952

@previous (A)

Fats is actually a ripped gym-goer now and has been sober for 5 years thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,953

@previous (P)
(Citation needed)

Fats wouldn't be attractive were he at a healthy weight and physically active.

Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,961

@previous (A)

his fb account duh

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #673,226

@672,699 (A)
Bump.
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