Yes, fora, I discovered a drink, cheap, easily obtainable with -18.5 calories per glass.
Are you ready? ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!
Ice water!
If you go to http://www.endmemo.com/physics/specificheat.php and do the specific heat calculation, we see it takes 18.5 calories to bring 500mL of water from 1 degree Celsius (just above freezing) to 37 degrees Celsius (body temperature). If you drink 2L of ice water a day you burn 74 calories with zero effort. The science is absolutely airtight on this one.
It's interesting to think of calories as heat and not just a dietary thing. I bet cold showers would burn calories too by forcing the body to burn more calories to replace lost heat.
> The idea that drinking cold water must burn more calories developed from the belief that our bodies expend energy to warm up. It is true that your body will work to raise its temperature to 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, but it will only expend about eight calories to do this. Eight calories is the equivalent of a small pickle.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#671,151
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#671,152
@671,150 (B)
For water to be raised from 1 to 37 degrees Celsius, it takes 37 calories per liter. That is, in fact, 4.6 pickles per liter. This is basic physics.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 45 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#671,153
@previous (Metæ)
And our body does not produce heat as waste, right?
DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#671,154
@previous (B)
Are you a kitchen appliance or whatthefuck?
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#671,155
Instead of pooping, you could just go really hot for a few moments.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#671,157
@671,154 (DasSheeple) @671,155 (Metæ)
???? Why do you think you get warm when exercising
Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#671,158
@671,156 (D)
Actually that's a good point. Any calories you poop must be deducted, too. Between pooping and drinking ice water I bet you could deduct at least 200 calories a day!
Metæ (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#671,159
@671,157 (B)
Why would you exercise when you could just drink ice water??
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#671,161