Topic: Americans want 2 hour toy commercials not mature storytelling.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 10 years ago #51,821
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #672,300
inb4 squeegee storms in insisting that wonder woman ruined it
more positive squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,303
Superman: MARTHA?Batman: MARTHA!?
Superman: MARTHA!
Lois Lane: MARTHA!
Batman: ...MARTHA!
Wonder Woman: i got 7 minutes of screen time in a 2 hour and 33 minute movie!
Batman: is she with you?
Superman: no. no, i don't even know who the fuck that is.
Wonder Woman: i'm literally on your posters, dicks.
more positive squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,304
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,305
Didn't watch the movie but it was probably shit. Sorry. Thanks.
buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,306
i fucking called it
anything with a vagina on the big screen he has to be mad about
anything with a vagina on the big screen he has to be mad about
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,308
@previous (buttons)
there is nothing that she could have done in 7 minutes to fuck up the movie more than zach snyder could in the 2 hours and 26 minutes he didn't include her.
you're so mad though
there is nothing that she could have done in 7 minutes to fuck up the movie more than zach snyder could in the 2 hours and 26 minutes he didn't include her.
you're so mad though
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 second later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,309
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,310
classic squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,311
look I'm not saying wonder woman shouldn't have been included at all, but it would have been better if her costume was a piece of saran wrap and all she did was get repeatedly raped by characters that i can identify more with
more positive squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,313
more positive squeegee double-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,314
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,315
@previous (more positive squeegee)
People write rape fantasies in an attempt to look better than you.
Congratulations?
People write rape fantasies in an attempt to look better than you.
Congratulations?
classic squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,316
i just realized every movie would be better if there was twenty more minutes of sexual assault than female dialogue
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,319
I'm better than squeegee, would anyone like to read my favorite Harry Potter rape fanfiction?