Topic: This is a list of namefags I can beat in a fair fight
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #51,820
Syntax
Squeegee
Green
Autfag
Bert
McWalter
Doctor
Metæ
Fake Anon
Denmark Gay
Dave
That is all. Thanks.
Squeegee
Green
Autfag
Bert
McWalter
Doctor
Metæ
Fake Anon
Denmark Gay
Dave
That is all. Thanks.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #672,296
You would murder me.
The Asshole joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,297
Well no wonder, you picked the weakest ones of all.
Fucking pussy.
Fucking pussy.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,298
I am glad you know your limits.
I have played a LOT of Halo. I am pretty much a hardened military combatant, at this point.
I have played a LOT of Halo. I am pretty much a hardened military combatant, at this point.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,302
@OP
Source for that list? Thanks.
Source for that list? Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #672,317
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Source for that list? Thanks.
Every post you've made. Thanks, thanks.
> Source for that list? Thanks.
Every post you've made. Thanks, thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #672,326
@OP
I think it is. Thanks.
I think it is. Thanks.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #672,331
A. Jones !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,337
Syntax is an ex-spy who knows Krav Maga.
Squeegee packs heat.
Green has superhuamn strength from tesco cider.
The rest would probably roll over and wet themselves, Green might wet himself too, but that's just from too much tesco cider, not fear.
Squeegee packs heat.
Green has superhuamn strength from tesco cider.
The rest would probably roll over and wet themselves, Green might wet himself too, but that's just from too much tesco cider, not fear.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,338
@672,317 (A)
You are sadly mistaken. You are very close to crossing the line. Once I "go mark" on someone, it is over.
You are sadly mistaken. You are very close to crossing the line. Once I "go mark" on someone, it is over.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,339
@672,337 (A. Jones !M6R0eWkIpk)
Actually Green is up a creek now because tesco cider was discontinued.
Actually Green is up a creek now because tesco cider was discontinued.
A. Jones !M6R0eWkIpk replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,366
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What?! Green can only survive so long without cider, the consequences of tesco cider being discontinued could be catastrophic!
What?! Green can only survive so long without cider, the consequences of tesco cider being discontinued could be catastrophic!
lost soul joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,387
Looks about right
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,390
First time it feels good never making it to a list.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,391
You know me and McWalter have more mass than the rest of those guys put together, right?
buttons joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,464
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,474
buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,477
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,489
@previous (buttons)
I believe it, it can put a few inches between your skin and vital organs and arteries.
Is he still fat?
I believe it, it can put a few inches between your skin and vital organs and arteries.
Is he still fat?
buttons replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,494
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,497
@672,337 (A. Jones !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Syntax is an ex-spy who knows Krav Maga.
Nope never a spy - Just the Q who developed gizmos for spies.
[ Q Division), the fictional research and development division of the British Secret Service, as a character in James Bond movies ]
The very best career decision I ever made.
> Syntax is an ex-spy who knows Krav Maga.
Nope never a spy - Just the Q who developed gizmos for spies.
[ Q Division), the fictional research and development division of the British Secret Service, as a character in James Bond movies ]
The very best career decision I ever made.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #672,605
The Asshole replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,635
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,636
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Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,645
I'm fairly certain I could take anyone except squeegee and Meta, but that's only because I assume they have guns. Maybe Becky too. I don't think I could bring myself to do harm to her.
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,646
@previous (Q)
Guns? At least it would be over pretty quickly. Becky would just bankrupt you with litigation and seize all your assets. Kook is who I'm worried about. With her serial killer and kidnapper obsession, she'd probably get you nice and tipsy then lead you into her basement where she'd chain you up and do vivisection with an exacto knife and you won't be seen again till they dig up the foundation of her house.
Guns? At least it would be over pretty quickly. Becky would just bankrupt you with litigation and seize all your assets. Kook is who I'm worried about. With her serial killer and kidnapper obsession, she'd probably get you nice and tipsy then lead you into her basement where she'd chain you up and do vivisection with an exacto knife and you won't be seen again till they dig up the foundation of her house.
Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #672,647
Well, I have a knife too, but I assume it would bringing a knife to a gun fight. So... You win. Kook? I don't know. Maybe if she got me when I was passed out...
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